Joe Rogan's New Tesla is Preposterous!

Did you get a Tesla or you just driving around it? I got one. Tell me how do you like it? Propostress. I had to get one. I told Elon Musk I would get one. Guy did my podcast. I owe him a solid. Mm-hmm. I'm a man of my word. It's a fucking spaceship. It's the weirdest thing I've ever driven in my life. It doesn't even make sense. It's not even... Not even... There's not a single car that I've ever driven that's even close to as fast. Nothing. Like my Porsche is so slow. I have a GT3 RS. It has 518 horsepower. It weighs 3,000 pounds. It sounds like a dragon and that Tesla would leave it in the dust. I mean leave it in the dust like 0 to 62 seconds quicker. It's fucking insane. You've taken it out of a... No. Ludicrous mode. Yeah, I did. I put it in chill mode for a little while. But you could drive chill with ludicrous mode always available. You don't have to switch them back and forth. Ludicrous mode is just crazy. Like the fastest and it kills your battery. Well it kills your battery quicker, but the thrust that you get is a roller coaster ride. It's insane. I mean you can't believe how fast it is. It doesn't even... it literally doesn't make sense. It doesn't seem right. It seems like it's punching its way through a wormhole using alien technology. Meanwhile, I posted it seems like something Bob Lazar snuck out of Area 51. I get all these messages from people. Bob Lazar has been debunked. That's controlled opposition. That's a fake story. It's fake news, bro. They got you with the Bob Lazar story. Do you like all the tech in it? I mean that's insane. It's too much almost because it's this giant screen. Like I had a dim it way the fuck down because I wasn't just looking at it like you're so pretty. You're so pretty. You're so pretty. It's my dream car. It's very comfortable. How long? Super comfortable. Now do you have a supercharged station at your house yet? I have a thing on the wall at my house that I could plug it into. It's not a supercharger. It takes like eight hours or more. And how many miles? But I'm gonna get one of those. I'm gonna get one of those. So fast charger in the house. It goes allegedly, and I mean allegedly, 311 miles. You have the fuel. But here's the problem. I drive like a moron. So it's not going that far. Is there a fuel option for that model? I mean I think there's a fuel add-on that gives you an extra like that you that's an option. I thought you meant fuel like gasoline. Yeah, there's a No, what are you talking about? Some models. Not Tesla. Okay. You're just making shit up bro. Some I forget which car it is. Electric car. It's got four wheels. Electric car is like you can pay extra for like one gallon of gas. So like if you ever lose your battery. Oh, I have heard of that. Yeah. Yeah. What was that? I thought Tesla had that. No, no, no, no. There was like Prius? Priuses are mixed. They're hybrids. Priuses use gasoline. But a very stingy amount of gasoline and they run partially on electric motors. So do the Acura NSX. The Acura NSX has two electric motors. But I think you don't ever charge it. I think the electric motors are powered by the gasoline engine and electricity in the car if I remember right. That's supposed to be the motherfucker. Like the Acura NSX is supposed to be the car that people are under look Underlooking for whatever reason. It just doesn't get the love that it deserves and apparently the 2019 model is even more insane. I can't wait till the day where like your garage floor is like a wireless charging mat. You just pull right up into the mat or they would never would be because it's rubber. Well, I'm sure they're fine. Because like there's a there's there's like if you if you take your phone and put on a wireless charger There's like a little room that if you don't you don't have to touch it like maybe that's the whole reason why you're safe From getting hit by lightning, bro Yeah, like that the rubber protects you from electricity. But if you parked though a little thing comes down to the ground like a little Maybe yeah, what if that thing falls out while you're driving? A little phone slips your car over. Or like if the streets like if somehow like if you're riding on the highway And if you want to fuel up that you can like fuel up using the road Yeah, I paid like a fee or something right? Well really ideally it would be great If solar panels had gotten so powerful they could charge it just with the Sun especially because Southern California is always fucking sunny Except for today, but it's a matter of time that the car is the future. That's what it is It really is look I'm a giant fan of American muscle cars They're my all-time favorite cars in terms of like to drive to hear the rumble of the engine and that I love them I love them. Maybe I'm some Crazy old dude from the fucking 80s that still loves 1960s muscle cars. Maybe I don't care I love them, but that fucking cars the future that Tesla's the future like when you drive it you realize Oh other cars are stupid. Is there that that's that new room new crazy rocket? They just say shooting rockets out in his backyard. Is that his house? Is there anything that you don't like on there that or something that kind of bugs you that you wish was like? I don't you know I don't like how there's no door handles, you know, no no no nothing You just got to figure it out Just takes a little while to figure out what all yeah different buttons do and how to how to get things to happen But it's really well thought out. It's a look he's a legit genius You know and what he's doing is unprecedented And you know this is gonna sound like I'm kissing his ass cuz I like him cuz he did the podcast and then I became friends With him, but no what he's important The guy's got ideas that are of a Magnitude that dummies like you and me are never gonna come up with any of those ideas ever if we lived a thousand lives We would never figure out SpaceX It's just not on our wheelhouse. We would never make a fucking electric car We never make one of those things never make that Tesla Roadster That's gonna come out that goes zero to sixty and one point nine seconds and looks like like a spaceship Like a like a race car spaceship from the future. We're not doing that dude We need people like that those guys are super important this guy is a He's like a culture changer like a legit culture changer. He got him to smoke weed Jesus. He wanted to He's a bad blocker busted. Huh? I'm looking for the new Toyota super man I don't know that we both had super guy dude the new one looks dope so this is the SpaceX rocket rocket Yeah, so space. What does it say at the top? It says built a stainless steel rocket ship in Texas that looks like liquid silver and might launch in February Didn't it what year what day is this article? January 11th a couple weeks. Yeah, okay it fell over. Yeah, I know that they've been doing stuff more with it But I just how cool it looks it looks like but I mean it fell it fell on the ground Yeah, yeah, yeah got blown over in the wind It looks like a drawing for a rocket from the 1900s But it looks just like a dude it looks like a fucking movie like That's a book Rogers rocket you're right it looks dope though Dude that driving that car really feels like like the future and did you get the best model or is what that one? Of course you did but uh yeah, I got the model s p 100 D's what it's called I just paid off my car. I might just sell and Get one of those Have to have a place to park it that has a little charge port. Yeah, I mean I have it in a power outlet They could probably convert it. Yeah. Yeah, there's a couple superchargers and Burbank. Yeah, there's one across the street But it's always taken. I don't know what though you know It's weird man passing by gas stations and going I'm never gonna use you with this Yeah, I'm never pulling in there unless I'm on a soda look at that thing. That's why Zero to sixty and one point nine seconds, and I'm telling you man. That's not an unrealistic number 620 miles yes wait when's this come out a couple years? It's gonna be a while I'm gonna get one 100% up by your old one this is such a dope car man. It doesn't even makes it why does it not have a side mirror? It's got no side mirrors as cameras fuck the rendering of it probably I tell you goddamn side Mary sons of eyes. I love my camera cameras on my car I don't even use my side mirrors. It's so much better having that look at that thing How much is that? 620 mile. I don't know probably stupid expensive look how pretty it is. It's too pretty to be cheap Go fucking sick that thing looks look at it I mean it's like the ultimate sports car like that looks like a that easily could be a new 911 Like from that angle particularly and then the roof comes off. It looks like gamers seats look at those gamer seats right there Oh, not only that but well That's what racing seats like but that's why they were racing seats first and then became gamers right, but the steering wheels wonky Steering wheels like like a f1 like a formula one car see it. Oh, it's like square. Yeah. Yeah It's like you grab it by the handles Maybe they want to make sure that you don't do this kind of shit Like you this is so fast you probably need to hold on to it in a different way Dude, I'm telling you that the car that I that I got beautiful. I've never experienced anything like that before You don't think it's real. You don't think a car can do that doesn't make any sense. What 245 thousand dollars Damn shop that chat. Oh my gosh. That's five. Well plus the five thousand. Oh Two thousand two fifty. Yeah. Yeah, it's probably gonna sell out in five seconds to pay it Every every dickhead in Hollywood will have one. Look at me. I'm environmentally conscious, but still sex it Look at my beads. I got my open shirt to do do do do do do