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Brendan Schaub is stand-up comedian, retired professional mixed martial artist, entrepreneur, and host or co-host of several podcasts and YouTube shows, among them "The Fighter and the Kid," "The Schaub Show," "The Golden Hour," "Calabasas Fight Companion." www.thicccboy.com
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Yeah. Do you know who the Hodge twins are? Yes. Do you know? Bodybuilding.com. Yeah. They have a fucking... They were reading an article about men getting pregnant, like that women aren't the only ones who can get pregnant. Oh hell no. Because the way they talk, you know the way they talk, they're big old jack dudes. I've had them on the podcast. They're great. Have you? Yeah. They're busted and not inside a dude's ass. You cannot get them pregnant no matter how deep you go in that man's anus. And they're the same. They're like, yeah, they talk fucking like dudes, dude. Because people are saying some crazy shit. That's not real. Someone really argue that. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes. This is a real argument. You know, Yale started putting tampons, dispensers... Get the fuck out of here. ... in the men's room, because they said not everyone who menstruates is a woman. Hi. Hi, welcome to the Upside Down world. Wow. Did you ever watch Stranger Things? I feel like I'm too drunk for this. What? You ever watched Stranger Things? Yeah, fuck yeah, I love that. Yeah, we're in the Upside Down. We're in the world. The world is upside down right now. That's what's happening. That's so disappointing. We flipped over to the other side. People are getting... They're so progressive. They're literally denying science for feelings. Do you feel like a woman? Then you're a woman. What the fuck? I get hurt getting identified as a woman. Do you feel like a man? Well, then you're a man. That's so strange. And you're pregnant? Amazing, man. Bro, congratulations. You're gonna make the best mom, dad, whatever the fuck you are. Dad Mom. These dudes are coming in dudes' asses. It's a funny little thing that they did. Did you find it? I was looking for it and I stumbled across something else they just talked about, which you were just talking about. They're all over YouTube. They're for the rest. What is this? Meet the formerly transgender man who now identifies as a genderless alien. Oh yeah, I've seen that. Dude, we showed that guy before. His surgery and shit. Oh yeah. He thinks he's an alien? He said a bunch of surgery to look like an alien. I don't give a fuck. Just don't force it on me that I have to, if I fuck him, call you a him. I say congratulations to them. Yeah, there you go. Congratulations. You've made it. Congrats, man. A lot of people want to be special, but they don't want to work for it. And the problem with that is you get that kind of shit. You get people that are pretending to be something super special. So they get attention. And you're not doing anything. And there's nothing there. You know, what I really love, I had Eddie Isron on, who's probably one of the most famous transgender people ever. And just... I didn't know he was transgender. I saw your picture. Just decided that's what he likes. And once you get past that and just talk to him, he's amazing. Human's a human, man. He's amazing. I don't care. What I care is when you say crazy things, like men can get pregnant. That's insane. That's not real. Have you had Kristen Beck on? The Navy SEAL? Not yet. No. It was run for governor. I don't know what she's doing now, but we... Cal and I went to lunch with her afterwards. Normal shit, man. Normal. Also talks like... You're like, oh, when you were in battle, this, and just talks like a fucking human. Like a human. I didn't give a fuck. All right, you want to wear a dress? Yeah, everyone's looking at you because you've got the physique of me and you've got a fucking miniskirt on. Who cares? Who cares? You give the fuck. Once you get used to it, like you're used to the way people dress, period. Yes. You're used to everything, you know? It's just nonsense. It's nonsense. Like, I don't care as long as you're not hurting me. Yeah, I do. Or hurting someone else. I don't care. Or pushing it on you. I don't care. Yeah, don't push it on me. Did Eddie Izzard say what? Like, he always felt like that? This is it. Men can have babies now. Look at him. They're hilarious, by the way. Look at him. Look at him. He got angry shits. Shout out to the Hodgdads. Play this, Jamie. Can we play it or we get pulled? We'll probably get pulled. It's on Twitter. We'll get pulled. No, no, no, no. It's their shit. Can we hear the audio though? No, no, no. We'll just tell people what is the... It just says men can have babies now and it's on Twitter. I couldn't find it on their YouTube ads on Twitter. Can we hear it? No, no, no. Really? Yeah, bro. Copyright law is no joke on YouTube. You're not right, though, right? Doesn't matter. We'd have to edit it out later. Fuck. Haters. Haters. Look, YouTube's in a weird place right now in terms of copyright and we've gotten claims on us for watching something on a screen in the background. Like you see a picture in a picture and you don't even hear it and they want all the ad revenue for the entire show. Dude, how about the... Oh, gee, that's ridiculous. Swear it. How about that when the combine guy we're talking about is Dick. That got flagged when I was like, oh, is Dick popped out? Tagged for nudity. Yeah. Come on, man. Come on. It's fucking ridiculous. It's fucking black. Popped out. And you have to pause it and just go frame by frame and go, is that the Dick? He's kind of pixelated and he's on there for half a second. You don't even know what you're looking at if I don't tell you.