Man, when Theo Von's on the show, things get wild. Here's one for ya. Theo once told me he used to own a 1984 Ford Escort - you know, those old school boxy cars. This part cracks me up: someone actually stole his passenger seat. Yeah, you heard me right, they didn't jack the radio, didn't take the car itself, they took his damn passenger seat, man. What the hell are they going to do with a passenger seat? Theo thinks they probably put it in their living room as a centerpiece or something, or maybe took it to the forest for some alone time. Hilarious, right? It's just so Theo. You can't make this stuff up, man. It's that magical cluster of dark humor from New Orleans. That's Theo for ya. Real unique dude.