Whitney Cummings Shares BRUTAL Joan Rivers Roasts!

Yeah, Mondrian, I remember when I first moved there, yeah, you like wait in line to get in. And there's a pool. And occasionally people were really drunk. They'd jump in the fucking pool. Pam Anderson famously like got naked and jumped in that pool. That was like the, which, yeah, don't... That's a... We've already got, I've already had a public fight with her. I don't want to get it. You did? Yeah, on the roast. She was on the David Hasselhoff roast. And I mean, I apologize to her. What did you say? Did you say something? I said, I believe I said, Pam Anderson, you fucked Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and who's the other one? Oh, you fucked Tommy Lee, Bret Michaels, and Kid Rock. Why don't you just save yourself some time and drink a vat of Magic Johnson's blood? Oh shit, I said a lot of shit about her vagina. And yeah, it didn't go great. I mean, all this shit, like I just got asked to do the next roast and I was like, I don't even know if you can fucking do roasts anymore. Like, roast battle still exists. They still go hard in the paint on Tuesday night at the conference door. That's right. We just did it. Oh shit, that's tonight. Yeah, we just did it in San Francisco and it was so fun, but I still found myself being like a peacefully... I know, it's so dangerous. I mean, when we did Joan Rivers, I said, Joan Rivers is so old, her vagina has a separate entrance for black cocks. We used to just be able to say that shit. And today I would fucking be run out of town. No, you just said it. I did, fuck. And then, I remember people used to think jokes were funny. People used to have a sense of humor. I mean, even fucking Joan, you know? I said... For Joan, her whole career. My opening joke for her was, Joan, I loved you and the wrestler. She thought it was hilarious. She had a good sense of humor. The best. And she had such a good sense of humor even during the roast. Her face from plastic surgery was so frozen that... Because every time someone tells a joke, you'll check in to see if the person that's being roasted is laughing to make sure. And we would look at her and Greg Geraldo was just fucking hammering her and the audience was nervous. And then she said it, she's like, I'm laughing, I had too much Botox. She had to subtitle her face so that we all knew she was okay. I did the Brea improv once with Joey Diaz and Ari Shafir and we got barbecued in the green room. I mean, just barbecued. We went way too far. And Joan Rivers and her television show, when she did a television show with her daughter, it was on TV. Fashion police? I don't know what show it was. It was a reality show. Okay. And we were watching it on the screen and her face looked like a kabuki mask. It was just frozen. Did you see the documentary? No. You see her, she goes and gets it and talks about it. Why was she doing that? It's, you know, I mean... Didn't make her look better.