Andrew Cuomo's Resignation

in New York is fine man. It's not fine. It's fine. I'm there. It's doomed I'm fit. It's beautiful even the governor sexually groping people. That's that's even Italian, bro Yeah, that is being Italian Joe you're disrespecting time Yes, it's the greatest excuse ever amazing excuse. I'm not a pervert. I'm Italian. I'm nepal it on This is our culture Oh my god, he's got great stuff. That's a cow man. It's a cow done again and Kurt Having them both come on together. Oh god. They have one of the best shows that's ever existed Yeah, first of all, they're doing the do that Biden sitcom. Okay, have you seen that? Oh my god, it's fucking amazing cuz it's all face swaps. Yeah, he's got Biden in the face. What? Yeah, and now he's got Ben Shapiro in his lap Yeah, it's fucking amazing but yeah, it's the the new one that he did with Cuomo Well, he gave me some volume. He's got this thing. It's the Andrew Cuomo Rock and shot show With my personal stories I did see this Rock and shot show quick story When I was a boy, I would watch howdy-doody one day I received a gift It was a howdy doody dog. It was my favorite toy to play with Until today, I felt something more fun to play with penis That's a real win-win The governor Andrew Cuomo Chuck show here in Texas. I'm a Chuck. Yeah, it's great Welcome to the show. We'll be getting to the controversy and my imminent arrest in a minute There's some housekeeping. I have decided to ditch Mitch and go with a young hip sidekick The king of Staten Island Pete Davidson Pete what's happening? I Guess Fascinating Okay, I have been accused of touching women's privates not true I'm Italian we talk with our hands and all that my hands were saying was what time is it? And sometimes when you hear your family You You gotta admit that's an all-time excuse though It's a ridiculous and the video that you that he put up. Did you see the video where you say grab it? Oh Cuomo why do you I think it was like at the press conference? He put up this video of him like touching all the people he goes I've touched men I and there's a picture of him kissing a guy. I said women I've touched powerful people He's holding Bill Clinton's face as he's like kissing him on the cheek And it was like a really it was interesting defense because at the start. I'm like Everyone Cuomo shows gallery of him kissing men women. Yeah LGBTQ was he was snitching on himself He's like he's like you think I touch people of course I touch and he just put all the different people he's touched, but it looked kind of innocent Let's see this He's narrating oh my god, oh we've got three seconds to one and Here we go raised against me questions that have sought to unfairly Characterize and weaponize everyday interactions that I've had with any number of New Yorkers the New York Times Published a front-page picture of me touching a woman's face at a wedding and Then kissing her on the cheek That is not front-page news I've been making the same gesture in public all my life. I Actually learned it from my mother That's her fault I learned how to be a pervert from my mom. It's a long line of perverts nothing more Indeed there are hundreds if not thousands of photos of me using the exact same gesture I Do it with everyone black and white young and old Straight and LGBTQ powerful people After the event the woman told the press that she took offense at the gesture and For that I apologize Another woman stated that I kissed her on the forehead. Yeah, this is our Chris. Let me hear that part Miss party and that I said ciao Bella Now I don't remember doing it, but I'm sure that I did I Do kiss people on the forehead? I Do kiss people on the cheek? I Do kiss people on the hand? I do embrace people. I do hug people men and women I Do on occasion say? ciao Bella on Occasion I do slip and say sweetheart people I do tell jokes some better than others I am the same person in public as I am in private You have seen me do it on TV through all my briefings and for 40 years before that I try to put people at ease I try to make them smile. I try to connect with them, and I try to show my appreciation and my friendship I now understand that there are generational or cultural perspectives That frankly I hadn't fully appreciated and I have learned from this Now the state already has an Advanced sexual harassment training program for all employees including me But I want New York State government to be a model of office behavior And I brought in an expert okay, so this is all before he resigned Yes, that was the last-ditch effort like we were supposed to see that and be like you're okay But it's more than that that he's accused now the accusations are crazy right the accusations He's trying to like finger girls right yeah the act like that like ciao Bella did someone get upset at that Maybe I don't I think that's a little bit crazy. I mean he is like an older Italian guy So there's gonna be a certain why is that it means hello beautiful? Yeah? Why is that a friend? Goodbye beautiful yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you're Italian. Yeah. Yeah, I mean how do you like? resist Touching yeah like how does that Italian has not come out like I don't know around pit. I have a little bit of Irish in me Standoff and me I don't know but yeah, he's being an old guy. He's fucking what is he seven years I don't want to do it just that that'd be fine I think there's some serious shit Yeah, and you know maybe he was trying to hit on girl He's trying to get his dick wet a little bit And you know the whole story with the lady who is she's the attorney general right the one who? Prosecuted chains yeah, yeah, you know she was in another party And he made her denounce her party in order to come over to work for him, and then she immediately went after him whoa Is that yeah yeah wow It's heavy so he's got like a history of making women do things they don't want to do well I don't know if you made her yeah, I think it's a political thing you probably do a freeze-eye to busting balls, but yeah It's um yeah, it's just so interesting I don't know because you see that you're like yeah This is how old people were like old people are way more tactile yeah, at least like Mediterranean folks Yeah, they were very touchy That's fine, and I don't think that's and I think that's a lot of like the Biden thing like you know like the Biden sniffing Kid shit, I don't like that But you wouldn't let him sniff your kid that bothers me. I'd let him sniff my kid really a hundred of kids Once you have kids you're like why you sniffing my kid your father instincts would kick in Let me think plus. I don't think you'd remember if it's a kid or not I think you'd be confused just in the moment. He's like this is a smaller person. That's it. Yeah, I just sniffing midgets Dude, that's that's one of my favorite past times dude. I'm a midget sniffer dude I if I see a midget I gotta smell them dude. They smell so delicious I just don't they like I think that thing is is way bigger a deal that it needs to be sniffing Yeah, like the cognitive ability is the thing that scares me not sniffing kids right just keep the kids away from them I think the sniffing kids in public is part of the cognitive decline like he doesn't recognize that people don't like that But you don't think it's just him being 200 look at him Well, he's kids he saw that one on the side is fucked up at the bottom, right? I mean looks like he's like pulling yeah, they're all fucked up. Yeah, that one. She's really uncomfortable away from them Yeah, they're distorting their facial expressions. Yeah But why would they smell like that like why would they come in smelling like that Joe? Why why would they wear perfume? I smell so good. Why would they do that? They want to be sniffed? Am I victim-blamer maybe holy shit, dude, maybe but just for sniffing. It's like It's the worst. I mean if that's the worst thing that happens to you get sniffed. Yeah, like you can get over a sniff Yeah, you know and I think it's an older person thing I think the Cuomo stuff that was messed up is probably he was trying to finger these girls are grabbing titties they're just being a real like scumbag and I'm just not surprised like anybody like that wants to be in a position of power. Yeah uses their power shitty Watch the entire episode for free only on Spotify