Joe Rogan on Lebron James' Hair Mishap "Shave Your Head!"

Unless he's Tong Po. Stop it. Stop it. Bald ponytail is such a choice. Why would he do that? Why would you do bald ponytail? It's so funny man. Does there a girl out there that fucks guys only who are bald with ponytails? Sadly, yeah. Come on. Sadly someone fucks the bald ponytail guy. How's that work? What's his game? Money. Speaking of bald ponytail, did you see what happened in the game when LeBron's hair fell off? Somebody showed me a photo but I thought that looked so f- Was that real? That's real. Look, the guy is a fucking billionaire. He's a god amongst men. He's a giant super athlete with a really well shaped head. What the fuck man? Shave your head bud. Shave your goddamn head. Pill up that picture because I want to see the fucking- He's got some nonsense glued on his head that's like not his hair. He has a toupee? Look at that. See his hair moved up and someone had to tell him. So he's like, oh thanks bro. So he get the bandana back in place. His hair moved. Wait, why did he- Yeah he's got some shit glued on his head. Bro, the guy, he's handsome. He's a superior physical specimen. LeBron's hair falls out during game. Oh god, go full screen, Jamie. Go full screen. It goes disappearing. Aithany Davis is telling him, hey dog, your hair's up. Your hair fell off dog. Oh he did tell him. Yeah. Hey, hey. Oh he's pointing to your hair. He says someone's up with your hair. He's laughing. Are they friends? Yeah, he's the only guy that's what I was telling you. He's the only guy on the team that could probably tell him that. Anybody else would get traded immediately. Look at him, he's fucking with his hair. Oh shit. Oh shit. And last night he didn't have the headband on. He had somebody fix it up nice. Oh god. He did have the headband on? No, did not last night. Look at his- that's nonsense. What's going on with his hair. Hey, hey someone want your hair. Yo dog, he's laughing. Yo dog, gotta fix that. Just so weird. Why does he want to deal with that? You know what it is? Because he hasn't accepted it yet. Yeah, but also he's still young. He's 35. Whatever. Yeah, I know. In his mind, he's like, I gotta still be the young guy. But shave your fucking head. That's like John Cena grew his hair out now. I saw him on a fucking billboard and he has long hair. And he always had short military cut.