Tim Dillon Tries to Get Joe Back Into Conspiracies | Joe Rogan

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Tim Dillon is a stand-up comic, actor, and host of "The Tim Dillon Show" podcast. His latest comedy special, "Tim Dillon: This is Your Country," is available on Netflix. www.timdilloncomedy.com

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There was a recent one people are saying that his son did it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, my mother always believed that but again That's a weird Conspiracy theory though, right and that's why I don't really get into yeah, I don't want yeah, that's those are the ones that are out There I don't really get into that. I don't go near the moon. I don't go near. I'm not an OJ truther. Are you? Golf a Tonkin guy or operation Northwood those are all true. There's nothing. There's nothing those are all true operation North was my favorite. It's crazy. Yeah, they stay talked about bombing a ship Yeah with people on it. They were gonna blow up a drone jetliner and blame it on the Cubans Yeah, they're gonna they're gonna attack Guantanamo Bay arm Cuban friendlies and have them attack Guantanamo crazy. Yeah. Yeah, that was not that was not that long ago I know that's why we need you back We know what I got nannies are too fucking it's too exhausted I got exhausted because I would do a show and then somebody would come up to me after this show and they'd be like They'd show me a pizza menu. I swear to God they go you see that and I go no I do what is it? They go that's the nambla symbol. I'm like it says I'm like it says garlic knots and they're like Though they're like you gotta really look at it and I'm like, all right, I can't go the rest of my life with that Well, they look for it in everything Everything's a conspiracy and then they when it comes back to you and they say Oh Tim is involved in this right and then you Go. Oh, I see how this works. Yeah, just make shit up. Yeah, and then they believe it Yeah, the CIA is now getting involved in podcasting. Yes, you guys you're their first show But they're gonna get a few others on they're deeply involved in staying started in sort of like the Russian trolls I love the idea of the CIA Going and watching sets and be like who's getting past at the store. Oh, you don't know I have a friend of mine who thinks that the CIA started Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix There's a book about that called weird scenes inside the canyon written by a guy named Dave McGowan. Yes I'm gonna tell you right now Joe. It's kind of interesting It's kind of interesting there was a lot of shit going on at Laurel Canyon. I'm sure probably about pussy There was a lot of weird shit going on the CIA the Rand Corp was all over there. There was a lot of shit happening Well, I'm sure there was a lot of shit happening But there is not a fucking intelligence agency in the world that can create a Jimi Hendrix No, of course, and they're not sitting there that book was like that. They were managing the birds Yeah, the CIA was like they were like no, it's mr. Tambor it was like a CIA guy gonna be like it's tambourine man Imagine being in that time in the country when everything was just falling apart left and right around us Vietnam War Kent State just fucking Nixon's the president. It's just chaos left and right Yeah, no internet. Yeah, everyone's doing drugs. It must have been wild. It must have been amazing I mean I always think about that Hunter S Thompson quote about uh, you know Like we talked about the 60s and that in the 70s It was almost like the wave crested and then just it's crashed from fear and loathing in Los Angeles. Yeah. Yeah But I'm a big like I'm a Kennedy guy. I think there's something really shady with that Yeah for sure for sure for sure and in that book there's some amazing stuff about this book that you gave me his family Yeah, Emily of secrets is a guy Russ Baker who's a legit journalist and it's been praised by like Dan Rather and Trying to get you in this let me tell you right now. This will get you in You went I don't have the kind of time George H Did you know the George H W Bush called the FBI and said that he thought he knew who the killer of JFK was Did you know that no, you know, they called the FBI that in Houston. Hey, I said, what's up? It's George George Bush I'm in Tyler Texas and I think I know who the killer is and he informs on this guy James Parrott and James Parrott Ended up being like one of his staffers. It was this weird cover story He kind of planted and that came out in a memo and there was another memo These are declassified FBI memos freedom of information act There was another memo that said after the assassination Jadgr Hoover briefed George Bush of the CIA The problem was George Bush should not have been working for the CIA at that point He should have been just a private citizen. So it suggested he was working for the agency for a very long time Mmm, and he was made the the director of the agency for one year after the family Jules came out Which was this whole thing with the CIA went to Congress and they admitted that they had done all these things from you know coos and a fomenting revolutions in countries and they made him the Director for one year after that happened to break to make a clean break From all of the nefarious activities that the agency had been involved with But if you take that memo to mean that he had had an existing relationship with them He was actually just becoming the because no it made no sense to anyone They were like why is this guy that everyone called a lightweight becoming the head of the CIA? After the CIA just admitted to all these horrible things they call them a lightweight. Yeah, they called Yeah, he was like I think Kissinger had said to Nixon that kiss your it said to Nixon like he's lightweight He made him ambassador to China He was never a guy that had serious political capital and he was made the head of the CIA and then after that memo was Unearthed people were saying oh He had this was an extension of the cover-up He was being made the director at this very interesting time in history Because he actually had worked with the agency forever and he was not at all a lightweight He was a serious operator and he was going in there to kind of clean up and transition them into a new era It's it I'm telling you I'm already out you're out on yeah How are you out? I can't listen to that. It's good. It's great though. I need current shit I know I need some like Julian Assange. I need something right. I need some Edward Snowden Mr.. Don I write you down to the bush any more Enough I'll get an Assange book get in there It's fair listen to tell you in a Clint if you read it if you I'll dabble in the clint if you read a chapter of This yeah, if you read a chapter of this I give me a cookie I Don't have a cookie and if I do I'm taking it But you will be you'll be it's very interesting and it's a well-written book cuz it's not reckless and sloppy I'll read the first chapter. I promise. Thank you. I will yeah Listen a buddy of mine gave me David Lifton's best evidence okay on the Kennedy assassination okay, and that got me into conspiracy theories. It's like 92 And I get it you're at the end of the road now where you like this is A lot of people are full of shit in that world a lot a lot of them And that's what people don't realize well then it gets deeper and deeper and deeper and more and more preposterous Have you ever googled hashtag spaces fake? No, but that's Sounds it sounds amazing. There is a thriving space is fake community. Have you ever been in space? No, good point could be fake come back come back to us. Joe prove it. No, what is Well, it's an extension of flat earth. It's like for people to think the flatter is stupid enough conservative They go they go deeper. It's like it's not stupid. Yeah, they think for those flat earth cocks. They want to move into space They want to go to space is saying yeah, you want to know what's really up space is face space is fake Yeah, crazy Well, I mean I think there are hundreds of thousands of people that think that the earth is flat hundreds of thousands educated Western American human beings that think the earth is flat. That is wild. It is fucking crazy It's interesting It's a lot of people that just get educated from YouTube the Guardian actually had an article about it I sent it to Eddie and you know Eddie laughed at me. See I think Eddie's kind of rational in a lot of ways Because I've had conspiracy talks with him about what about well, yeah No, the one that we had was insane a little I was gonna say the government was attacking Malibu Well, he's the one that him and ship me and Sam we're talking about that They were using direct energy weapons and I was like, I don't know if this attacking Malibu I was like, why would they attack Malibu? But I'm like they're rich. Why would they attack Malibu? It's too rich people the fire started here my fucking house didn't start a Malibu. They flew through the air You know, I was one of the first evacuated right these fucking theories are so stupid. It's dry as shit Yeah, a fire hits and the winds are going crazy. They make the wind they made the well I'm sure you've always made the wind The wind has always been the CIA. They've always made the wind. Yeah, it's fucking it's just and there's no rest There's no peace. I know there's no living in the moment. It's like a constant distraction point you go. I just don't even want to know Because it's horrible things going on. There's horrible things going on. Okay, what do you think is like the worst shit going on right now? Human trafficking is very bad. It's horrible horrible and a billion dollar industry That's not subway sandwiched artists are paying for that right rich people Some of them are involved in some very bad things. Yes, and they're it's their tracks should be they're covering your own tracks Yeah, like that Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, that's not dude that Clinton visited Anyone with an island And hanging out with Bill Clinton, yeah, if you have an island and you're hanging out with Bill Clinton There's a problem. Where's the matas? Yeah Yeah, I mean Crazy all of that stuff is very disturbing He got a sweetheart deal because he wouldn't inform on anyone that was on his plane And now they're legit says departments looking at that again. It'll probably be fine. They'll probably just let him you know well the guy like that like What you know, I mean how much does he know how does it he knows every stay alive because it's good The he's not gonna say anything It's not gonna talk. I wouldn't trust him If he was files on that plane, I think that's the other thing about see the aversion of conspiracies as you go like Nobody would people would talk reality is people wouldn't talk if you were from a prominent family if it had been like a religion to stay silent if you had Had CIA training if you would these people don't talk and we know that there have been plots that have gone Unknown for a very long time clearly for when Iran sure so guy like Jeffrey Epstein is so involved so deep He knows he'll get killed. He won't say anything. Yeah, he's not gonna say anything Plus he doesn't want to go to jail. He doesn't want to go to jail. He doesn't want to say anything He made all the things that he did. Yeah So weird though that the child thing is the creepiest of all it's gross and unfortunately it's a it's a it's a real thing Yeah, so what you know people you could talk about There's the conspiratorial angles the bullshit, but then there's the real father Sandusky Sandusky Catholic Church 100% that's how the problem the people that are in love with conspiracies never care about private prisons, right or the Catholic Church And I'm like guys this is not even debatable right? We're not even debating right private prisons are wounded kids are being sold into Slavery right about the judge in Pennsylvania crazy taking underage kids and just Giving them sentences ridiculous sentences for shit. That's crazy exchange for money. That's not right and now he's in jail Yeah, it's there's some darkness in the world It's undeniable and when something like Sandusky when that Penn State thing comes out and you're like wait a minute How long was this going on for and how many people knew everyone knew how does everyone know? Yeah, it's crazy. No, just he died quick, but this is what I'm of course, but this is just Destroyed this is what I mean about people where it's like YouTube's gonna like censor conspiracy theory type stuff I'm like all of those things would have been called conspiracy theories at one point. Yes Catholic Church, right and dusky Yeah, boo grave. They said it was a few apples. It was a labyrinth of torture prisons It was a program designed by the Pentagon CIA. It's crazy. What is the YouTube gonna do? They're gonna censor Ending I think they're gonna stop recommending conspiracy videos from what I've heard But I was reading that thing that you were telling me about Jamie this whole like porn or child porn or pedophile Network, they're setting up a kind of what is it's a pedophile YouTube what's going on communication network They were communicating with each other in YouTube comments. They responded yesterday and they said that they Disabled comments on tens of millions of videos and deleted a lot of accounts That were they were communicating in the comment section of like little kids cheerleading and whatnot Now were they communicating to try to To share child porn or were they communicating to molest I don't know in the way pedophiles communicate and their network but I'd like you to do a little bit more work pull up a article some due diligence on the Burner computer for download download tour and let's get moving. We gotta figure shit out Yeah, you gotta get a VPN are there that's like the FBI will take over child porn site on tour and then run it for A year like on the dark. Wait, what what is that? What what's going on? Imagine what they see to it That's a problem. It is a problem. It's not you're causing that happens in that R Kelly case There's a video of him doing something with an underage girl And like I think some people at CNN say we've seen it But it and that's led to him going and it's like well What did you watch and is that legal probably is legal because you're watching under the guise of of journey out of it? Yeah Rough yeah, that kind of shit is real and the fact that there's these networks of people Oh, yeah that are trying to you know cultivate these experiences. It's crazy man But if you're a rich person you have that sick predilection You're gonna find a way to bring thing what they're doing like a for example Okay They post remarks that praise the girls asked whether they were wearing underwear or simply carried a string of sexually suggestive Emojis about two years ago hundreds of companies pulled money from YouTube over concerns About ads showing up next to problematic content from terror or hate groups and videos that seem to endanger exploit children I think you know we've talked about this before with YouTube with the issues that we've had with them. They they have Way too much content and way too few people There's no way they can watch all of it and when shit like this or people are doing things in the comments It's almost impossible to check. Yeah, I mean it's just cuz their YouTube comments are one of the rare Free-range sort of like unchecked message boards in the world. I'm sure I'll find out later Don't read it bro. Who's this fat fuck don't he's not even a black belt Yeah Why is he here? Who is that don't read it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Um, I wonder if there's ever gonna be a time where that is impossible where like these child pedophile rings Yeah, they can figure out a way to snuff all that out. I'm harder now than ever before I'm imagining it's very tough and it's tough I think because so few people want to Believe that it's a problem in the way that it is right because there's good people in the world that don't think these things are Issues, right? So I think there's the political will isn't there because people don't aren't Really, they don't understand that it's you know And then the people that are doing these things are very wealthy powerful people and they have a lot of control and they can kind Of cover their tracks if they're all wealthy Poor pedophile you're not going to a ring. What are you doing? You're snatching some kid. I know it's bad But if you're rich pedophile, it's a nicer experience. It's like you go on vacation versus me going on vacation You go on vacation. It's a nice experience. I go on vacation. You know, it's fine sandals Not even know sandals. Where you going a cabin or something?