Hotel Staff Used to Mistake Whitney Cummings for a Prostitute!

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Whitney Cummings is a stand-up comic, actor, author, and host of the podcast "Good for You." Her new comedy special "Mouthy," will have its exclusive premiere via OFTV on Nov. 15, 2023.https://whitneycummings.com

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I had a friend that was like that. Over the time that I knew him, I've met him when he was in his 20s and as time went on into his 30s, he became more and more bitter and angry. He wasn't very attractive. And he would have these interactions with women and they would wind up dumping him or abusing him. And he just got fucking angry. And then as he got older, he was just an angry guy. Like he just hated women. And it was just because of rejection. He associated them with pain and emotional discomfort. And so for a guy like that, I mean he wasn't into the game or anything like that, but for some of those guys that are vulnerable, like this incel thing, where a lot of these men, involuntary celibates, they developed these forum groups and subreddits and they meet up and talk about what to do and maybe I'll get facial surgery and yeah. Look no further. Yeah, but they want women. Ultimately, that's a compromise. They want a real woman. They just got a shit roll of the dice genetically. Yeah, I don't know a ton about it. I mean, I've read articles about it and stuff, but can they not get hookers or don't want to or? Well, that's a problem because hookers are illegal, right? Like, you know, if you get hookers, you got to go through some sort of shady black market. What the fucking Dantana? I think they're everywhere. Is that where they go? Dantana? Yeah. Oh my God. Oh yeah. That old restaurant? Yeah, Joey Diaz was actually telling me about that. Spaghetti and steak. Yeah, Friday nights at Dantana's. Really? Yeah. Friday nights, cocksucker. Yeah, that's exactly right. But Joey will have you convinced you'll go there with a fucking newspaper. I know. There's no hookers. You'll be pretending. You'll sit here and wait and just read the paper and they'll show up. Yeah, no hookers. Yeah. I remember I used to go in the Four Seasons all the time and people would come in like, ma'am, are you here to sit? Like, they always thought I was a prostitute. What? They're in the lobby. Yeah, Four Seasons in Beverly Hills, Peninsula. They thought you were a hooker and they tried to get rid of you. Yeah. Oh, they'd be like, ma'am, are you here to see somebody? If I ever showed up alone. Because hookers just wander around the Four Seasons lobby. Oh, how weird. The predatory little coyotes. Oh my God, of course. I used to call them coyotes when we used to go to the Sky Bar across the street from ... Is that still exist? Fuck, the Mondrian Sky Bar. Does that exist in the morning? I think so. It's across from the Comedy Store. Yeah. I used to have a whole bit about the coyotes because they would prey on these guys. I was hanging out once with me and a friend of mine and we heard this conversation between this fat balding guy and this really pretty girl with big tits. He was like, do you coke? Do you coke? She's like, yeah, sometimes. I was like, oh. Because it's like they would prey on these vulnerable ... Like a pug. Like a pug that got out of the yard. That's what I felt like because these women would have this feral look in their eyes. When you're down to fucking people for money and that's how you're getting by and you've got some cocaine in your purse and maybe a few dollars and you probably don't eat well and you don't have a lot of money and whatever money you do have, you're spending on drugs or whatever and there's a feeling that you get when you're around them. They're feral. Yeah. Every day we're hustling. Yeah, they're hustling and they're looking for these vulnerable guys with money. That place would be the place where they would go.