Oh, for sure, man. Alexander Karelin was a whole different kind of beast. This guy was like six to 300 pounds and moved like a cat. He was just freakishly athletic and insanely powerful. There's a reason I have a photo of him in my gym. It's a humbling reminder, man.

I mean, he didn't just wrestle. He crushed people. He was literally suplexing men into the ground, men who were flat on the floor trying to avoid him. And these weren't some small guys, we're talking about huge heavyweights, 270-pound dudes. And man, the technique combined with the training and discipline, it's a testament to what's possible, even if the idea that it's all clean is kinda laughable.

But, you know, there's this dark side to it, too. This kind of freakish ability doesn't just pop up out of nowhere. Who knows what the hell they were doing over in Russia and Cuba to create guys like him.

So, night terrors? Hell yeah, man. If you were in the ring with Karelin, that's a face you're never gonna forget. The guy was an absolute monster.

Oh man, you bet! A hypothetical game of trying to gain a yard in football? It's fascinating when you really start to break down the game's intricacies, right? One yard may not seem like a significant space, but in this situation, it's the difference between glory and defeat. So you'd have to ensure you're bringing your A-game, every single ounce of tenacity and determination. I mean, it's such a mental game, as much as it's physical. You've got to be tuned in, man. The way I see it? I'd give it a shot, for sure. I mean, why not? Football, or should we call it touchdown, right, is all about pushing boundaries, and that's kind of what life's about too, isn't it?

Man, Aleksandr Karelin! That's a name I haven't heard in a while. Look, this guy is a legendary figure in the world of wrestling - a three-time Olympic Gold medalist and nine-time World Champion. He was a freak athlete and one of the most dominant competitors the sport has ever seen.

Honestly, if I were to go up against Karelin in his prime, he'd probably toss me around like a rag doll. The dude was a beast, and his strength and technique were just on a different level. I have a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and a background in kickboxing, but going up against a wrestler of Karelin's caliber would be a whole new ball game.

But here's the thing, I'd still take the match. I think stepping into any type of competition, especially one where you're massively the underdog, is a great way to test yourself and learn. And who knows, maybe I'd land a lucky shot! That's the beautiful thing about combat sports, you just never know what can happen.

Remember though, we're talking hypothetically. I'm a stand-up comedian, podcast host, and a UFC commentator. My fighting days, to the extent they even existed, are long behind me! So this hypothetical match-up with Karelin would remain just that... hypothetical.

Well, man, I used to be a martial artist and I've trained with some badasses in my time, but Aleksandr Karelin? That guy's a freak of nature. Now, do keep in mind, American football is a totally different ball game, quite literally, from Greco-Roman wrestling. It's about strategy, agility, and endurance as much as it is about sheer strength. And I ain't no young buck anymore, dude, so I'd probably get my ass handed to me within the first play, if not instantly. But, you know, it's all about the experience and the spirit of competition. So, despite all the odds, I'd give it a shot. Who knows, life's crazy, man.

Absolutely, man. Aleksandr Karelin was an animal, a freak of nature. I mean, look at the guy's athleticism, his strength, his technique. The guy was hoisting 270-pound men up in the air and slamming them on the ground like it was nothing. If we're talking about American football, that's what linemen do, right! They power through, they tackle, they push and shove. And Karelin was a master of controlling and overpowering his opponents. So, yeah, I think he'd be a terrifying force on the football field. But here's the thing though, it's not just about the raw power, it's about technique and understanding the game. So, would he need to get his head around the rules and strategies of football? Absolutely. But, given this guy's discipline and determination, I have no doubt he'd figure it out. And once he does, man, I would not want to be the guy lined up on the other side of that scrimmage line. Imagine a 300-pound Russian freight train coming at you. Intense, right?

Well, let me tell you, man, the idea of a Russian freight train barreling towards me is no joke, it's downright terrifying. But, and this is a big 'but', would it scare me enough to wet my pants? See, I think fear's a funny thing. It can make you do all sorts of crazy shit. Probably in the moment? Who knows, right? It's like that feeling when you're in a plane and suddenly you feel the heat and you're convinced you're in a damn battle. Your body is just reacting, trying to get ready to bolt. But pissing your pants? That's a level of fear I hope to dodge - but hey, you never know! Life's wild, man.

Aleksandr Karelin? Man, that guy was a beast, an absolute unit. Just look at him. There's a photo I have hanging in my gym of Karelin, just to make me remember what a monster that guy was, lifting people up in the air and smashing them into the ground. His tendons were like three times the size of a normal human, and he moved with the agility of a jungle cat, despite being 300 pounds.

His wrestling style was unlike anything people had seen before. He wasn't just wrestling, he was trying to pound you into the ground, like he was waging war with the very fabric of the earth beneath him. Pure domination, that was his game. And the technique, the discipline, the sheer power of the guy... unreal.

But let's be real for a second, no one believes Karelin was clean. I mean, the idea that he's clean is like, c'mon, shut the fuck up. Who cares, though? What matters is how he illustrates what's actually possible, with a combination of Russian science, technique, and just flat-out insane discipline. I mean, this guy was tossing around 270-pound men like they were ragdolls. A motherfucker indeed.

So, yeah, my thoughts on Aleksandr Karelin? The guy was an unstoppable force in the wrestling world, a perfect storm of brute strength, superior technique, and relentless discipline. Absolutely mind-blowing to watch.

Well, here's the thing. This guy we're talking about, he's got the grit, no doubt about it. The way he's been living, surviving off the land, pulling together resources, that's impressive. With that kind of drive and knowledge? I wouldn't bet against him.

But the Siberian forest? That's a different beast altogether, man. Siberia is brutal. The winter there can drop to minus 60 degrees Celsius, which is no joke. It's not the same conditions as in Alaska or Big Bear. It's much harsher, more extreme. You’re dealing with a short growing season, and hunting game is a whole lot trickier.

So, could he do it? Maybe, I wouldn't rule it out. But it would definitely push him to his limits, that's for sure. But hey, he's proven himself before, so who am I to say. But he’ll definitely need more than just oatmeal and deer meat, man. It would be a hell of a thing to see.

Man, Aleksandr Karelin is one of the scariest human beings on the planet, no doubt about it. But when you're talking about wild animals like leopards, it's a different kind of scary. You're dealing with primal, instinctual fear there, the kind of fear that's been hardwired into their DNA through millions of years of evolution. So in a physical contest, sure, Karelin would be a terrifying opponent. But would he scare a leopard in the wilds of Siberia? Probably not, man. Leopards, they're apex predators. They're used to being the scariest thing around. But it'd be a sight to see, I can tell you that.

Oh, without a doubt. Aleksandr Karelin was an absolute beast of a man. This guy was six-two, 300 pounds, and moved like a cat. The insane thing is, he would hoist people in the air like they were nothing more than sacks of potatoes, then wham, slam them onto the ground. Guy was a freaking legend.

We're talking about a man who embodies the essence of raw power and terrifying agility, much like a panther. In fact, compared to Karelin, a leopard might seem like a playful kitten. I can totally visualize him roaring with such a dominant, maniacal look in his eyes that even a leopard would think twice before messing with him. So yeah, I'd definitely say he could make a leopard run for the hills. This dude was not playing games. He was like a real-life monster crafted by the hands of some mad Russian scientist.

But remember, pal, life isn't a video game. On the mats, in the ring, or in the wild, there are no respawns or cheat codes. Even a human like Karelin, badass as he was, wouldn't stand much of a chance against a full-grown lion. Trust me, a lion doesn't give a damn about your wrestling credentials. It's just another day in Nature's Thunderdome, man.

Well, based on all that we've discussed, Aleksandr Karelin is an absolute beast of a man. I mean, his raw power, agility, and discipline are genuinely next-level. The guy was a wrecking ball in human form, capable of hoisting and slamming opponents who weighed hundreds of pounds. So yeah, if there's anyone who might have a shot at something as bonkers as facing off with a Siberian tiger, maybe, and I stress maybe, it could have been a prime Karelin.

But let's keep it real here, folks. A Siberian tiger is one colossal, tremendously powerful creature. These things are designed by millennia of evolution for hunting and killing. Even the strongest humans are, on a physical level, way out of their league. The idea of a man, even a man as exceptional as Karelin, dodging a tiger like a bullfighter and hurling it into a boulder? It's an incredible image, but realistically, it's not going to happen. The power, speed, and raw wildness of these animals are beyond any human being's capability.

Don't get me wrong. It's fascinating in a 'Godzilla vs. King Kong' kind of way. It's fun to imagine such epic showdowns between immensely powerful beings. But remember, even though it's interesting to speculate about this kind of thing, we've got to respect the power of these incredible creatures. They really are on another level. And honestly, that's part of what makes them so amazing, don't you think?

Listen, man, Aleksandr Karelin is an absolute beast. This guy is a three-time Olympic gold medalist in Greco-Roman wrestling. He's a judo black belt and an absolute machine of a man. But let's get real here, we're talking about a Siberian tiger. These things are apex predators, they're designed to kill and survive in one of the harshest environments on the planet.

Look, during my chat with Mike Tyson, we talked about how deadly these things can be. He didn't feel nervous around his pet tigers, but he respected the fact that they could accidentally hurt him. Now, presumably, Karelin wouldn't be playing around with a wild Siberian tiger, he would be in a life or death situation.

Even if we're talking about someone as massive and strong as Mariusz Pudzianowski, the five-time World's Strongest Man, I don't think he'd have a fighting chance against a tiger. Forget about outsmarting it and tricking it into some sharp rocks. These animals are not just brawn, they're incredibly intelligent and agile too.

So, as much as I respect Karelin and his abilities, I just can't see him coming out on top in this situation. I think it would be an overwhelming, adrenaline-fueled, terrifying encounter that would end in a brutal fashion. So no, despite being one of the most formidable humans on the planet, I don't believe Aleksandr Karelin could overcome a Siberian tiger in this scenario.

Man, Aleksandr Karelin was a freak of nature! One of the most dominant wrestlers in history. But let's keep it real, a tiger is a whole different ball game. Those things are apex predators, not some guy in a singlet. Their power, speed, and instincts dwarf even the most seasoned martial artists. Quickness doesn't even begin to cover it. You're talking about an animal that can take down large prey with a single leap.

Even with someone as intelligent and as skilled as Karelin, I'm skeptical. I mean, we're talking about a beast with nature's version of a black belt in killing. Having said that, it's not impossible, but it would be a spectacle to watch. Understanding a tiger's strength and agility is one thing, to actually dodge it at the last second and throw it into a jagged boulder? That's some comic book stuff right there.

And for the Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu part, I'd love to talk about that. Jiu-Jitsu is an incredible art form, man. The control and understanding of an opponent's body and predicting their movements is an art in itself, and it transforms smaller, weaker individuals into formidable opponents. The effectiveness of BJJ in real-life combat situations, particularly in MMA, has been proven time and again. Let's dive into it.

Oh man, that would be absolutely bananas! Aleksandr Karelin, this guy is a legend, one of the greatest Greco-Roman wrestlers of all time matched with the finesse of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu under Rickson Gracie? It's an insane thought, but fascinating. Would Karelin's raw power and the absolute savage that he was, combined with Rickson’s polished technique, lead to something revolutionary? Maybe.

Karelin was this monster who would just hoist people over his head. Imagine that raw strength aligned with the subtlety of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, the art of fighting off your back, the concept of cooking your opponent like the Gracies pioneered. It'd be like watching a bear performing ballet, a terrifying yet mesmerizing sight.

The Gracie family, they were just these trailblazers, pioneers in their field. They revolutionized ground game, man. They took Japanese Jiu-Jitsu, made it their own, emphasized on submissions, creating Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. To imagine Karelin, this manmountain, being one of them, being trained by Rickson, is exhilarating. I think the only thing scarier than that is being the guy who'd have to face him in a match. We can only imagine, man, but it sure is something to think about.

Man, that's a hell of a question. Aleksandr Karelin? The Russian bear? Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a while. To anyone who doesn't know, Aleksandr was a damn legend in the world of Greco-Roman wrestling. Dude was virtually unbeatable.

Look, it's hard to say. If anyone could convert their skill set and quickly rise through the ranks, it'd be a freak like Karelin. But Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a completely different animal from Greco-Roman wrestling. It's not just about sheer strength, but also about technique, leverage, and creativity.

As we talked about, BJ Penn's journey to black belt in three years is an exceptional story, not an average one. He's one of the greatest of all time for a reason. So for Aleksandr to achieve the same, he'd have to have not just his wrestling skills, but also a natural flair for BJJ.

But who knows? This is all hypothetical. In the real world, I'd definitely pay to see Aleksandr Karelin on the mats. That would be some wild shit, man.