Tim Dillon's AirBnB Saga

I was thrown off Airbnb. This is a fact. You did not support me on this. I did. You did not. You said he should have done the dishes. This was your quote. Yeah, he should have done the dishes. Joe? But you shouldn't have been thrown off of Airbnb. Okay. Well, you shouldn't leave dirty dishes. Joe, we pay a $450 cleaning fee. Oh. Airbnb, $450. They do the scam now. They call it COVID cleaning, which is fake because regular cleaning and COVID cleaning are the same thing. Cleaning is cleaning. You're not going in there with hazmat suits. Why did you leave the plates? What do you mean? What? Why didn't you just clean the plates? Because this is a vacation. Are you supposed to clean the plates? I don't know what the rules are, but I don't like the service if that's the case. I want- You feel like you should be able to leave dirty dishes. Not if I pay $450 for a cleaning fee, you should. And the thing is, there were two lesbian women, and I mentioned that. And that's why I was kicked off Airbnb because they thought- Because you mentioned their sexual orientation. I mentioned they were a lesbian. They had a horribly designed house, and they should have maybe asked a gay guy or someone to fix it. But- Well, as a gay guy, what have you done? What would you have done, rather, to fix it? Well, all the furniture, you couldn't sit in. It was like art pieces. All of the furniture was like a little- You couldn't sit in, or Tony Hinchcliffe couldn't sit in? Tony Hinchcliffe is a bird. He can perch on things. I'm a human. I'm an American human. We can't sit on a fucking leather cowhide chair. It's an art piece. What's wrong with the piece? Explain. It was a chair of sticks with leather cowhide. There were these weird stools. Did you take pictures of these things? I took all the photos. I put them on my Instagram. I was like, these are- Let's see these things. These are not for human beings. These are for lesbians to drink tea and perch and whatever. But I- Why lesbians? Why do you care about their sexual orientation? That's why you got kicked off? Because they're insufferable. They were insufferable. They wore little hats and had a dog. Little hats. They had little weird hats and they had a dog. Do you like big hats? Yeah, but- You don't like dogs? I, not the- they had like a weird Weimar Reiner. I just knew who they were. I knew who they- I could see the photo and what I knew the way. And they probably saw my photo when I hate that fat conservative fuck or whatever, even though I'm really in the middle politically and even weight wise. But in this state, but they got mad at me and they got me off Airbnb because I discussed this on my podcast in a colorful manner. And I quote unquote threatened to burn their house down. As a joke, I'm not burning your house back. It's a bit, I'm not going to burn your house up. But I said, like, watch your back. Who knows what happens? To joke. But these women don't get jokes and it's not my fault. But like to give me a horrible review- How did they find out that you talked about them online on your show? It's a decent sized show. So I think, yeah, yeah. It's big. Okay, you guys win. But it's big enough where if we say something on it, it got back to them. One of their minions told them and they were- first of all, they asked me to give them a good review, which you're not allowed to do in the Airbnb process. Right before I wrote the review that I've never given anyone a bad review on Airbnb. I don't do it. I'm not a rat. They texted me and said, hey, our cleaning lady came, had a stroke, lol, but just give us a good review. And I'm like- She said lol? Yeah. I was like, I don't know why she had a stroke because it's literally dishes. You guys, your cleaning lady not encountered dishes before? There's no, uh, if like they took black light and scanned the walls, they wouldn't be surprised. There's nothing. I even left them a tartar sauce and said, use it because we didn't use it. Kind. So, yeah, but Dick, I mean, look at that. I like it. Oh, of course. Of course you do. This is- People want to just do ayahuasca. Is that a fireplace? Yeah, which you can't use because they're not insured for it. What is that square hole? It was this fireplace that you can't use. It's weird, dude. It's a fireplace that's like chest level. It's a cold environment. Isn't that a weird? I mean, aren't fireplaces supposed to be on the ground floor? Like why is it- The whole house is crazy. That's really a fireplace? I mean, they're culturally appropriating Native America. It's just the whole thing makes me sick. Maybe they're Native American. You don't know. They are not. How do you know? Because I've seen them. But what about Elizabeth Warren? That's a good point. But I was- That fireplace is in a weird place. It's weird. The whole house is weird. The whole house is weird. And I just left, there was a few dishes in the sink. Show me that picture again. And the review of me was like, this guy was a horrible guy. They said I broke a cactus, which is literally impossible. You can break cactuses. How? Like crunching the spikes with my hands? You fall on them when you're on ecstasy. Yeah. I mean, these- I don't understand what I'm looking at. Correct. So there's like a log? 1,200 a night. 1,200 a night. I like it. I got it for half. I'd stay there. Oh no. I really would. It's absolutely repulsive. I would sit in those chairs and be really comfortable. Joshua Tree is a litter box for drug addicts. No, it's for people who like to do mushrooms and find themselves. Enough. Get a- grow up and get a real drug problem. Take a Percocet at your office, okay? Not everything has to be a journey to hyperspace. Not everything, but some things. Sure. I just am a fan of pillheads and cokeheads. I like people that are productive. But you're in Joshua Tree. That's the place where psychedelic people go. Oh, and I used to do acid and go to a bar like a person. Yeah, right, right, right. I get it. I didn't have to. If I would be a subprime mortgage guy, I would do acid and I would cross shelf. If I did DMT, I would go and when you meet the aliens and they give you all the information about how the world is about, I would have tried to sell them condos. I would have brought them into my world. I like it. Relaxation happens here. I bet it does. Yeah, washing dishes. That sounds relaxing. I don't like the bars on the chair. The square. The thing is horrible. Like sitting on that. I wouldn't know where to put my hands. I'd probably put them below those metal bars. This is really. Look at that lady. I like how she's sitting. Fuck. Wait, go back to that. The pool was cold. Can you go back to that picture? That lady's hot. I like that. This is, well, they're fat phobic. Look at it. She's naked. Yeah, this is what they're trying to do here. Is she naked? They're upset that human beings rented their apartment. It's hard to tell because it's in black and white, but she's hot. I like how she's just reading. She's like, even though I'm hot, I just want to educate myself. This is, this is, yeah, that's a realistic thing. Look at the guy. Look at his six pack. He hasn't eaten in months. That's realistic. That guy shredded and he's hanging out with a super hot girlfriend. There's a few dishes in that sink. Tim Dillon, I want to buy this house. This is a great place. Can you stop? I like it. Yeah, that. It's a high five. Yeah. That's a high five. Oh, is it? Yeah. It's a high fidelity. This was not, it was not conducive to having fun at all. I did. When Manson was running around killing people, that was the shit. I didn't say anything bad about it. Look at that view. You can see the cactus and the coyotes. Oh, isn't that good? I fucking love it. I loved it so much in moved states. I would listen. I could look at this. I mean, come on. That's that's that's we're starting to get crazy. Talking to the wrong guy. I know. I know. I love the chairs. Well, listen, I don't look at the chair. Look at that chair. I don't believe in backs to chairs because I have good posture. Look at how I sit. I left four dishes and these people treat it. Treating me. Fuck didn't you just clean those four dishes? I mean, because I'm paying a massive cleaning fee. This is this is money. No, no, no, no, no, you have to pay it. It's free. You have to. You're forced to. Is that the cactus you broke? No, that's a cactus. It was broke when I walked in. Was it broke? It was because somebody was probably I don't know shoving in their pussy. It was broke when I walked in. It was the most epic hallway you've ever seen. Yeah. Is that really is that the most epic hallway you've ever seen? I've been to some nice houses. That's not true. I like that espresso machine though. It's like a lot of this time. I like this house. It's all fine. I like this house a lot. It's all fine. The women were out of control. And again, if you look at my review, I said nice things. I think I've always said nice things on to lesbians. I've always said nice things. And they just said to me like I was a horrible guest. If you look at their review of me, they said I was a horrible guest. Why were you horrible? Well, they said I left the house in disarray and I broke the cactus and whatever. Nobody broke anything. You know, you should do well. You can't do it anymore because you're not an Airbnb anymore, but you should just make a video of you leaving the house and then no one can say shit. Well, I'd like to get back on Airbnb because I made them. I did. I spent money on there and that's where I would go and use to travel and not do hotels or do Airbnb. It's a good move. When you have an opener and you have people, you come up with people, have a whole podcast producer. Yeah, it's much better. Nice food. So I'd like to go back on Airbnb, but we'll see what happens. That's okay. Is there an avenue for reconciliation? I don't believe so. These ladies, whoever you are, ladies, Tim's a good guy and I'm your fan. I'm a fan of you. I like what you did with that place. I like it. I like the chairs with no backs to them. I like it. I like the weird chairs. Yeah. I like your view. I like your house. Look at that. You can sit out there by the pool and watch that guy with the ripped abs and his girlfriend. I mean, this is like, this is like a FEMA tent. No, it's not. We get a tarantulas and lizards and scorpions. The whole thing is nice. Little pool. It's a beautiful view. Look, those people are enjoying it. Why can't you enjoy it? They're not real. Those people don't exist. The hot guy and his hot girlfriend. They're real. They don't exist. They work out of the honor gym. They're right down the street. They hired these people. These are not Americans. They're a mile away from us. We can visit them right now. You're a Hollywood elitist. I speak for Americans. But I live here. I know, but that doesn't matter. I speak for Americans who make hot dogs and sometimes leave the plates of the thing because we're paying a $450 cleaning fee. And I just think that we should be able to, you should be able to come in and clean it. You know what I mean? You love the house so much, you clean it. Ladies. So anyway, I'd like to get back on there, but I won't be allowed and that's okay too. Because maybe they will let you back on. I would imagine not. I violated some safety protocol. I don't know. Which protocols? The safety one. Which one is the safety one? The one where you can't threaten to burn down people's homes, I think. I spoke to my lawyer. He said to just leave it alone. My lawyer was like, just leave it alone because I don't know what you're doing. I'm like, I'm in a high octane war with a few desert lesbians. There's two desert dikes and a gunning for me. And I'm going to fucking keep, I'm going to ride this till the wheels go off. And my lawyer's like, hey man, what are you doing? So what am I doing? I'm boosting up my fucking podcast. I'm trying to find a good, that's what you tell them. How do you think I get a good point? No. So I didn't involve Alex Jones could have chose not don't do that. I'm kidding. That's a nuclear option. That's a nuclear option. Yeah. Don't because he'll find some reason. I'll say the Airbnb didn't exist, but we'll figure it out. If I'm connected to the globalist, Satanists or something. Catch new episodes of the Joe Rogan experience for free only on Spotify. Watch back catalog JRE videos on Spotify, including clips easily, seamlessly switch between video and audio experience on Spotify. You can listen to the JRE in the background while using other apps and can download episode to save on data costs all for free. Spotify is absolutely free. You don't have to have a premium account to watch new JRE episodes. 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