Only in Florida! Fake Teen Doctor Malachi Love-Robinson | Joe Rogan Jessimae Peluso

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Jessimae Peluso

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Jessimae Peluso is a standup comedian and television personality. She's the host of "Tattoo Redo" on Netflix, and the "Sharp Tongue" podcast.

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There's a new documentary by the guy who wrote cocaine cowboys. He did cocaine cowboys and a bunch of other documentaries. Billy Corb Yep, Billy Corb Corbin you got it. I don't why did I choke on his lane? It's modern. Anyway, Billy has a new doc. It's right. I'm called scree screwball. Yeah, it's all about Alex Rodriguez and the steroid scandal and One of the guys in it is a fake doctor who would wear stethoscope Around his neck like he got his he got his degree. It's like janky overseas University and wasn't legal to practice medicine in the United States But he would call himself a doctor and he had like the stethoscope that he'd wear Well in his office he'd walk around with a stethoscope around his neck like hang around his neck I just think he's gonna check your heart me ball always doing is prescribed with steroids It was amazing That was walking around he posed as a doctor and had multiple patients Yeah, I remember this is in Florida same place. I guess in Florida too. It must be pretty of course It's in Florida. Is this name does his name say Malachi? Yeah, that's a creepy name. That's like children of the corn right? That's like how do you pronounce that mama? Malachi Malachi. Yeah, that's that is ballsy. Do you wait a minute? That's not his real name Malachi love Robinson That sounds like a character from Like some sort of porno there is dr. Malachi a PhD HHP-c AMP dash PV dad all those things HIV what are all those other things that he is? Healthcare proxy maybe some bullshit AMP. I don't know what the hell that sounds like a gas station in Kansas Let's read his thing. Listen, all it says is a well Dr. Malachi a love Robinson is a well-rounded professional that treats and cares for patients using a system of practice That bases treatment on physiological functions and abnormal conditions on natural laws governing the human body That doesn't even that's a run-on sentence Dr. Love Robinson utilizes physiological psychological and mechanical methods such as air water light heat earth photo therapy food and herb therapy psychotherapy electrophysiotherapy mechanotherapy naturopath Corrections and manipulation and natural methods or modalities together with natural medicines natural processed foods and herbs and nature's remedies What you just said the only thing that was true about that was manipulation Well, how is this guy like who who read that and went all right, yeah, we're in Yeah, who read that was like I need to make an appointment immediately. We found the real doctor doctors that don't use manipulation What doctor goes like this in a photo all of them now Imagine that became the new thing. I would not go to that doctor, huh? He had offices so someone had to like rent him the spot. So they believed him too. Not just the He at least had an off a office like an off you gotta think a guy who's that good of a bullshitter that Pretends to be a doctor actually gets patients. He's got a stethoscope got a website. Is it that good? But it's good enough that he's got patients like it actually worked like imagine being so crazy that you tell everybody you're a doctor You don't know shit about medical medical practices You know you read his little bio there and you get offices and then you get patients you treating patients