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Maynard James Keenan is a musician, winemaker, and martial artist best known as the vocalist for the rock bands Tool, Puscifer, and A Perfect Circle. Look for the new Puscifer concert films "Parole Violator" and "V is for Versatile" on October 28. http://www.puscifer.com/
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Gotta get off the CBD oil, man. It's man, it's rotting your brain, man. You can't be too relaxed. Right. Yeah. That's CBD fucking... It saves vacations for me. I don't stress out. Like, it's... I think it's one of the best things I've ever tried for anxiety. It's weird. And I didn't even know I had anxiety until I started taking CBD. I take... These little jammies. These are... This is a... This will fuck you up, though. This is one and one. This is one part CBD. Don't put this in your butt. Yeah, do not put this in your butt. You can put it in your butt, but you will get nervous. You're gonna get paranoid. But it's a weird... Like, the CBD THC high is a different high. Because CBD does something to alleviate anxiety. It sort of just makes you comfortable with your own demise. It lets you... You do... The existential angst is... The flames don't seem so hot. So, you're like, yeah, we're all gonna die. Yeah, but right now we're not dead. Cool. Look at the colors. I feel the warmth of the sun. But this is not functional. Like, you don't wanna... I don't do this if I have anything. Super important to do. But just CBD oil. I just find it puts you in a great place. Okay. Like, it's... But internal, not topical. Internal. Yeah, topical is really good for muscle aches. Okay. It's really good. Really, probably the best thing I've ever found for, like, alleviating soreness and stiffness and stuff like that. Because I found... I was in Europe all of a sudden discovered that they actually had ibuprofen, like, cream to put on. Ibuprofen's terrible for you. Right. Really, really bad for you. And what I found out was that if you let your pets lick it, they get liver failure and die. Whoa. So don't... Did you accidentally do that? No, I had a person who works with the Humane Society. I mentioned, you know, mentioned that I found this stuff like just in desperation in Europe, like, had some sore muscles. And she's like, don't let your pets lick that because they were trying to figure out why these kittens were dying. Oh, God. My friend Cameron Haynes is a runner. And he runs marathons and he runs ultra marathons. He runs these 240 mile Moab fucking ridiculous runs that last three days. And he was having, like, all this joint pain. So he was taking ibuprofen every day. He was taking 800 milligrams, not just once, but sometimes twice a day. And he was just constant aches and pains. So Dr. Ron De Patrick had been on the podcast. She was talking about the dangers of ibuprofen and about what it does to your gut biome and how much it fucks you up and actually creates inflammation. And it actually can cause stress or it can cause strokes rather and all sorts of horrible, horrible things. So I call him up and I said, hey, man, that stuff's fine to take every now and then for a headache, but you can't take that shit every day. You just can't do it. And you're fucking your body up. Just get off of it. And I sent him the recording. He listened to it. He's like, Jesus Christ, I don't have a stroke. So he gets off of it. All his pain goes away. It turned out his pain was being caused not just by the running, but by the fact that he was creating inflammation by destroying his gut biome by taking 800 milligrams of ibuprofen two times a day. So the idea of like fixing himself was fucking him up. It's crazy. That's chasing that, you know? Yeah. So fuck ibuprofen. Okay. Well, I take it every now and then, but you can't take it every day. So you're a liar. No, I mean, just saying don't take it every day. But if I had like a bad headache, I'll take some Tylenol or some shit. It's not Tylenol, right? Advil. Advil. Yeah. I mean, it's just not something you're supposed to take all the time. So I did for a minute and I realized it was doing what you said. Yeah. So I was more icky than I should be. And then like, you know, bad night out. You didn't drink enough water. Right. Okay. Boom, boom, boom, boom, hit a couple. Yeah. And then you're fine. You can still do that. But CBD does that too. It's better, better for you than all that stuff. There seems to be no side effects. Okay. The side effects is people think you're a hippie. That's the only side effect. Right.