Man Had His Face Eaten Off By a Grizzly Bear w/Tom Segura | Joe Rogan

They sure will. Owls will eat everything. I just saw an owl flying with a rabbit, a big ass rabbit in his claws once. They're so vicious. Owls are so vicious. Yeah. And they're such scary hunters. I know. Like at night, the head spins around. Have you ever seen that video? There's a nest video of these hawks that are in a tree and this owl comes out and snatches one of the hawks and flies away. And you just from a distance are like, what is that? Right? When you, you're talking about the one where. And then all of a sudden it's like bam. And then it goes bam and it's just gone. Yeah. Yeah. They're fucking monsters. Freaky, freaky animals, man. And we think of them as being these wise, like, like, it's professors of the woods for some strange reason. Dude, have you ever heard Matt Bronger's Owlbit? No. It is one of the funniest things. Is it really? Yeah. This is like the bit that he first, like his early on, you know, getting his, his first big joke that broke and, you know, it was on Letterman and he was on Comedy Central with it. It is hilarious. I got to see it. I got to see it. As, uh, owls are one of those weird animals that we have this very strange relationship with where we don't know what they really are. Yeah. We have this distorted, bears are another one. We have this distorted perception with their, did you see that video that was going around by that guy who got his face literally eaten off by a grizzly and then he shot the grizzly when it was on top of them? No. Dude, have you seen it, Jamie? Yeah. Because he is talking. He is like going around, getting interviews. Yeah. He is talking while his face is gone. And he is talking about, like you could see one eye through this mass. I mean, if Jamie shakes his head like that. I am going to show it to you real quick. God damn it. Yeah, I can't show it. I can't show it. Wait, there is video of the... Oh yeah, yeah, of his face. Of the attack too? No, no. It is right after the attack. The guy that was with him started filming it and it is just one of those things where, okay, so this is the bear and this is the guy and that is his face. And this is him talking. Where are you seeing this? I shot you looking at down at a distance. I don't know if that is freaking him. No, I am good. I am doing good. I shot you looking at down at a distance. Is it on Instagram? Yes. I shot you looking at down at a distance. I don't know if that is freaking him. Bro, the thing, shoot his face up. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. The thing, shoot his face up. That is him now. That is what he looks like now. They rebuilt his face. That is incredible. Who is that doctor? Well, you saw the chimp victim lady. Yeah. Her face was all hanging off. Well, that chimp worked on her for a while. Did you see the tree trimming accident video? Go lower there, Jamie. Go lower. Scroll down. Whoa. What, tree trimming? What? What? You have never seen that? What are you talking about? Dude. And you get to see the live footage. Oh, where the tree goes into the guy's face. Yeah. And splits his whole fucking head wide open. Yes. And then they show him in the hospital. Yeah. And you can see even in his completely destroyed face, the panic. And it's like he knows how serious his situation is. Yeah. I mean, they were able to, I don't know, I haven't seen the post surgery stuff, but that dude, a tree just like perfect. He cut, he was trimming. Yeah. And like he just cut it and it just perfectly swung. Perfectly swung. And hit him right in the face. And split his whole fucking face open. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. That's rough, man. Yeah. That's a rough look right there. That's a rough look. It's amazing how well they put that guy back together. If I was him, I would just be the punisher for grizzly bears. I just load up every year with a million rounds of ammo. Oh my God. Just go hunting bears. Fuck you. Oh my God. Have you hunted a bear? Yeah. Black bears, not grizzly bears. Yeah. Yeah, we don't, we have this image of them because of teddy bears. Because kids have them. You know, they love them. Little teddy bears. And brown bears are the biggest, right? Yes. But if I pull their bears, brown bears and then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because I mean a brown bear can stand up and be what, like nine feet tall or something? Even bigger, 11. Really? Yeah, Kodiak. The really big ones. And they Kodiak. In a swipe just to capitate you. My friend watched a bear kill a moose with one swat, broke its back. He watched it chase this moose through a scope. Was looking at it through a spotting scope, which is like a super powerful telescope that you could look at, you know, like a mile away. You can watch things happen. And this bear just swat. Hit this moose in the back and snapped its back. Fucking fuck. Kind of fucking power. You have to snap a moose's back. Oh my God. And then just tore it apart. I mean, how powerful is that animal? It's a big fucking animal, man. You know, you're talking about a 1500 pound just ball of muscle and fat.