Rogan Previews UFC 238

So we're gonna be in Chicago for that big fight. Fucking A. Oh shit! That's gonna be fun. How would we get that excited? What is that? June... What is that? June 8th, right? June 8th, right? Yeah. I don't think there's any tickets left if anybody wants to go to Chicago. No, I doubt it. Pretty close, but that's a big UFC card too, isn't it? Who's on that card? I just saw this morning. I just looked this morning. Henry Sahudo versus Marlon Marais for the Bantamweight title. Ooh shit. Henry Sahudo has the opportunity to become champ champ. And then Marlon Marais is a fucking fantastic fighter. Yeah that's a great card. Jimmy Rivera and Petra Yahn. Petra Yahn. Piotr. I think it's supposed to say Piotr. Tui Vasa. Wait, how do you say it? Piotr. Piotr is a Russian character. Valentina Shevchenko versus Jessica I. That's a great fight too. That's such a great name Shevchenko. Such a great fucking badass, I fuck you up name. Hold on, stop scrolling. Back up. Tatiana Suarez is a beast dude. That woman is so good. She's probably the best wrestler in female MMA. She smashes people. And Nina Ansaroff is fantastic. That's a great fight. That's Amanda Nunes's girlfriend too. Amanda Nunes is probably the baddest woman literally ever in MMA. I met her right? She's the one who knocked out Cyborg. Cyborg was the baddest woman in MMA. And then when Amanda Nunes starched her in the first round, there's no one you could literally legitimately give that title to. It's Amanda Nunes. She's the baddest woman ever. Aljamaine Sterling versus Pedro Munoz. That's a great card. Ricardo Lamas, Calvin Kader. That's a great fight too. Shit. A lot of chicks. A lot of chicks be fighting. A lot of Chicago girls. A lot of Chicago girls getting fucked up. Getting ready to fight. I'm fucking tired of this town. That's you guys. That's Boston. Chicago girls are more like... I don't know how to say these in Chicago accent. Chicago's Chicago. I'm fucking tired of this town. Kiss my ass. I'll fuck you up.