Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan Both Had Run-Ins with Child Predators

Nobody ever tried to make a move on you. Oh yeah. When you were a kid. Yeah, couple times. From five to how old? The scariest one was when I was 13. When I was 13, I was in Boston. One time it happened before, but a librarian saved me. I was like eight. I was in San Francisco and I was really in a monster books back then. I was into monster movies and monster books and I was looking at these books and this creepy dude came over to me and he said, you like monster books? And I said, yeah. And he said, well, I have monster books in my car. Do you want to come see him? I said, okay. So, you know, I was eight years old. It was dumb. Started walking behind him in the librarian screams out Joseph, you get away from him. He just got out of jail. I'm like, oh my god. And the guy ran and I ran to the librarian and she hugged me and I was crying. It was very scary. I'm not very scared. I got in the car with a guy who was freezing that bus was in common. Mmm. I had the basketball. I was at St. Michael's gym. I got a Kennedy Boulevard next thing you know, fucking there's no number one bus. I'm there fucking an hour and a half and 10 below, you know, guy pulls up. You want to ride? Yeah, I get in there and I still remember how he acted like from the beginning of the minute. I got in something wasn't right. His energy wasn't right and he thought he had he thought he had prey. You know, we were hot and sticky. He was like we were we were 18. We were taking a girl back to our apartment. You know, we were kind of clumsy. He was clumsy and at the light. He went for the ball. He goes you like playing basketball. He went for the ball and they touch my dick like he slipped into the hole. Kelly's basing. You like it? And I was like, well, I fucking like it and Joe wrote him a door open. It was like God opened the fucking door. I just got out and ran. He kept saying come back. I was just teasing you. Come on. I'll give you a ride. I was already home. I was over at the top of Shits and Bark. Well, I give a fuck but that was basic and I always think about that like why didn't people approach me? I knew today looking back. I still remember three guys. I remember a high school teacher that would come on as a basketball guru and I found that and I always thought a little weird about him. I married, you know, and then years ago somebody said yeah, he was sucking kids. Dex said the field shit. I had a guy slow play me at a lake. There was a guy that used to run around the lake and talked to us when we're fishing. We're probably like 13 me and my friend Josh in particular would go this one Lake was in our town and we'd fish there all the time and this dude would come by all the time and visit. He was always friendly started off real normal. What do you guys up to catch the fish like Southern accent seem like an old gentleman and then a couple times he came when it was just me and then he just sat down next to me and talked to me and I was naive. I was 13. I just thought he was a real nice guy like almost like a older brother type figure. It's going to give you a good advice. He talked about cool shit. He was a teacher. He got kicked out of his position for some unfair reason. He wouldn't really be specific about it, but he said, you know, they didn't like the way he taught and so anyway, this dude just becomes my friend like nice and slow nice and slow brings me lunch. I even went to his house once and then one day I am fishing and he's drunk and he tells me he loves me and I said, I think I said something like, I really like you too. He goes, you know, there can't be love without sex. And I remember thinking what? Whoa, like what did he just what happened? And then I remember thinking what a dummy I am. I thought this guy just liked me. He was I was his buddy. He's going to teach me things. He just likes teaching people. It's just really smart. I had my hand on a knife. I had a Swiss army knife and them little red plastic ones, you know, the ones with the can. Yeah, they have all the kind of shit and all I was thinking is I put it in my hand in my pocket like I held on to it and I remember thinking, God damn it. I hope I don't have to fucking try to use this because I was thinking it's like he was a big guy. You know, I was 13. I don't know what I weighed 120 pounds or something. I'm like, fuck this guy might beat the shit out of me and rape me here in the woods like he was bigger than me and he was always jogging. You know, it wasn't in bad shape. And he I told him get the fuck away from me and he told me to not be upset and then I left. I got away. He didn't chase me. You know, he didn't want to be violent. He wanted to trick me into fucking him. He wanted to do want to rape me. He wanted to trick me into fucking him. I got real lucky that that was the case. But then years later, I got a letter from him at my house. That was creepy because it showed up in the mailbox. Like he had figured out where I moved to and sent me a letter. I'm like, whoa, and it was like real like friendly and professional like a real professor like a scholar. I don't even remember if you ever apologized. But it was real weird. I was like, whoa, I dodged that bullet. How many guys that are like that but aren't nice. They just want to get you close and then rape you. That's much more likely probably. That is some horrific shit man. With Puerto Rican Nelson, I went to his house. That's the name. That's what we called him. He was Puerto Rican. His name was Nelson. And he lived on giving that terrorist. He lived next to the Latinos but in the back. And I think he raped guys with a black dude like there was a black friend of his that would come over there and then they give you beer and all that shit. So he took you in as a you like pussy type of kid like you always think you want to see some good pussy and then that's how it started. And then they bring you over there. You go in and you start with the porn first. Yeah bring your buddies any time you want. Then it was a porn and then he would get us nickel bags of weed. He started real I'll get you weed. And then he introduced our black friend to him and his black friend just looked fucking retarded like his afro was cut weird. He had weird hair and I remember him distinctively speaking about the Rock of Gibraltar. How he had just come back from Africa. We were young kids like wow. And then once he showed us the porn it came out like a week later somebody said bro. That dude's no good. Ask what's his name. He went over there and he asked her if he could suck his dick. So we're like what do we do here. Do we call the cops or we tell Carmine like no let's just play the guy because he was selling us weed. He was like a bartender in the city and would sell us weed. And then he pursued the porno thing with us. He's like you guys don't understand. You know and then he talked this into he like I'm gonna fuck my girlfriend come over and listen to me. And we would come over there at night and listen that he would leave the window open and it was his girlfriend and fucking and she would be saying give it to give me milk daddy. Give me milk daddy. We like get creeped out and ran out of there one day. And then one day we actually fucking went back then he got normal. I think with the misunderstanding with the one guy he got normal like we somebody checked him. Checked him and he got normal. And then like the next summer was when he would come out and play football with us with a row bar with no underwear with just his dick out. And we're like what the fuck is this guy doing like he went to desperate measures or perversion. And I think Mrs. Anati said something to him. You can't be doing that around here with your dick out. And he's like no no I just want to get exercise or something like he told us I'm weird. And that was the end of that.