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Tim Dillon is a stand-up comic, actor, and host of "The Tim Dillon Show" podcast. His latest comedy special, "Tim Dillon: This is Your Country," is available on Netflix. www.timdilloncomedy.com
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be an amazing movie about him. Oh, there will be. Yeah. And who would play him? Good question. Hopefully not a white man. Christian Bale. Let him get fat, just like he did with Dick Cheney. If he can play Dick Cheney, he can do Trump. He can play Trump. He was a great Cheney. I heard. I haven't seen him movie yet. I heard he was amazing. You know, the movie, like a lot of people, the movie was good. It was not, you know, I loved, like the big short to me was amazing. I don't think it was as good as that, but Christian Bale is phenomenal. He's a phenomenal actor. I mean, to gain that much weight, to become another person, that's the whole thing with Jesse Smollett. It's like, they're all, all these actors are sociopaths. Yeah. They're all sociopaths. Watch his good morning America interview and try not to laugh. Well, now it's, it's crazy when he said he's the gay Tupac, like, did you see that? When he's saying he fought back and hit those guys, like, oh my God. What crisis PR firm is telling him to do that. The gay Tupac. No one's telling him to do that. This is all stuff. This is a Bridget Fettis. He said it best. She said, this is good. She's hilarious. Yeah. She said, this is what happens when you let actors write the script. Well, that's true. See the plot twist coming a mile away. I was in LA and an actor was at the table and he was talking and I'm like, I don't know who this guy is, but he's not even the person he is at this table. Right. Right. He's trying out a person right now. Have you ever been in that situation? I don't know who he is, but he's not this guy. He doesn't know who he is either. He's no clue. It's just good looking guy that's vapid. He's full of nothing. He wants to get famous ASAP. And they say things that other people are saying, here's one good to see you. Yes. When they meet you, they say good to see you because they might've met you and they don't want to forget 100%. I've said that before nice to me. And they're like, actually we met before. I'm like, fuck. Sorry, dude. And they'll ask in a very strange way. They'll be like, what's going on? Yeah. Like what's up? What's going on? Like you want to, they want to, they want to, they want to, they want to be fed. Yeah. They want to be fed information. Yeah. It's like, what's going on? And I'm like, well, you know, a lot of projects, shit, bro. Guess spotted flappers. A lot of things happening. And, uh, cause we're always trying to move. That's the thing about LA New Yorkers just pound yourself into the ground until you get funny. That's kind of what the New York scene, the New York scene is like, do 57 shows a day. Give up on your life. Don't speak to your family. They're losers. They're holding you back. Go hard. LA is like, make a friend, have lunch, see what happens. I talked to some of the people out here and I'm like, what's the plan? I get nervous for them. I'm like, what's the plan? They're getting high. It's midday. I'm like, okay. It's Wednesday too. They're like, we just had a meeting. I'm like, what'd you do? They go, we're talking about starting a podcast. I'm like, that's not a meeting. You're just friends with someone else. Yeah. You're talking about stuff. That's not a meeting, but here's the thing. It does work here. And there are people that I know who've made the right friend and in their life changes. Yeah. There's a little of that, but those people are super transparent. Yeah. And if you don't have any talent, that's never going to never work. And then everybody resents you. There's a few of those people that really don't have any talent, but they made the right friends and they cling on to folks and everybody gets real uncomfortable. Well, that was it.