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Brian Moses is a comedian, writer, creator, producer and host of Roast Battle.
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It's called The Man Who Shot Hitler and Then Bigfoot. And I saw it recently. It's a Sam Elliott movie. It's a... Whoa, okay. It actually... Wow. It is an interesting movie. And you can't get H.I.V. It was good. I enjoyed it. I watched it on a flight. And I downloaded it because I was like, what is this? What is The Man Who Shot Hitler and Then Bigfoot? But I'm a big Sam Elliott fan and it got good reviews. I love the mustache. So I said, okay, I'll give it a shot. It's really interesting. Okay. I mean, they're not hiding it. He shot Bigfoot and then Hitler. The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then Bigfoot. When did this come out? I don't know. And he can't get H.I.V.s. I don't can tell. The thing was that he had a very specific gene. They brought him back to service because after he'd killed Hitler, he's an older man. But he had a very specific gene that made him immune to this disease that Bigfoot had and that Bigfoot was sick and that his virus was killing all the wildlife that was anywhere near him. And there was a dead zone around Bigfoot and they were tracking him and they had to have someone go in there and kill Bigfoot. So they bring in Sam Elliott when he's like 70 years old. Spoiler alert to go in and kill Bigfoot. It's fucking cool. I enjoyed it, man. I mean, it's not it's not, you know, 2001 A Space Odyssey, but it's a fucking cool movie. It's definitely a B movie. I mean, damn. I didn't know. Is that Bigfoot? Where? This little shadow thing? No, they see him pretty up close. I mean, maybe they don't show it in the preview, but it's pretty up close. It's gnarly. Is it? I don't want to say too much. Yeah, don't completely spoil much, but he does kill Hitler. Yeah. Well, killed Hitler and then and then Bigfoot. It says it in the title. People really want to kill Hitler. That's like a thing that movies are doing. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I was watching a video of Hitler tweaking. Hitler's on speed. You know, he did a lot of speed. Yeah. He's at the 1936 Olympics and he's sitting in the old man's like this like, I was like an actual like footage. Yeah, actual footage. Apparently somebody had taken it and sped it up and made it unrealistic just to show like make it look like he's really, really, really tweaking. And then it was hard to find for some people to find the actual speed footage. But this is our guy. This is the actual speed footage, they believe. So he's just rocking back and forth, tweaking. Wow. He does have crack hit energy. That's amazing. 100% tweaking. So, I mean, there's no way you rock like that for not tweaking. He's like 52. Where's his left hand? What is happening there? He's touching the glove. His left hand's got a glove and he's rubbing a gun on his dick. Go back to that. Let me see that again. Replay, please. Look at this. How weird is that, man? How weird is it to see that guy? Go full screen. So he jerks off with his gun. Look at that. He master breaks in a way. He's literally just joking about a gun. I don't think it's really a gun. But he's definitely got his hand on his dick. He's like a guy who's freaking out. It might as well be a meth head, right? And how do they let this guy... Look at him. He's got something he's touching his dick with. See it? Yeah, exactly. You said gun on that. It looks like one. His hand's curled over. It does look like he's got something in his hand. Dude, he's rubbing something on his pecker. Do you have a cane? Yeah. Oh, he's rubbing his cane on his dick. Maybe he's holding like a cane. Yeah. Maybe? Is that it? I don't know how to say that. But look, go towards the end of it and we'll pause when you can see the hand right next to his dick. So weird. It is moving. Now watch. Watch when you see his hand. Get that bar out of the bottom. There it is. Over the pants hand job that he's giving himself? He's got something in his hand. And that something in his hand is in between his legs. You said cane. I mean, you might be right. I'm a Google. I'm a Google. You said, I mean, you were joking about the gun, but I mean, could be. Could be a cane. Could be a Ruger. It might be a gun. I feel it's more like cane now that I'm looking at it.