Joe Rogan Watches Video of a Bison Charging a 9 Year Old Girl

Don't get close to the bison at Yellowstone. Don't try to get a selfie with the bison. Did you see that video? No, was it awful? Nine year old kid, the whole fucking family. They apparently got within five yards of this fucking bison. No they... Oh come on man. And then the bison charge of the nine year old kid went flying through the air. The thing about the nine year old kid landing though, it seems like she landed on her feet. So I'm hoping she's okay. I haven't read anything to the contrary. So in my mind, she brushed it off and she's like, Oh, I can't believe I flipped like that. Well, I mean, it's like a, you know, if she survived, maybe a broken bone would be a good reminder. Yeah, sprained ankle. I want the kid to have a sprained ankle. Yes, but I don't even want the kid. I want the fucking parent to get one of those weird diseases where like when a twin falls down, you hurt. Bison disease. No, okay. It's like the mom got it. Here it is. We'll watch her show you this bison just to leave the newscaster. Boom. See how she lands on her feet though? I'm pretty sure she's okay. Watch this. Whoop bang. I think she's all right. Think she's all right. The thing is did it trample her after these fucking assholes. This is the problem with zoos people and this city life that we live where people do not know what the fuck a wild animal really is. Yeah, you're not supposed to go anywhere near those things. We're going to find out. They have instincts to stop predation and their instinct is to charge head forth with this fucking 200. The dude with a red shirt on too like didn't you watch? Asshole. You should have juked him. Should have stepped in for the little kid you piece of shit. Over here you fuck. I mean, it's a 2000 pound gigantic animal that has to fight off wolves and mountain lions and bears and you're going to have your kid five yards away from it. I've had a lot of friends, musician friends that go, yeah, I want to come out man. I want to work harvest. You really don't. No, you don't want to work. You really don't want to do this. I mean, I want you to and I can make it a pleasant experience for you. I absolutely can. I can make it go fairly seamless, but you're going to learn some things you didn't know about yourself. Fact.