Joe Rogan - What's the Deal with Fake Butts?

And it was used in the bodybuilding industry for a long time because when you inject it It gives you like this amazing tan and they call it Milano tan it stimulates your melanin Is that that lady that was on that fucking show that was turning black? She believed that she was yeah Then the wrong skin so she was shooting something into her body and she got black like Congo black Well, I tried it out. I tried it out for about a week. You try to get black No, I didn't try to get black. What if it's just wanted to see what happened to the tan I started to get some freckles But the side effect of this is you get massive boners that last a really annoyingly long time So you're like like you can't know what people will use this is like almost like like an ed Yeah, the drug right but it and I don't even know the mechanism of action like I don't know how it's even working Well, it's giving you a black so basically you get it. Yeah, you get a tan and boners Yeah, I don't know that's not how you would administer Milano tan What is she's doing some kind of like a volume? What is that thing that she's doing with a syringe? What the that looks like a caulking gun? Like what is she doing picture? I don't know. Yeah, that bit isn't that the type of thing like the Kardashians are doing to their ass cheeks Like like the fillers. I don't know what they're doing to their ass cheeks. They're doing something that seems like well It's very popular with the young people these days They're taking fat out of certain parts of their body and putting it in their ass, right? It's not I don't let's we should find out that's interesting getting diaper But just Google how are women today? How are Instagram models getting diaper butt? I'm curious because that's what it is It's what you're using their own. So they're taking their fat from somewhere else in their body. Yes, I know that some people do that We should do that for our caps that way we could start an Instagram calf channel No, I don't want fat calves. Will they jiggle when you walk like a girl's butt? Well, he's pulling that up What kind of coffee is this? This is black rifle coffee. It's good. Yeah, it's good stuff. Yeah, I Figured out something Thank you by the way for hooking me up with Traeger. Oh, it's great. Right? I was Traeger timber lines Those are the shit I've been making a coffee rub for the staff. You're not a coffee rub before. Yes I have Traeger has their own coffee rub. Well, they they have their own I love you Traeger, but they I sometimes never know what I was in some of these spices and rubs, you know They'll add sometime, you know, maltodextrin sugar and stuff. Yeah, there's some sugar in there So I find a good fine grind coffee and I mix that with black cone of salt cayenne pepper and paprika And you can just make that rub as thick as you want Put that on the ribeye and I've almost switched completely from doing my my stovetop sear followed by the quick broil on either side to doing like a one and a half to two hours smoking the Traeger Mm-hmm that coffee rub on and then just finishing it on the grill with the Traeger. Yeah, I did a What would you call it a Prime rib, you know, like so it's that it's basically ribeye roast Yeah, and I did one on the Traeger and I cooked it for like four hours at 220 degrees. Holy shit You smoked it. Yeah for hours. Yes. Yes, and it had I use the traders Rub. Yes, try to smoke at that temperature. Yeah, there's a super smoke setting at 225 and below Okay, press the super smoke button and it constantly infuses this pump of smoke like like it's like I've never tried super smoke at that high of a temperature. Oh good lord. It's delicious Dude and the but the Traeger prime rib rub I know it has sugar in it It's tastes too delicious to not but holy shit when it's in there for three and a half four hours and it has that crust on it There's some word some about that long smoke. Have you tried a beer can chicken? Yeah, that thing at all Beer can chicken so I've tried a bunch of different rubs on that but it's just coarse on black pepper works fine for the beer Can chicken you empty about half of the beer can out you open up the beer can but then you poke a couple extra holes And the top so you more of the steam so the inside of the chicken gets even more moist but then when I figured out is if you use like a little little scalpel or exacto knife and you cut open the skin of the Chicken around the outside a little bit and you stuff that with pads of butter And then you do your smoke with the pads of butter inside the chicken that the skin gets crispy I'm super crispy and so you just it's like I think it's like an hour an hour and a half You cook that one and you can't you can't smoke that one very successfully like you want to run the grill with the smoke on But you can't super smoke it and then seem to work so well, but that beer can chicken that's freaking amazing Yeah, whoever figured that out whatever drunk figured that out as a goddamn genius I know what I'm gonna do it works But I've wondered before if there are other things that will work even better than beer What do you got Jamie? It says in most cases what I'm finding is either Brazilian butt lift or just like a fat graft or fat Injection. Mm-hmm But there have been cases where I'm seeing that they had to get an injection taken out within weeks because it was causing a problem So like I don't know if that was just fat Well, you got the fat put in then you have to get it take it back out Yeah, cuz they were gonna they were dying be a bummer great and then you have this fucking war zone of an app Yeah, most of it is like Leave some marks a Syrian few pox airstrip. Yeah. Yeah, no more no more G string 32 people died supposedly in 2017 from wonderful. Yeah. Yeah, that's like the same amount of people that died from coconuts fall on their head That's a fucking ridiculous way to die, you know, and here's the thing The what they're doing is not aesthetically pleasing because it violates your sensibilities because you look at the ass and you look at the legs And you go what's wrong here? How did you get that ass with those legs? They don't go together like if you look at like a crossfitters legs like one of them Powerful gals with a big butt, but they also especially with those knee-high neon compression socks It looks right it fits like if the ass if it's the thigh it's not entirely Disproportional. Yes when the ass pumps out and then it goes these little toothpick legs. You're like that's gross That's weird, you know Like it's possible that's a real ass in the advent of Instagram We may be evolving as a species to find these type of things more attractive though Because that's a whole idea with social media is you get a dopamine hit Every time you click on the little blue notification button or you look at a new photo So maybe we're just gonna eventually develop a real appreciation for that type of symmetry No, we'll redefine our idea know what true human symmetry is Incorrect. It doesn't look as good. It just doesn't look as good. It's a it's a cheap fix Yeah squats. Yeah, get your ass to the gym girls do some dead lifts run up hill