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Andrew Santino is a comic, actor, and host of the podcasts "Whiskey Ginger," "No Bad Lies," and "Bad Friends" with comic Bobby Lee. Check out his new special, "Andrew Santino: White Noise," now streaming on Hulu."Andrew Santino: White Noise": www.hulu.com/movie/andrew-santino-white-noise-ee4cb509-98e5-42f6-af6b-796b38c726ab www.youtube.com/AndrewSantinoWhiskeyGinger www.andrewsantino.com
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Did you see this shit with Justin Trudeau in the water bottle? Did you see that today? What did you do? Put it up his butt? It wasn't today, but yeah. Did he put it up his butt? I saw it today. Did you see it earlier? Yeah, yeah. Justin Trudeau was asked about how he and his family are doing a better job at not using plastics and his response is so fucking awful. He can't get it out. He's like, we're using, listen to this fucking, this made me laugh so hard. Plastics. Wait, rewind it one more time. You and your family do to cut back on plastics. We have recently switched to drinking water bottles out of, water out of, when we have water bottles out of a plastic, sorry, away from plastic towards paper. You're fired! You're fired! No! Listen to me, I don't care how tired you are. No! Water out of, oh, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've. If somebody asked me a question like that about my job, imagine if somebody said, hey, Joe, what do you think could be done to stop a head trauma in MMA? And I'd be like, well, we could, conceivably there's not much, but we could pad the elbows, we could pad the knees, we could, I would have a thought. I would have fucking thought that shit through. He didn't think that shit through at all. He was also thinking about getting caught in a lie. I have plastic everywhere. I gotta get home, burn the plastic! He's called his wife on the limo on the way home, burn the plastic! Burn it all! They're coming for us! Oh, the plastic! They go into the house, there's not a fucking bottle in the house. It's all plastic. Everything's plastic. Everything, no glass. They throw with their forks with every meal. They stick them in, they stick them in a sea monkey cage and feed them to turtles. Fuck you! Just who knows, house is made of plastic. His whole house is plastic, everything. You know what he does? He collects those little things that six packs come with and he just chucks them in the ocean for a laugh. He goes to a lake and just puts a bunch of fucking dump killers out there. I'm tired!