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Andrew Santino is a comic, actor, and host of the podcasts "Whiskey Ginger," "No Bad Lies," and "Bad Friends" with comic Bobby Lee. Check out his new special, "Andrew Santino: White Noise," now streaming on Hulu."Andrew Santino: White Noise": www.hulu.com/movie/andrew-santino-white-noise-ee4cb509-98e5-42f6-af6b-796b38c726ab www.youtube.com/AndrewSantinoWhiskeyGinger www.andrewsantino.com
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You know? You know those Storage Wars shows? I guess some of them, they fake. Yeah, they do. They set them up. They load up the storage, and they go, I can't believe we found a World War II helmet! It's Elvis's underwear! Whoa! This is unbelievable! Yeah, they used to be real. Actually, a few of them were very real. They were very real. Then they got caught online. A bunch of people online were calling them out being like, this is bullshit. This is fake. I saw them setting it up. Like, they got caught. If they're going to do that, they should find magic in there and shit. They should find it. You know? You should definitely shit. Storage Wars, where they go in there and they find a Leprechaun. Whoa! The Leprechaun makes one of them disappear. Yeah, one person disappears and they have a genie and a lamp. That would be worth it. Treat me like I'm really stupid. Have you ever watched the show Ghost Hunters? Do you know Ghost Adventures? Oh my god, yes. Do you know this guy? Which guy? Zach Baggins? Zach Baggins? Do you know this guy? Oh man. He makes me laugh so fucking hard because they've done like nine seasons now. I don't even know how many they've done. Have they found any ghosts? Come on, man. They have all this great technology now that's improved. Do you think that he believes in ghosts? Here's the best part. Okay. He is all in, right? All in. I love anybody that's all in whatever they're doing. You're trying to have to be if you're a host of Ghost Adventure. But also now he's super self-aware of their popularity and of his caricature of himself. So he does it now on purpose. He took off his shirt one episode and he goes, you want to fucking fight me, ghost? Let's fucking go, dude. Toe up. Throw a fucking punch. You're like, he's aware of his character that is this bro-y ghost fist fighter. This dude. Is Brandon Schaub on that? Yeah, Schaub. Schaub's on an episode? Look at him. He looks like he just got back from a Shane Carlin sparring session. Like, what? Yeah, he's still in the fight. He's still out of it. Is that Zach with the beard? No, that's Zach. Zach is that dude right there. So Zach wears Ed Hardy type of shirts. He wears these loud, ridiculously battered shirts. But he's, you got to see it. Do a more newer episode. Do something from like 2019-18. You'll see what he looks like now. He's gotten way more fucking jacked. His hair is all flaked up, you know? He's got more tanner on and shit. He's become super self-aware. Do you think that he believes in death? Do you think that he believes in ghosts? No, I think he's just self-aware of the product he's created. Really? That he understands now. That's a challenge. I see the next Whiskey Ginger podcast. You, that one's Zach. That's him right there, right? Now he's like Hollywood. He looks like a Hollywood guy. He's got these big, black-framed glasses. Isn't that funny? Like, he can't look any better. You're not allowing him to have better style. He went Hollywood. I can't. You're so Chicago. It's fucking good. Look at his fucking Hollywood. Look at him with his spiky hair. He went Hollywood the fuck. I'll tell you, that's the one thing I know I won't do, is I'll never get to a place when I'll be wearing clothes where I used to make fun of them like that. Like I remember going, this guy's wearing a fucking $900 t-shirt. I know now I can't do that. Like I can't, I can't get, I can't do that now because I used to shit on it so much. Yeah, you have to mind by the rules of your own mind. Well, if I, if I pushed it out there for so long. What's that? He's got a nice hat. That's him. Jamie, what are you trying to say? Is that your buddy? It's the most recent photo I could find. Jamie, that's you. Do I zoom in real quick? I thought you were trying to say something. Handsome fellow. Cute guy. Jamie, I want you to grow your facial hair just like that. Do you really think, do you really think he doesn't believe in ghosts? I think he does not believe in ghosts. I think he, I think he loves the paranormal, right? He loves the idea of the paranormal. What does that mean? I think he loves the idea of forces at nature happening, molecules, energies around us, all influencing the way we act. Sure. I don't think he believes in actual apparitions or what do they call them? Spirits on his EVP. We felt the spirit. They'll do this thing where they'll see a little orb or a light. This happens all the time with cameras when you switch to night vision and not these little deflects of dust kind of reflect light off the lenses and he'll go, it's an orb and they'll, you know, watch it float through the lens. And he's, he is obsessed about these orbs. They enter the orb and he does this voiceover shit. He got lots of fucking show. I get high and I watch it. It's maybe one of my favorite things. What's the Jamie, you're a photographer. What's the scientific explanation for those little balls that show up in photographs? What is it? I don't have the knowledge for that, but I, it could be explained in lots of different ways. It's mostly probably like a light flare of some kind just because there's just like ghosts now I'm a believer. You stammer through that. So you did a terrible fucking job selling photography science, but like in this lens here, there's like five different pieces of glass. So there's just at whatever angle you're holding it, depending on where the light source is coming from, it might create an artifact, which would be a little circle. So if you're dealing with a really nice camera like that one, but what about like with one of them bullshit, one of those zip and shoot ones, then they're using the lens. That's like less, uh, there's why there would be something on that is probably because it's less, it's less good. It's less, not the right word, but, uh, less technology in there. I don't know. I don't, I can't explain it. Honestly, we should Google it because orb lovers right now are freaking out. My God, there are angels in front of you and you refuse to see their gift. Anytime an orb passes near a human, he'll go watch Joe's reaction as the orb goes behind his head. Yeah. And you change your eyes. Yeah. Your eyes will change. It was amazing. You don't believe in fucking ghosts. I'm all in with everything. Fuck that. Big foot. Backscatter. Let's say, here you go. Backscatter. Backscatter. The artifact can result from the backscatter or retro reflection of light from airborne solid particles such as dust or pollen or liquid droplets, especially rain or mist can also be caused by form material within the camera's lens. So these dots are blurred images of dust particles. M Night Shyamalan Ding Dong should make a movie. In that movie. And it should be called Backscatter. I should not call him that anymore. That's really rude. Is it though? It's kind of funny. M Night, it's Shyamalan. That's his fucking name. Shyamalan. I'm turning on you. Turned on you. Yeah, you started it. You fucking put it on me. What are you racist? What's wrong with you, man? He makes some good goddamn movies. He takes some crazy risks, but I love The Sixth Sense. That was a great fucking movie. I love The Village. People didn't like that. I thought The Village, the end of it, I was like, what about planes? They don't show any planes going on. I don't know how big it would have to be to avoid all the planes. Well, they have to be in a super remote place. How fucking remote? There's got to be places where no planes fly. But they're not remote because they made it out to the road. And then instantly they got to the road and people were like, hey, get in the car. Like, what? A car? What is this? I live in the 1800s. They're like St. Louis. It's like right there. You know what I like though? It's ghosts. No, devil. The one was in the elevator. Yeah, it was good. That was good. It was good. He takes chances. That's what I like.