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Andrew Schulz is a stand-up comic, actor, and podcaster. He's the host of the "Flagrant" podcast with Akaash Singh, and the "Brilliant Idiots" podcast with Charlamagne Tha God. His latest special, "Infamous," is available on YouTube.www.theandrewschulz.com
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Really? That's interesting Have you been invited? No. No, that's fucked up. I don't want to go. I ain't going anybody's fucking island What about that's my rule Bronson somebody wants to ask Bronson the virgin dude Richard Bronson or whatever his name Branson Branson. Yeah, I go on this fucking island. Oh, dude Branson. Why? Why when I could just ski with Joey Diaz listen? I ain't hanging out with any dude who has an island get the fuck out of here My go on your island because they always want you to go to their island like bitch. I ain't going to your island Why can't we just go to the diner? No, what are we gonna do with the fucking? Oh, wahoo who's that Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy has an island. Yep. What the violence would you get a fuck? You know Eddie's I might go to Eddie's you gotta go to like Eddie I met Eddie and I was good friends with his brother and good guy Charlie was the best Charlie was the greatest guy of all time. Yeah I met Eddie when when I met a Murphy I met Eddie Murphy in Maui and he go it first words out his mouth goes You're a funny motherfucker. I was like goddamn. Yes. This is recently no years ago Maybe more than ten years ago. Yeah, that's like 2007 something like that. I'll be unreal. It's crazy Well in Hawaii with my family. I Say thank you. Like what do you say? When Eddie Murphy says you're a funny motherfucker like holy shit Wow felt great, you know, if you look at your wife and like see Chuckle every once in a while Honestly at home I'm not that funny my wife cracks most of the jokes really yeah I'm out. I don't have to be funny like I don't need it. You know It's one of the reasons why I like to hang around with Joey Diaz cuz he's always funny Yeah, and he's always the funny guy, you know, I like it It's a you know, I like being around funny people man I'm not there's a thing about comics especially the needy annoying ones and the early days like early days of your career They have to be the center of attention. Yeah, the shit is really annoying Yeah And one of the things that you learn for sure about hosting a podcast is you don't really want to be the center of attention You just want to facilitate a conversation, right?