What Will Trump Do After He's President? | Joe Rogan & Tim Dillon

If he doesn't get elected, do you think he goes and starts a podcast, TV network? He totally could. He totally could. Probably better for him, honestly. That's what he thought he was going to do, I think, before he got elected. I think he was having high-level meetings with people in the media space to start something like that. Well, once NBC fired him, NBC fired him while he was running because of the stuff that he said about Mexico, that they're all rapists. Like, someone's doing the raping. The way he talks is so fucking crazy. It's out of control. For a person running for president, NBC is like, that's it, we're getting rid of you, and then they put Arnold in his place, and that was a disaster. Do you remember that? People forgot. Arnold hosted The Apprentice. You're fired. Yeah, that was horrible. It was terrible. Yeah. Trump was shitting on him. Did they just scrap the show after that? Yes, they canceled it. Well, here's a question. Does he go back to The Apprentice? After. Well, if NBC has a presidency. I think he's too toxic now. No, he's way too toxic. He's way too toxic. Maybe he could come up with something like that for Fox. Fox is in. Let's scoop him up. That's what's great about Fox. They'll play ball. They'll play ball. They're not going to leave money on the table. You know what, though? They did want Megan Kelly back. Well, she did a thing. I used to do the show Red Eye on Fox News, which was comics would just try to be funny. They aired it at like 3 a.m. East Coast time. And I saw her the week she was doing that, and she was in the dressing room, and she knew she shouldn't have left. She could feel it. She had already made the decision, but you could kind of see it in her face that I think she knew that she was going to try to be this daytime TV queen and like, let's bake cupcakes. You know, I just spent four years on Fox News talking about Santa being white. But now let's bake cupcakes because I'm I'm America's sweetheart. That's never going to work. Well, it's weird when you publicly change your image. It's insane. Publicly changing your image. Her shirts, her skirts got longer. She covered her neck. Yeah, you know, there's no more cleavage. Every show was about sexual assault. She was trying to make every single show is about sexual assault. I think she was trying to ingrate herself in with the people that hated her, which is like the New York media types, the people that did not like her. And then she was like, but it wasn't even just about sexual assault. One of them was a lady who fucked Matt Lauer, and she knew she was fucking him and she was talking about a lot of fucked him. Well, I didn't know any better. I was twenty five. Like, right. Twenty five. You fucked a guy. You fucked Matt Lauer. What happened that's bad here? Right. Well, he shouldn't have fucked you because he was married. Okay, after that, what happened? What's going on? Nothing? Jesus fucked him? Who cares? Why is this a segment of a show? Is it because it's scandalous? Is that what it is? Meggie Kelly did an interview with her? Yeah. Great. Yeah, it was, you know, and she was saying, you know, I was young and I was impressionable. Sure. Of course you were. It's funny to see them all put nails in each other's coffins. Right. Right. Isn't that great? Media is like this blood feud. There's only a few families that control all this information. They all hate each other. That's why Succession is such a great show. Well, I think with Megan, it was like that she had been sexually harassed while she was at Fox News. Oh, yeah. She was going after all those people. Roger Ailes. Yeah. Yeah. So she was going after, and I think Bill O'Reilly too. I think there was some, some. He paid somebody 38 million. So it's like, that's a lot. What did he do? I think it was 32. Was it 32 or 38? What did that guy do? What did he do? And my grandfather, my grandfather still has a Bill O'Reilly Patriots welcome doormat. Wow. You know, it's a good mat. I mean, imagine that's a giant amount of money. It's the amount of money where what he did should be, I mean, it seems like it could be a Netflix documentary. Right. It's going to be, it's like horrific. Like he offered her 37 million. She's like, no, keep going. Yeah. Yeah, right. I'm going to need more. Right. I'm going to need more after what you did to me. This is a $32 million offense. Yeah. Well, there was that one recording that he had left on some assistance. Andrea and Macris. Yeah. That woman. Yeah. Touch me with a loofa sponge or something. Yeah. You know, I mean, that's his, that's what he was trying to do. That's how creepy old guy move. Yeah. Gets you with a sponge. Interesting. He tried to have his ex wife. He tried to have his ex wife ex communicated from the church. What? Great. Did he? Oh, you tried. I mean, no, the why? Well, cause he's, he wanted her to go to hell. A church? Yeah. Imagine what kind of donation you have to make to get your ex wife sent to hell. Probably 32 million. He's got it, but he wanted her ex communicated. That's the type of guy he is. But the crazy thing is even after all this, the guy still had the number one book in the New York Times. Oh yeah. Cause people, yeah, people dig in. They still, those old fuckers, they just give in. They dig in. They don't care. They like him. They like him. He's folksy. He's like my uncle. He's a good man. He's so what? He spent $40 million for some woman. He tortured the tide goes in. The tide goes out. I'm with God. I'm with God. Yeah. Well, he was doing that. I was like, why the fuck? And tide goes in, the tide goes out. You can't explain it. One. I was like, wow, you went to Harvard, you fucking piece of shit. Yeah. You can explain that. A lot of those guys are, they wear religion like a fuck. It's fashionable to wear it. They wear it. They know better. Trump does that. Trump does that. He gets out and he goes, I'm a Christian. I may not be the best Christian, but I'm a Christian. I have leadership qualities. Good enough. It's good enough. You know, and you're like, not the best Christian. You're a thrice married guy who owns gambling and a, in a Miss Universe pageant. You're a biblical figure. That's like a biblical figure that would be like a Roman King that everybody was warned about. Like, in terms of like, I mean, I want him to shave his head. What do you think that will do? I just freed him. I think it would be funny if you shaved it, like somebody had a cancer issue and he just shaved it with them to be a good guy. Well, it doesn't look good. That's what's confusing to me. When I realized, when my hair wasn't looking good, it was impossible to look good. It was falling out to the point where I'm like, this is just a mess. Then I went and buzzed it. But he just continues to... My generation always remembers you like the bald, virile type. Oh, like this. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice. I've been like this for a long time now. Solid eight plus years bald. You want Trump to just go, I think he would be better off. It'd be easier. He's not good looking. He must know that. That would complete his transformation into a supervillain. I guess like a Lex Luthor type guy. Oh yeah. Yeah. But I just... It's got to be so much work to put that hair together. I think someone does it from... But even then, you got to talk to them while they're putting it together? I bet you he doesn't talk to them. What do you think he does? Just tweets angry? I bet you he's not concerned with the human relations with his staff. I just get that vibe. I get that vibe the person who's in charge of the hair just does the hair. I hope he retires, when he retires, when he's done, I hope he goes right into podcasting. Would you have him on right now? Yes. Yeah, of course. You have to. You have to. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Why not? Why wouldn't he come on? This is three hours. Two and a half hours. He's busy and I had some jokes about him. He's petty. He hates comedy. Sure. He does not like to be made fun of. I'm sure. He doesn't like to be made fun of.