Joey Diaz Reviews Uncut Gems and Other New Movies | Joe Rogan

Did you see Dolomite yet? No, I still haven't seen it. No, again, you know, you gotta watch these shits if I'm gonna come on the show. Because when Dolomite, did you see it? When he saw it, you mean the new one? I saw the Rui Rui more. First of all, first of all, fucking, our boy stole the show. Our boy, the dude where you were gonna fucking MMA. Oh, West of Snipes? Stole the fucking movie, okay? Bad motherfucker. He's a bad motherfucker. Bad motherfucker. You know, I'm sick and tired of these people going off. What happened to him? Nothing happened to him. Well, David Tell, what happened to David Tell? David Tell is getting stronger every week. While you're looking at some fucking idiot jumping up and down on Netflix. David Tell is getting stronger and stronger. When you go see David Tell, it's like people going crazy right now about uncut gems. Adam Sandler's been around for 30 years. He's got something for your ass. It may not be goofy jumping up and down and wetting you, but when he did, have you seen him come to your house? I heard it's great. Just go for him to cheer him on, to go, you know what? Thank God, because people think that we're like fucking MOOCs, his comics. I'll hit you from fucking 90 different directions. You could just act, bitch. We could do it all, and when we get 30 years under our belt, we become weapons. Like Jimmy Smith, like all these people that have been doing it for 30 plus fucking years. Eventually, you're going to get fucking good at it. So, you know, I still didn't see the Tarantino movie. I saw The Joker. Tarantino movie's amazing. I saw, I won't see it out of disrespect for Bruce Lee. I saw The Joker. I just don't even want to go there with nobody. I'm not in the mood. If he didn't fucking live through it, I don't want to hear of his fucking take on it. It's not, it doesn't make sense. It disrespected Shannon, so it means it disrespected me. You disrespected my fucking pal, and now, you know, I don't even know Shannon Lee. But if a bunch of these people got fired up, I watched The Joker. I liked it. The Joker was intense. I liked it. Joker was intense. I saw Uncle Jim's during the break. I went to Christmas night. My fucking girls went to sleep, so I slid over to the Lemley, ate three edibles, and my heart was beating with that fucker, because that movie's, Joey Diaz, 83 to 84. Whatever you want to do, we're going to do. What do you want to do? What do you, your Rogan, listen, I got something coming next week. Let me get 20 G's till next week. There ain't no next week. Jamie, don't say nothing to Rogan. I need 10 to fuck and put this number in. And it just goes. Think of your life from there. You're borrowing from Peter the Paypal, and then you're telling Jesus to suck your dick. It's nonstop. I want to see, people say that. People were like, don't get high and go see it. Fuck you. I'm going deep to go see it. I'd prepare like an 80-clap. Who's in that? Huh? Who's in it? Just Adam Sandler and a bunch of fucking whatevers. It's just a movie of, oh, the basketball player that you don't know. What a Kevin Garnett. Okay. And it's nonstop. So it's mostly Sandler. And it's Sandler bumping into, oh, what happened to my dirty? Oh, wow. I'll catch you next week. I got to go. Yeah, you motherfucker. You motherfucker. You know, it's fucking constant. It's, you know, that life. And then, is it an Academy Award winner? I don't fucking know. You know, I took it home. I wore it for a couple of days. It's okay. Is anything on a fucking Academy Award winner anymore? I watched The Irishman. You didn't see it yet either. So again, you know, you go skiing for three hours. What are you doing on these flights? You look at Ian Edwards, wait for him to go to sleep, and you go to sleep, you're fucked. That's when I watch these three hour movies. I can't watch them at home. I got a seven year old. So you can watch them on flights.