Joe Rogan - I HATE Alligators

What is that? Deontay Wilder's Gator skin No, let's go champ no, I don't support this Loving more now More pictures. Yeah. Well, first of all, what are you gonna do with? Listen first of all, that's a wrap. Okay, that's not real. I'm asking it's a wrap What if it was real gator skin, they would have to glue it to the car You could there's like divots on the little things Hush your mouth That's not algiers. I have an alligator skin. I hate alligators. I don't know if you know this I like them. I don't I don't talk about it too much, but I have like a hate for scared of them Yeah, when I was a little kid I lived in Florida when I lived in Gainesville from age 11 or 13 And we lived near a place called Lake Alice and Lake Alice had alligators and I knew there was a lady that was walking her out Her walking her alligator walking her dog By the lake and the alligator came out and snatched her fucking dog. You saw it and I didn't see it I didn't see it But I remember that being a thing and I've ever seen those goddamn things all the time and everybody telling me that you don't have To worry about it when I'm 11 My sister my sister is 10 and we'd be hanging out this lake and I'd be like what the fuck is this? I'm gonna stop an alligator from eating us nothing and I really I remember looking them in the eye and I'm fascinated by them Right. They're amazing. I always love dinosaurs when I was a kid that I was a sore it is a dinosaur I was always in a nature. I'm always into like cool nature shows and documentaries So I'm looking at this thing thinking like oh We're just used to them being around like we shouldn't allow them to be around We're just used to them being around so we think it's cool that they're around but they will fucking eat you You know eat your dog any chance they get so I started buying I buy a alligator I always have a fanny pack always at all my belts are always alligator. That's gangster dude. I have alligator Bags for my pool cues I keep them in alligator alligator luggage So I have an alligator wallet fuck yeah, dude. I don't like them. I kill them Oh, wow, I want to kill them if alligators if there's too many of them, and they were near you you'd want to kill them Too they're eating machines. They're heartless eating giant source. They got a brain the size of a thumb I don't like them dude. How about the one at Disney World the parents that yes their kid They're the two-year-old yes ate the fucking kid game. They had no at Disney World They have a real problem in Florida. They have to scan the fucking property looking for alligators They have to go through it. They have waters there. I took my daughter my youngest we went fishing there There's a there's a lake that where you go bass fishing. It's amazing. There's great the values in there fuck yeah There is you got to be careful man anytime you got a body of water in Florida land around Florida. Yeah No swimming in Florida. That's my rule. No swimming in those lakes swimming. No anyway. Oh don't know swimming There's no water sports in Florida. That's the rule get out of the water now I sent Tampa that you want to go to the beach nope you fuck you and your salt water cross sharks sharks You got shark soup down here bitch fuck that fuck you I'm always to die in Florida dude the craziest thing is happening right now in the everglades is the pythons. They said that there's been a 90 plus percent decrease in the amount of rabbits possums raccoons Deer like all the major mammals that live in the Florida everglades are gone They've all been killed by pythons. God. They took a Judas python. You know what a Judas python is they take a python They put a chip in it so they can track it so they have this male python And they sent him out there to find the females and they used him to locate through the you know using the GPS to locate a 16-foot python 16-foot female python that was pregnant games that match yeah, so he's banging these bitches out there make it in pregnant These horse are watching and these evil fucking snakes. Look at that thing. Is that it snake? Boyfriend They have to kill it why it's awesome. No no no they're invasive. They're not supposed to be there It had 73 eggs, and it was more than 17 fucking long you imagine stumbling across that thing. No you're dead You're dead that thing weighs as much as you do you're dead. Holy fuck. Yeah, that's probably a 200 pound snake. Oh My god, is that it little bitch ass 140 140 getting away from this fuck out of my face if I got a knife So he has snake. I'm gonna live I get a piece so hard go ahead Pete. Let's wrap this up You