Joe Rogan | Trump Getting Booed at the World Series w/Andrew Santino

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Andrew Santino

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Andrew Santino is a standup comedian and actor. He's the host of the "Whiskey Ginger" podcast and co-host of the "Bad Friends" podcast with Bobby Lee. Look for his new comedy special "Andrew Santino: Cheeseburger" on now streaming on Netflix. www.andrewsantino.com

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Need it. Did you see what happened at this World Series game the other day? Did you see the news? No. They introduced Trump and the First Lady and they got booed. Do you know this? Yeah, yeah, it's going around last night. He fucking- There's two different versions of the story I saw. CNN was saying that they were yelling out, lock her up. But then- I didn't hear that. I just saw the boo clip. Another thing was saying that they were saying, lock him up. Yeah, I just saw it lock him up. I think it was lock him up is what they were chanting. But CNN had it where they were saying people were chanting lock her up. Well, I just said the other thing too is he was- generally the president throws out the first pitch. Yeah. And he didn't do that because he's already thrown one out somewhere and it's been- It's terrible. It's been very good. Yeah. Unathletic fuck. You want to talk about those? We got some clips in the vault of people that can't throw baseballs on the first pitch. Oh, you mean Judd Apatow? That's my favorite fucking clip. Him and Gary Delibate. Him, 50 cent. There's a few people that are fucking- What's your heart? No, I can't right now. I'm good. Well, your stomach? Yeah, I don't want to fucking- Really? Is that bad, bro? It's fine, but I don't want to dance on the edge. Ooh, these are- Did you see what I tweeted? I tweeted this morning, Burr and- CNN, I typed in lock her up. It's just putting back lock him up. Hold on, Burr and Kreischer have a podcast now called Bill and Burt podcast. Yes. And I made fun of them. You should pull up the image for it because they fucking- they have a cigar and a glass of whiskey in their icon, but I go, what is up with this cigar dick you guys got as your fucking image? Look at this thing. Look at that. What's up with that cigar cock? That is not- Hey, you got to get someone to reanimate that, bro. That is a weird looking cigar. That looks like a dick. It looks like a fucking dick, too. Why is it all rounded off at the tip? That's what I'm saying, too. The Bill Burt podcast. All those people- whoever you're hiring in all things comedy, pay them some real money. They're mad at you. They're mad at you and they make their things look like dicks. Just fucking wave. So what did it say? Did it say lock him up or lock her up? Lock him up, right? Lock him up is what I'm saying, yeah. They booed the president. Has that ever happened at a fucking baseball game? No. People are very riled up. Man, they- yeah. Well, here was the other thing. I saw they had a connected thing article, you know, that I was reading with that that said 51% of America is pro impeachment, but I was like, where does that fucking poll come from? Yeah, who's- did they ask you? No. They didn't ask me yet. Yeah, so what the- who the fuck said that? All those polls. Here's the problem with polls. The only people that answer polls are assholes. Right, right, right. If they call you up and go, hey, Cheeto, what do you- what do you think about this? You go, this is what I think, don't call me. Yeah, leave me the fuck alone. Fuck you. Who even- can you see who conducted that poll, that nonsense, the impeachment poll? I'm glad you called because I have some very relevant opinions about this impeachment. If we go back to Nixon, it should really take pay attention to the Nixon administration. It's arguable that Trump has been more egregious with his breaking of the Constitution. I'm so exhausted. I wish there was no issues. Right. This is what I wish. I wish there was no one trying to steal. There was no one trying to cheat on their taxes. Kill. Everybody was just doing their best and helping each other out. Yeah. It's a nice, small, healthy, vibrant communicative- community of people supporting each other. Fox News poll. 51% of voters favor impeachment and removing President Trump from office. That's not good. That's a Fox poll. When Fox says that? Yeah, that's fuck. That's kind of fuck. In July, it was 42%. But I'm saying from where, though? I need to know where those come from. Look at that. Impeach but not removed. In July, it was 5%. And now it's 4%. Now most people favor him being removed. Again, who are these people?