Joe Rogan Tells Insane Story About Weed-Dealing Mail Man

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Brian Redban

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Brian Redban is a stand-up comic, producer, co-host of the podcast and live-streaming YouTube show "Kill Tony," founder of the Deathsquad podcast network, and a co-owner of the Sunset Strip Comedy Club in Austin. www.deathsquad.tv

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Did you see that video that old man putting the ice on the ground and then pretending he fell? Oh, that's yeah allegedly brilliant allegedly There's no allegedly for that. It's amazing. It's amazing to watch because he didn't know there was a security camera there Try to collect. Yeah, there's a lot of people that do that man I've seen videos of people doing that at the mall They like throw a drink down and then slide down the drink we had a guy do it once at a movie theater I worked at and we had it on video also and we just showed him the video and then he left and never heard anything About it, but he was bitching up a storm. He was hurt. What's this guy? This guy's hilarious So he's walking he looks around chuck some ice in the ground a little bit of ice there. No big deal I'm just gonna go over here. La dee da dee da. Okay. I love this. Oh watch this. He looks around make sure no one's looking Oh Even felt like a bitch my bad. It's like holding his drink. It's the most ridiculous Look at that silly man. This silly silly man The Thing about those guys is like anybody that does that kind of shit I think the cops all they have to do is go sure what's your social security number? And they look up all the shit that he's also done. Yeah, like you don't daddy just a little bit of a scam That's a guy who's been scam in it's like like in Russia and stuff or other countries where everyone's doing the insurance scams And so to the point where everybody has to have dash cams on their car now Yeah, there's a lot of that you just triggered a story I heard over the weekend There's a not it's I think this is a story happening in Houston where the cops Broke into a house where they had heard that there was there. They think they had a warrant Report was that neighbors had called in black tar heroin sales or something like that at this house So they broke in without knocking. It was like a no knock warrant The guys like 57 in the house. Here's someone break into his house gets a shotgun Shoots one of the cops They kill him. His wife was like what the fuck's going on She goes to try to grab the other cops gun that had just fallen She gets shot. Oh, so people are dead and they didn't find any heroin. Oh There's like some weed in there or something like that Oh and so people are like they didn't have a history of doing much from what I That's why I thought of it because they look back to these guys Did they have an arrest history or anything and there wasn't anything that they'd found at least what I read about it Do you remember the one where there was a mayor outside of Washington DC and he? They were using his house as an address and it was something with the mail delivery guy was running weed and so the mail delivery guy would come by and The package was addressed to him But he would just keep the package because he knew like that this was this guy's house It was on his route and that way, you know as the package came in the mail would be his to deliver But instead of delivering it he would hold on to it. So they break into the mayor's house No, you know the whole sold it shoot his fucking dogs Shoot his dog and he had like one of my dogs like Marshall So like a super duper sweet dog either yellow lab, which is real similar I think was he all I might have been a golden retriever either way They fucking shot at least one of his dogs have they not know it was the mayor's house You think that would be like a like on a list? They didn't Google shit or maybe they did maybe they thought fucking the mayor's a drug dealer Yeah, maybe they really thought that but that kind of shit is dark man. We just go shoot a golden retriever Come on You're not a pussy and I know you're going in there because you think this is a real drug running operation because the cops just Got bad information, right? But you're not a pussy. You don't have to shoot a fucking Labrador stop You think that things gonna bite you? Well when it does shoot it then it's not gonna buy you the fuck out of here That's a weird power trip shit thing you shoot all dogs. No, look if a guy's got a wolf and it's off the chain It's running at you. Yeah, shoot it, right? But you're breaking into some guy's house and then you shoot his fucking dog What if you're wrong? Like you are a lot you cool with shooting someone's fucking dog in front of their kids That's what happened to the the mayor of this town the fucking mayor I bet the guy's the mail carrier just thought it was cute to use the mayor's address Get all the weed delivered. Maybe he didn't maybe he voted for his opponent