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Brendan Schaub is stand-up comedian, retired professional mixed martial artist, entrepreneur, and host or co-host of several podcasts and YouTube shows, among them "The Fighter and the Kid," "The Schaub Show," "The Golden Hour," "Calabasas Fight Companion." www.thicccboy.com
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You know who gives me stress when I look at his schedule? Russell Peters. Yeah, he's all over the fucking planet. I act right now. He goes to Africa for like six weeks. Like he's all, you hear Michael Bisping almost got fucking robbed in Africa? Did he really? Yeah, he's doing a movie. What the fuck was he doing in Africa? He was doing a movie. He's doing a movie. He's doing a movie. He's doing a movie. He got a little liquored up. His cab dropped him off and said, your hotel's over there. He get out of the cab. He's like, where the fuck's my hotel? The cab driver drives off. He's like looking around for the hotel. He said like 10 dudes just started rolling up on him, saying, I want your wallet. You know, if you want to live, you'll give me your wallet. Yeah. Is this South Africa or this? This is like France. This is like San Gano. These are for Toria. Fuck man. So he ran and he got away. Obviously. Yeah. He got away. Yeah. But right. Yeah. Black. He's a big fella. You know, he's not. He's a big fella. He knows how to fight. And they probably could sense that a little bit. But if there's 10 of them, they usually don't give him money. Probably hammered too. What if it was 10 Francis and Ghana? Then you're giving your wallet and just the homies ran. Bro, if there's one Francis and Ghana, what the fuck you gonna do? Nothing. What the fuck you gonna do? Yeah. I love Biz being mad. Eddie Ezzard was telling me that when he was running, he ran like 27 marathons in South Africa. And when he went through certain sections of South Africa, they go stop. You are not running through this area. We're gonna put you in a car. We're gonna drive you to where it's safe. And then you're gonna continue your run. God damn. But you will get robbed. Like, there's areas where you just will get robbed.