Would Joe Rogan Rather Be Raped or Murdered?

Because I don't think we, you know, when you see a woman, you try to understand like, what is, what's the world through her eyes? Right. You know, you're never gonna feel the way she feels. I'm never gonna look at somebody else and be like, oh, they can kill me right now all the time. You know what I mean? That too, yeah, that too. That's a huge part. But I mean, even just interfacing with the world through a different type of human body, a female human body versus a male human body in terms of like estrogen and the testosterone ratio and how your maternal instincts and oxytocin and all these different variables, heightened sensitivity, you know, in certain situations. They have like superpowers actually, you described it that way. They're making humans. Yeah. They're making humans in their body and they have to like make sure that everyone's safe around them because every now and then men will murder them. Right. Yeah, or yeah. Or rape them. Exactly. Jesus. Crazy. Sorry, ladies. Sorry. Yeah. But you really think about it. It's like, what a mad relationship. Yeah. It's mad. The relationship between males and females? Yeah. It's mad. That's why I always laugh at dudes who get, you know, when guys get jacked for their divorce money, it's like, come on, you're gonna be all right. Yeah. You got all the terrible things that could go wrong. Right. That's just, you just get jacked for some money. I like that perspective actually. I kind of put it on perspective. You're just like, yeah, that's- Nobody raped you and killed you. Nobody raped you and killed you. Jesus. You get, look, people get into bad relationships. Yeah. I mean, I'm not happy that someone ever gets into a bad relationship. But if you get into a bad relationship and she's just a gold digger and it's one, like, oh, God. Yeah. Like, I've had so many friends that have been like, yeah, my fucking ex-wife, she wants more money. I gotta go to court. Like, wow. Yeah. But you can't get raped or murdered, player. But it's like, you fucked up. You shouldn't have married her, buddy. She didn't know. She didn't know and she was crazy. Would you rather get raped or murdered? Raped. Really? Yeah. For sure. You sure? I don't want either one. Obviously. But if a guy rapes me and I'm so alive, then I get to murder him. Oh, shit. You gotta think about that one. So you can get to a murder. Yeah, you don't just gotta unwind. I'd rather die. No, I don't get murdered. I just get raped. Okay. I'll wait. But there's like, isn't there trauma with that though, you know? Yeah, there'll be trauma. I can enjoy it. Yeah. It's gonna be terrible. Yeah. But it's better than being dead. Okay. I'm not saying it's good. No, but not... It's not. But for me, as a man, as a human, I would rather be raped than murdered. Okay. For sure. Then you go John Wick after that. A hundred percent. Yeah. Just so everybody fucking knows. A hundred percent. Don't rape me or I'll murder you. Yeah. I'll have a new goal in life. But you gotta say goodbye to everybody before you do it. Oh, because you're done after that. You're not gonna stay alive. Yeah, it's not John Wick. John Wick just drives home. Yeah. They arrest you. If a dude fucked you and then you kill him and they go to you immediately. I go, hey, did you kill that guy who fucked you? I mean, by the way, like me? Yeah. No. What happened? I mean, what does the cops say? It's just like, dude, he raped me though. You're just like, uh, yeah. Well, you can't just murder a guy because he raped you. OJ says there are rules. So you can't be, can't. I'm just saying that I'm just to the world. Hey, can't murder people. Hey, Twitter. I wonder if like he would sue you, right? Because like there's people that if you made a shirt, like if you made say if you made a Conor McGregor shirt and you had some quotes on it, you were selling it. He could like maybe sue you. If you keep his face off of it. Or he come to your house with like a bunch of dudes and like take all his stuff back or something. But if you have a picture of OJ's face, like lean into that selfie camera, it just says, here you Twitter world. Yeah. I mean, come on. It's the Twitterverse, by the way. Twitterverse. Because you keep saying it. No, no, no. It's OJ's world. It's Twitter world. He could do whatever the fuck he wants. He did. That shirt would be giant. It's probably being made right now. There's nerds that are listening to us right now that are going. They're just going to hit pause right now. Yeah. And make. Twitterverse. Yeah. You just made OJ some merch. Hey Twitter world. OJ's got money. No, he's not going to get that money. The money all is going to go to abused women. Good. And waiters. Waiters have been murdered by boyfriends. God damn. With a knife too. Personal. They never found that knife. They never found that knife. Yeah. Who had that knife? I mean damn OJ. Damn OJ.