Joey Diaz City Bus Moment - JRE Toons

But another time I thought I used to take the number one bus from Jersey City to North Bergen to the high school and we were on the bus one morning kids and there was a guy reading a paper and he had a connector of drool from his lift to the Daily News and there was a puddle. He was on heroin. They would go to Jersey City those days and get methadone so he would take the bus up north with us. So I'm sitting there he's passed the fuck out and there's gotta be just six inches of puddle. This guy has been passed out for 20 minutes. I point my ass at him and I lift up my hips a little bit. I kept my asshole just pointing at him. That even if it wasn't pointed at him he would ricochet off the chair and go straight into his mouth like one of those things. He's sitting there and I let a fart go out. I can lift a B80. He lifted his eyes like this first right. And he wiped his mouth. And he's like man who the fuck farted? He goes it smelled like something went up some of these ass and died. And me and my little buddies were like what? We're fucking giggling our asses off. He's like I should beat the fuck out of whoever farted on this motherfucker. Oh my gosh. Jesus man. Fantastic. Jesus Christ. Oh man. This is why I hate people. This is why I hate when I repost. You gotta give me a second.