Joe Rogan Tells Funny Joey Diaz/Church of What's Happening Now Story

Hello freak bitches. Yeah, I didn't think of it at all that way. I thought of the podcast is just fun. Yeah. Just something to do for a goof and I did it for years, like, irregularly before I ever wound up committing to it. But like every few weeks and then I caught one around. Yeah, like doing it in the green room. We would do it in the green room. Joey Diaz would always get mad. Shut that fucking thing off. You guys are always fucking online. You're fucking around online. Shut it off, Joe Rogan. He would get mad. I'd be like, people like it. You wasting your fucking time on the internet? Yeah, I was relentless. That's like the biggest part of his life. I know. His podcast is gigantic for him. Yeah. I just did it the other night. He was so high. He fucking gave me the... I forgot where his studio was, so I said, send me the address again. Since we had address. I fucking pull up on this dark road and I go to... I go, oh, he must have fucking switched his studio or something because this isn't the old one. So I go, oh, what the fuck? It's a house. I guess he's doing it in the back of his house. I fucking ring the doorbell. It's his house. He was so high he gave me his fucking home address instead of the studio. I'm texting him. I'm out in front. Darn it. I don't see you out front. I'm looking. The fucking street's up to Greg Fitzsimmons. I walk in and he's chewing down those... What are they? Black Star or something? Oh, God. He's got a bong going. He's had mushrooms. Lee Siat is sitting there. His eyes are shut. Lee... His eyes are shut. I don't know how he sees the equipment. Lee can't handle it. I don't know how he does it. Lee can't handle it. You can look in his eyes sometimes. Like, I've been on this show before and when someone says something, I always feel like we're having a conversation. Someone says something. I go, what do you mean by that? But if Lee said something, I go, what does that mean? And he was like... It seemed like it's way too high to have this conversation. He was talking about how... He was like, it seems like audio is the thing of the future. I go, what? What do you mean? And he goes, well, it just seems like people are always on their phones while they're on TV or they're watching a movie. They're talking on their phone or they're looking through their phone and they're listening to things while they're doing other things. I go, what? You're listening to things while you're watching TV. Who the fuck was playing with their phone while they're watching TV? And he's like... He's just in a fucking paranoia wash over him like a tidal wave. I'm like, I gotta leave this poor guy alone. Well, because it's too high. Joey makes him do everything he does. Not only does Joey do that, Joey swaps edibles on him. Like, Lee, try this. It's only 50 milligrams. And it'll take a 500 milligram pot and it'll put it in the wrapper of a 50 and twist it back up. It's mild, it's mild. I have four of them. And so he gives them enough to make you reconsider your existence in the universe. While he's running the sound board. And he doesn't fuck up. He's a good engineer. He's very good. Yeah. I don't know if it's healthy to be around Joey all the time like that. Like, it can be really dangerous. Well, also, Joey's so good to him. You know, they just have like a very, very unique relationship, man. I mean, that's a goddamn show. That relationship right there. Because Joey's like a father figure to him kind of. Yeah, in some insane way. Yeah. Joey's a sweetheart. As long as you're on his side. But the worst place in the world is a guy who's against Joey. Right. Like, Joey is what the worst. I've seen like, God, Joey have feuds with people. It is a horrible thing to watch. Yeah. You know, like, because he's so passionate about his friendship with people. That when someone turns on him, like he's the as loving and as friendly and as warm as he is. Like, you know how he is. Like, when he sees you, it's all hugs. And, you know, he calls you up. He calls you. Greg Vetsimons. What's going on? Yeah, that's it. He's making him suck your dick. I know what you're doing, dog. He loves you. Yeah. I love Joey. Like, I mean, he's my family. Yeah. 100%. But if you turn on him, man, it's a fucking horror. I've seen him go after people. It's scary. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. He's so like, it's he's Cuban. Yeah. You know, and, you know, he came up, you know, really fucked up situation. Growing up, he found his mom dead when he was 13. He was on acid. Yeah. I mean, it's like he was raised by his friend's family. And he was sucking a tit that night too. Was he? Yeah. He was sucking some girl's tit on acid. Oh, wow. And he found his mom dead. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah. Boy, there's symbolism in that, huh? Remember when sucking a tit was like, this is as good as it gets. I don't need anything better than this. It's still, it's still my wife. Thank God. I could not have married a woman that didn't have nice tits. Oh, there's a lot of women out there with little tits that are angry at you right now. Sorry, you're not real women. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But I couldn't have married one. I respect you and I'll hang out with you. I'll let you into my shows. But I'm not gonna marry you. I'll let you into my shows. Okay.