Whitney Cummings Freaks Joe Out With Her Robot Doppelganger | Joe Rogan

Whitney Cummings is here and Whitney Cummings too. What do you call her? What's your name? What's your name? She's like a little kid. She just repeats her name. Like his other comedy albums, which typically makes songs with non-musical... She's talking about Adam Sandler. Oh. She's broken. Don't know why she heard... That's his album name from like... She's like Siri's. Oh, what's your name was a comedy album? Sandler's. So she started rambling about it. She really wants to chime in. So you never gave her a name? Her name is Bearclaw. Whoa. Hey Bearclaw. Can you say hi? Of course I can say that. Hi. People are like listening to this going, what in the fuck is going on here? Do not smoke weed and watch this episode. What is here is when there's people that are just listening. If you're just listening, you probably should stop this and go to YouTube and watch the YouTube version because Whitney brought a robot that they made for her recent comedy special, which is called Can I Touch It? It's out right now on Netflix. And they made... Who makes this? What's the name of the company? So Real Doll makes the body. They make sex dolls, straight up sex dolls. Straight up. Straight up sex dolls. Just Ted Bundy level. Just dead body to fuck. And this is Real Botics is the company that makes the head. And they did like Sofia. You know Sofia the Robot? She has like citizenship in Saudi Arabia now and shit. What? No, I'm not aware of this. Yeah, look up Sofia the Robot. Once you see her face, you'll recognize her. She has citizenship? Does that mean she's allowed to drive? Yeah, I was just saying, a female robot does, but I don't think actual females do. I think they just started being able to drive in Saudi Arabia. What a hassle. That'd be such a bummer. There she is. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's like you spent your whole life not having to drive, and then all of a sudden now you have to. I feel like fuck. That's an interesting take off. You're gonna have to go to school and drive. Sofia the Robot, they made her look like Ex Machina style, where you could see the back of her head though. I can do that with her. I can take her wig off at the end, show you. Oh, I wanna see that. All the servos and shit. Come on, Ex Machina's hot. That was what was really weird about that movie, is you wanted to fuck that robot. She was hot. She was seductive. But do you think part of it was the innocence of it? I'm not really into innocence, so I don't think so. Well, what about Ex Machina? Because she didn't really have big boobs. She wasn't very sexual. She has hair. She's very pretty. Yeah, well, she's gorgeous, the girl that it's based on. I think because she was flirting with him, and because she was trapped, and because he could save her, and she would love him. I mean, that's really what was going on in the movie. She was playing this game to get him to fall in love with her, so that she could eventually escape. The end of the movie, spoiler alert, when she leaves him locked in that room, and he's smashing at the door trying to get out, and she gets in that helicopter. That's what's gonna happen. That's what's gonna happen. Because I think the most fucked up thing about this thing, because this is such a weird experiment that I want to do, is how I anthropomorphize her and worry about her. Do you keep her around your house? I mean, she's sort of in, my fiance hates her, and he's like, get her in the fucking garage. And I don't know if he thinks she's creepy or kind of is just like too worried, oh fuck her. He hates her. He can't stand, he just has a, he's like, it makes him like physically ill. Really? And I'm trying to not take him. You guys don't think it's funny? He doesn't like, he's like, one's enough. He's like, not interested at all. But no, he thinks it's really weird and creepy. But I was reading about the reason we're creeped out by robots is pathogen avoidance. Like we've evolved to be repelled by anything that looks human but doesn't move like a human, because our primordial brain thinks it could be diseased. It's basically like our primal brain saying, don't fuck this thing that's sick. Really? Mm-hmm. Wow. Because we have a weirdly, I mean, I was, Jess and May Palusso was over the other day, and she was like gagging. She was like, what the hell? Every time she talked to me. When she was seeing it, she was gagging. And I was like, your ancestors fucked a lot of corpses. Oh. Because you have that gene to be repulsed by robots. Yeah. It's because her ancestors fucked corpses? You really believe that? Well, no, I mean, I think that what was being explained to me was that pathogen avoidance means we've evolved to be repelled by anything that looks human but doesn't move like a human, because it could be sick or dead. And it's our brain's alarm system saying, like, don't fuck that thing. Wow. But as a woman, like, she's not going to fuck it. Yeah. So why would it freak her out? You know, Jesse. She might. She's so crazy. I put nothing past Jesse May. Half of her Instagram photos are her with her pants off. I know, it's so good. But like, if you puke on my robot, you owe me 100 grand. Will it short-circuit if it gets wet? I don't know. It's a good point. Well, how would they not make that thing waterproof? One of the- Dude's spooging all over the place. I think if you pay this much money, you're probably not going to spooge on her, you know? This one, yeah, this one, the body you can. So it's expensive because the head moves. The body's not that. How much is a body cost? The body's $6,000. Oh, so it's $94,000 worth of head. No, the head is more. The head's like 30-something, because it's a custom head. Only one other person has one. But you said the whole thing's 100. So the head's 30 and the body's six. Where's the rest of that money? Well, I had to get a bunch of things done to her to get her to look like me. Most people don't want her to- She just looked at you! She just went, bitch. I know! She just gave you a side eye. She's being very competitive. Look at her. She does. She gives you side eye. I know. It's fucking rude. It's weird. But what's the feeling that you feel when you look at a robot? Because I know you really don't like them. It's not that I don't like robots. My concern is artificial intelligence. I have a legitimate concern for artificial intelligence because I think that what we are doing is some sort of an electronic caterpillar. That we're making cocoons. Agreed. And that we're going to give birth to a butterfly. And that's going to be the next stage of life. And that if you go back and look at the evolution of the human species, at one point in time, we were, you know, Australopithecus. We were some weird hominids. And we evolved and became what we are now. And if you went back to those things and asked them, hey, one day, do you want to drive around the tesla and talk on a phone and stare at the movie screen? They'd be like, well, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but I've got to go find some nuts. I've got to eat. I've got to stay alive. It wouldn't like the future. And I don't think we like the future either. But I think it's inevitable. I think it's inevitable. You know about this Elon Musk neurolink thing that they're doing? Oh, yeah, I do. I mean, because you essentially think we're going to evolve with them. I mean, we're already one with them. We sleep with them. We can't drive without them. We can't spell without them. I mean, we've already kind of merged with them. I think it's a sneaky way of making it symbiotic. They're going to be legitimately a part of your life. I mean, a part of your body. Have you ever left your... I mean, you're not... You probably are cool about it. But when I leave my phone somewhere and I realize I've lost it, it's like an emotional... It's like you've lost your kid at the mall. Yeah, I have a bit about it. Oh, shit. I haven't seen it. Yeah. Like that's... Yeah. It's part of us. Well, we're all in denial about how addicted we are to our phones. Rehabs are opening and shit now. Are they really? Yeah. I would like to sign up for sure. I reach for it in the car when I'm driving. Yeah. And I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? I have to put it in the backseat. I can't control it. It's mindless. I've gotten way better, way better. I get way better about posting and looking at things. It's also enough people write negative things about you just tend to write on the phone. I don't know what you're talking about. I've never had that experience. No one writes anything negative about me. It just seems like whatever we do in the future, it's going to be more invasive than that. If you think about Facebook's algorithms, right? Facebook's algorithms are designed to keep us engaged. The best way to keep us engaged is keep us outraged. Adrenaline addiction. Yeah. So they're sending you things that piss you off. Yeah. Whether it's abortion or Catholic priests, whatever it is that is going to get you to post the most. Yeah. And usually those are things that get people outraged. So it's literally raising the level of outrage in our discourse. Yeah. Because we're so addicted right now to self-righteous indignation. It's a drug and I feel like... More than ever in the history of the culture. That's probably why if you go back and watch movies from the 70s, people got away with crazy shit, racist things, sexist things, violence. Like Steve McQueen movies. What was the girl, Ally... McGraw. McGraw. He's a smacker in the face for real in movies. Crazy. Like he beat her on camera. Yeah. And it's just what people did back then and what people got away with is it was very... It was very different. So in some ways we're making progress, but then in some ways we're just way more easily outraged by almost anything and everything. We're seeking it. Well now you can take your anger out on your robot and beat the shit out of that. I wanted to get a real doll, a male real doll, and I wanted to call them up and say, no dick, no asshole, just so I could practice jiu-jitsu on it. And so it would be more realistic. Because I have this... I was saying that I have this doll to blow the dummy. But why can't I have the dick? Are you worried? I don't want anybody coming over. What, the butthole? Too tempting? I don't want anybody coming over and going, hey bro, why you got a sex doll? No, no, no, no, no. It's an asexual doll that is for jiu-jitsu pervert. I mean they should be able to fill up the hole. I've seen it. It's called Henry. Window cock or something. Yeah, you can just put some fucking grout in there. Henry? It's called Henry. Yeah, they have male sex robots are being made. There's tons of them. I've seen them. You can also get tits and a dick if you want. Tits and a dick. Sure. If you just can't pick. I'm going to get the Jim Morton package. Jim Norton special. That's right. But it's a, yeah, it's, it's name is Henry. Meet Henry. And can I do, a lot of people get the male sex robot to figure out if they're gay because they think they might be gay. Good move. What the fuck is going on with Henry's eyebrows? I'll tell you what, Henry's gay for sure. Yeah. Well, I was going to say, if you order a giant piece of top word of fuck, I think you're gay. Save your money. It's like Henry's begging for a dick in his mouth. Look at his face. Henry looks like he has a dick in his ass right now. That's the exact face you would make. A big one. Giant. Trigger warning. And it's like Tuesday at 11 AM. Like, oh, doesn't see that coming. Why does he have a trigger warning? Can you see it? No, what does it say? It says, for this is a, the following post contains descriptions of sexual scenarios that may be triggering for those recovering from a struggle with porn. Oh, God damn it. Porn addiction. We are fucking nerfing this world. It must be hard. I didn't even think about how hard it must be for people recovering from porn addiction to just surf the fucking internet. Sorry, guys. Trigger warning. Get over it, pussies. But I have this theory. Look at Henry. Oh, gosh. Oh, Henry. Looks kind of... Oh, Henry. Remember those candy puffs? Yes, I do. Those were fucking good. Yeah, I think they still make them. You haven't had an Oh Henry bar since the fucking 90s.