Joe Rogan | What Would Happen If You Only Ate Snickers?

But isn't that bad to be talking to people that way? Isn't it? Is it bad to be talking to people so much? It's a shit diet. Yeah. It's a shitty diet. Duncan and I were talking about the other day about finding information online. Just constantly being inundated with stories of horrific things and bad things and terrible things and ugly things, that it's a bad diet. It's a bad mind diet. I was like, you're so right. You think you're like immune to that, that you are who you are, and this is just some stuff you're experiencing. But much like if you eat healthy foods, your body feels better. I think if you concentrate on healthy things and interesting things and fascinating things, and not horse shit, I think you're giving yourself a better mental diet. Totally. I think if you consume too much of anything, it's bad, right? So consuming too much of, even too much positive information can be fucking detrimental. Yes, because you can get delusional. Yes, so you have to have some semblance of a balance of how you ingest. But the people that only ingest negative, they're like people who only eat candy. If you were a grown adult, and for like 10 years you only ate candy, your body would be a mess. A fucking... You'd be barely alive. If you just had to live off Snickers bars, how much nutrition is in a Snickers bar? I wanna do something with that dude who did the 30 days with the Big Mac. The Super Size Me guy. How about this guy? Hey bro, do this. Just eat nothing but Snickers. See how long you stay alive. Snickers satisfies to a point. That's why you're hungry, I guess. They're delicious. Yeah, they're phenomenal. I love a Snickers bar. My favorite. They're great to take on hikes too, by the way. Really? Yeah, a lot of nutrition in there. The sugar. You're burning sugar, man. Yeah, so fuck it. Hiking up mountains and shit, people love Snickers bars. Wow. But hey, I think even the Snickers people would tell you, don't live off that shit, stupid. You can't live off a, isn't that interesting? Like there's a food you eat that you cannot live off of. Yes, because all food at one point you had to eat to live off of. How many days do you think you could go with only eating Snickers bars? And should this be the Soba October challenge? Yes, first of all, yes. And second of all. We might die. What if we die? No, just. Bert could die. Bert will die, but I mean, that is what it is. If you only can eat Snickers bars and water. Two weeks. Two weeks. Two weeks without your body malfunctioning. I think something's gonna happen. Yeah, imagine how dumb you'd get. There's a post I just found from like two years ago where people asked this question and it was a discussion. Someone did the math, you have to eat about 12 to get the caloric intake to get that 2000 a day. 12. 12 a day. Just for 2000 calories. But how many days could you survive on? I mean, that's up to you. Well bro, let's think about that 12 Snickers bars a day. Holy shit. How long do you think, okay, the problem with that is like everyone is not coming from the same starting point. That's the biggest issue. We have to have those three twin guys. We're gonna separate them, make them all eat Snickers till one of them dies. You guys need a control. You guys need some sort of control. They would be the test. Just feed them. Give them a million dollars each. Give them nothing but Snickers till someone's on the verge of death. Till somebody taps. Tap out, bitch. How many days you think you could go on only Snickers? I say two weeks is probably the human body will start to shut down. I wonder. Maybe you could go a long time. Well, let me say this. You could fucking find this. There's a dude that's been eating just pizza for like 25 years, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. We'll find that dude. There's a dude that he's just pepperoni pizza. I respect that. I think I was like, fuck it. My parents told me what to do my whole life and I'm a grown man now, bitch. I eat pizza every day just crying and eating pizza. There were socks. The journalist tried to get him to have like a piece of green, a leafy greens puked on camera. He was like, fuck. He couldn't fucking do it. Fuck, unless it's basil and a nice sauce. Get that fucking green shit out of here. Yeah, he ate pizza for 20 years, something like that. That's insane. What was it, Jamie? What was it? 25 years. He says he has one bowl of raisin bran a week. Just so he could shit that compacted glue. That's what pizza is like glue. Just glue cheese. Just chewing down all that dough, that delicious dough. Holy shit, 25 years. He doesn't have diabetes. Of course he does. Duh. Color me surprise. How the fuck, sorry buddy for laughing at your diabetes, but how the fuck. Not at all, not sorry. How the fuck does someone eat nothing but that glue for 25 years? That's the cat. That's him? Looks good. Looks like he's 48. Guy should be doing YouTube videos. So what do they call him? Skinny fat. There was an article they called him, like he's, you know, skinny fat, right? Yeah, he looks remarkably good for someone who's only eaten pizza for 25 years. It might be something to it. But they say skinny fat's fucking these people up. Skinny fat. Skinny fat, where like the body doesn't show any signs, but the inside's fucking murdered. It's tore it apart. Yeah, well, it's you don't have any muscles. Nothing's there. Yeah, that's why you can look small, but you don't have anything there. Right, skinny fat people. Your limbs are barely hanging on threads. It's like a fucking puppet. There's certain people, you know, certain people, you're like, you hug them. And you're like, oh my God. God, there's nothing there. You're so frail. So it is funny when you hold, that's like when I take pictures after shows and say, how do people? You know, and you grab, and some people you feel, and you're like, wow, that's fucking weird. It's weird. It's weird, you're like a fucking just a lump of bones. Just a bag of sticks. Sticks covered with jello. Just a lump of bones. Just a lump of bones. Yeah. Yeah.