Tom Segura Got to the Bottom of "That" Coronavirus Meme | Joe Rogan

It's almost like news should be non-profit. I got a fucking breaking story for you. I forgot. I cannot believe I almost forgot this. So you know the guy in those texts, the big black guy who's sitting with his cock out? Yeah, let's explain that. It's a trick. People always say the link, oh my god, it's now killing more 20 year olds than any disease ever. Like what? And there's this jacked black dude with a dick that looks like my leg. Sitting on the edge of the bed looking like he's like, have you seen a bigger dick? That's what his expression is. And it's limp. It's limp. Yeah, there he is. That guy. Yeah. Breaking news? Yeah, this is breaking news. He's dead, right? He's dead. He died a few years ago. And by the way, that meme has gone viral. I get 25 a day from different people. I have a doctor friend who sends me. I'm like, Jesus Christ. So it's not just in a comedy circle. And I'm sure people listening or watching have seen it as well. So I was like, man, who is this fucking guy? You just kind of get curious. You keep seeing this. And it's sort of like this sense of relief from the seriousness of the day, right? You're just seeing these people died and quarantined. And then you get this ridiculous text, and it's this guy. So I saw an article where the photographer who took that photo was like, ah, he was like, oh, it's so sad that people are using his image that way. He passed away, and he thought it was kind of offensive that he was being used to prank or whatever. And he said, I saw that people started selling merch with this guy's face on it. And he goes, I just wish he goes, I own the photograph, and I'm not trying to come after anyone. I just wish they would share proceeds of that merch with the family. So I saw that, and I was like, oh, I want to do that. So I launched a shirt with that guy's face on it that says, wash your hands. And then I go, I want to give the proceeds to this man's family. So because of that article, I reached out to people, and I was able to get in touch with the photographer, the guy who took that picture. And then I got in touch with the model's fiancee, his ex-fianc. I mean, whatever. He passed away. So anyways, I contacted her. I found her. I've learned a little bit about this guy in that photo, and I'm giving them the proceeds from the shirt sales, all of them. All the profits will go to them. And I also found that when he died, the family wasn't prepared financially for anything, so they had to set up a GoFundMe for his funeral and tombstone and all that. So I'm going to blast it out. And I talked to them, and they're happy with it. So that's my breaking news. That's the breaking news. That's important news. Jamie told me his dick's not really as big. I didn't get into that with her. Jamie said that it's Photoshopped. I've heard that as well. I saw the original blog post that came from. You did? Let's see what the original hardwood looked like. I have to find it now. Oh, please don't tell me that's going to take a while. Could you pull it up? Someone on Twitter. I saw it on Twitter. Someone on Twitter. Let's see the original hog, please. I didn't Google it, so I have to find the link. Just Google original big penis guys. I'm sure that'll come out. That's not how you find that, Joe. There's going to be a lot of photos that come up. Show me the original black dick. Pat him in the even. But it was funny. She was like, you know what was crazy? I was doing detective work to find her. She was like, I found out about this meme today. She was like, I didn't even know this was a thing. How did she find it? Oh, people are not sending it to her. I think so. Yeah. Someone was like, have you checked out your neighborhood? Remember your dead husband? Hillel? Yeah. So anyways. Oh, well. First of all, she's engaged to a porn star. No, but she wasn't. No, she explained to me. She goes, you know, he was she goes, he did those photos when it was a really bad time in his life. He needed money to save the house that he grew up in. That was his now. Oh, so he just started slinging that big dick. Yeah. So I was thinking that dick around and how much money can you make? Slinging dick is a dude. I think if you get 50 bucks. No. How was her as tops when he died? All right. What are you doing? I finally just found that link and other guys. Original dick took me to a fucking I'm deep on the Internet right now. Oh, do you want to see where? Well, let's just show the dick. Let's see the original dick. He's like, it's deep. It's huge. It's a different picture. But that's a different picture. It's the same photo shoot. Right. But where's the actual photo? Where you see? Whoa. See, that's what I'm saying. I got into a weird part. Is he eating someone's ass? I got into a weird part. Scroll down, man. Scroll down. Keep scrolling. Oh, geez. I think it's a different guy. It's a different guy. It's a different guy. It's like, yeah. But yeah, this is a like, know your meme thing. Guys, a giant dick there, dude. I don't know what you're talking about with. Look at the size of his heart. It's not the same one, though, as always. It's a different. Well, that's a weird angle right there. Anyway, you could make that bigger so we can analyze it. Yeah. Let's do a giant hog. Looks like it's not a small dick. I think you're wrong, Jamie. I think it's the same hog. I'm not the one saying it. I'm repeating it. Muscle bear. Oh, muscle bear. So he was doing that kind of porn. Yeah. OK. I think he's doing looks like he's doing solo shots, you know. OK. Pictures of me. I need some pictures of me beating off. Yeah. There's a lot of money in that. Maybe. I don't know. Starting only fans, Jamie. Well, what were we just talking about before that?