What’s the Disgusting Chinese Liquor That Tastes Like Carburetor Cleaner?

This is batch two, which has like a big dark chocolate note to it. How do you make a dark chocolate cherry finished note? Well, for one, the ingredients. First of all, I'm not smelling any chocolate. I don't taste any chocolate. You don't taste chocolate? I smell the smoke, for sure. Oh, for sure. Even though I can smell that dark chocolate element, that more bitter side of things. I think I'm too stupid for that stuff. No, I just think it's about- Like when people do, like when they do wine, I've been to a wine tasting before and they swim around like this is, very oaky. I taste the tannins and I'm like- Well, here's the thing is thinking, so one of the people a part of this company, Kat, she's a whiskey sommelier. So when I asked for notes from her, I'm like, oh, fuck, I am just blown away about all this stuff and I'll smell like, yeah, I guess, yeah, I can kind of see, I can see that. Oh, you're right there. Yeah, exactly. But ultimately, you got to just like it. You smell what you smell, you relate it to the things that you can relate it to. What do you say, Jay? What do you laugh at? The working at restaurants for a long time, we had to do wine tastings and one of the times, the note they told us to look for was cat piss. In the wine. And then I've never forgotten. I think about it every time someone mentions it. That's an Ohio thing, bro. I'm sure someone's going to get it. It's a high quality pure grade cat piss right here. Flavor of it. I'm out of the smell, the ammonia. I have no idea, but I always stuck on any time. That is the number one problem with having cats, man. They fucking piss on every their house. If you don't clean the box, they'll piss in your couch. I've never had a cat that lived indoors. Really? Never. No, my cats always go outdoors. Those are murderers. I know. Cats that go outside of the most ruthless animals. That's the only kind of cat I've ever had. They are responsible for in the bees billions. People don't know this if they have cats. And they think the cats are cute and they're adorable. They are adorable, but they're responsible for billions of mammals and billions of birds. Yes. In the United States every year. Believe it or not, cats pee is an aroma. Fuck. A high quality Sauvignon Blanc. Funky and tangy smell. A cat person can be eerily similar to another odor which you find often come in contact. Wow. That's amazing. Okay, let's say it does have a cat pee note. How is that going to encourage people to want to drink it? What are you in the mood for? I don't think cat pee would go with this steak right now. Cats pee Tim Aiken, master of wine. Scatological tasting terms or comparatively... Great burgundy smells of shit. What the fuck, man? It's very weird. It gets wearily weird. That's how you know you've lost the plot. You got so far that somebody goes, you know what? How do I... Fuck, I'm just sounding like everybody else right now. How do I turn this up a notch? You know what? I'm looking for cat pee notes. This smells like specific Bangkok street food diarrhea. Very specific. This smells like a week old yeast infection. I'm looking at a porta potty from the 80s at a Guns N' Roses concert. This smells like a payphone that's been in Skid Row in LA for the last 10 years. Payphones. Those used to be a thing. I do have a description though. So we're in China, me and this fighter, Alyssa. And I got Alyssa this fight in China prior to this whole tour I had set up. So Alyssa Garcia is a 105 pound fighter of mine, but I got her this fight at 115 in China. Then I was shipping her to go train with Santian Noy, his Thai boxing gym as John Wayne Pars coach. And then she was going to then fly back to Tokyo, finish her camp. I was going to meet her and then she fights in Ryzen. Or no, she fought in deep. So we're over there and we're being taken out to this big fancy dinner ahead of the event. And the promoters there were in Shanghai. It's all this big deal at this private room. And I'm like, yeah, you know, I had some Chinese wine once. It was awesome. And I'm down to drink whatever you guys want to drink. He's like, I got the best stuff for you. You just wait. All right. Fuck yeah. So we got these tiny little glasses. And what they're pouring in it is this stuff called Baiju, this Chinese wine, or this Chinese fermented liquor. And I'm like, oh, well, that's got a nose on it. And I drank it. I'm just like, oh, what the... But it's the kind of thing that this is probably a pretty, this is a real expensive one they're telling me. And they just keep pouring ones. And at some point, Alyssa goes, dude, I can smell that shit from here. Why do you keep drinking? I go, do you think I'm going to be the guy to turn over and be like, yeah, this sucks. I hate it. To on your fancy want your fancy booze. And she goes, what's it taste like? I go, okay. This tastes like an old abandoned home that has been rained on for years. And what you've done now is all this water has leaked through onto the floorboards. These dirty floorboards have been pissed on and dead cats are on all this kind of stuff. And it's all gone through these floorboards. And then it's in this water has been collected and it's been filtered out through a hobo's sock. That's what this shit tastes like. And she goes, what the fuck, man? I go, you want one? She's like, why would I ever do that? She didn't know what it's like. I would say for me, one of them babies. How do we get that stuff here? Oh, it's here. It's here. You can buy it. You want me to bring some buys you? We're gonna we're gonna drink some buys you together. Next time. We're gonna we're gonna set it up. I need to know. It'll probably happen in Texas. It's brutal. I've heard people describe it as it tastes like something you run you like clean a carburetor with. It's it's fermented sorghum and other stuff.