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Michael Yo is a stand up comedian. Look for his podcast "Michael Yo Show" on Spotify.
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Yeah, but Will Smith and The Rock need to make a movie together. They never have? No. That doesn't make sense. That would be amazing. That would be the biggest movie in the history of the known universe. History. And they bow out. Tom Cruise. Get them all together. Tom Cruise, Will Smith and The Rock. Have you ever interviewed Tom Cruise? No, but only with my brain when I'm in my sensory deprivation tank. He reaches out to me. Does he really? He makes a mind meld. He puts on his Scientology earbuds. And he astral travels. Can I tell you it's amazing interview Tom Cruise? What's amazing about it? It's because you hear so many different stories. Do you wake up with your pants off? No, I didn't. No, not that time. Who am I? He hypnotized me. But he doesn't break eye contact with you. That's what I like. No, he just like, hey, what's up? Yeah. Yeah. And what he'll do is I get nervous. No, I'm not. No, no, no, no, no. No, but that's what he's doing. He's making you nervous. Or he just wants you to know he's locked in. He's locked in. Right. Like he will not break eye contact. Like if you look over here, he'll be like. Probably makes it hard if you don't. He's locked in. He's locked in. He's locked in. He's locked in. He's locked in. He's locked in. He's locked in. He's locked in. He's locked in. He's locked in. He's locked in. He's locked in. He's locked in. You know what I'm saying? He's locked in. Scientology no never no part of the deal you can't ask him about that Well, I heard a part of Scientology is for you to walk out the room saying how great they are And I just did it sense. I just did it right. Yeah, so maybe yeah, it did it just well That's just a philosophy on like how to influence people right? Yeah positively influence people You want those people really thinking the best of you well good strategy well everybody was like oh, he's crazy Is this is that every time I interview he's great. I love I mean I love Tom Cruise some of my favorite people are crazy Yeah, yeah, tell me someone's crazy. That doesn't shake me. I'm not like okay. Well never guys. They're crazy My favorite people are all crazy. Yeah like literally crazy my favorite people So if someone tells me that someone's crazy. I'm like okay. What else you got? Crazy not scary to me like Will Smith is awesome. He's got to be crazy Will Smith sure no no Going on too nice too nice too smart no get out of here. See that easy no you Scientologist. I have no idea