Joe Rogan Rants About Emotional Support Dogs

Hello freak bitches. And this thing is the same way. If you got some food on the counter and it's four feet off the ground, that fucking thing, you leave the room for one second, that food is gone. Yeah, they're just feral. Yeah. What's funny, my puppy was like that when he was little. It's like I was, I mean, that's how puppies are. But I forgot, because I haven't had a puppy in a while. And I was eating, and I put some food on his plate, and he saw it, and he was like, oh, I want some of that. He jumped up, put his feet on the table, leaned in and tried to bite it, and got a piece of meat in his mouth. And I was like, hey, fucker. And I'm like, oh, I got to teach him this. Yeah. Because they don't know. They feel like, well, the food's right there. Time to get the food. There's the food. I see it. There it is. It's right there. Yeah, our neighbors were having people over there, were having a party, and I was over there, and they had a husky, a fucking badass Alaskan husky. And this thing was beyond puppy. It was big. And they had meatballs, Swedish meatballs, like four platters of them, right out of the oven, still fucking hot. And they left the room, and they came back, and they were gone. He ate all of them? All the Swedish meatballs. Hot. He didn't give a fuck. Yeah, he's like, here's my chance. Have a full belly, or have a, you know, or burn your tongue and have a full belly or not. No food. And this is an Irish party. This wasn't like, there's Swedish meatballs, and there's sausage. No. Irish is one fucking thing, and now it's gone. The Swedish meatballs are gone. The dog ate all the food. Yeah. It's a weird relationship that humans have with dogs. Because, you know, a lot of people have dogs to sleep in their beds. They come with you places. They hop in the car. And then there's the assholes that have those emotional support dogs. Yeah, what is the jury out on that, still? It's a fucking ridiculous part of modern 21st century life that we allow that stupid shit. I was in a fucking restaurant, like a really nice restaurant. This lady came in, and she's a lady from Real Housewives. She was one of those, what's, no, not the show, Desperate Housewives. She's a famous actress. I don't want to say her name. Very pretty lady. Oh, yeah. She hit the skids, though. But anyway, she brings in this fucking dog. And people are looking at her like, what? It's a dog, like a golden lab, like a big dog. And she brings this dog in, and she's sitting there eating. And there's dogs on the floor where you might drop a fry or your fork and pick it up and wipe it off. And there's dogs' assholes just rubbing on the ground right there. I mean, basically, you have this animal's dick is rubbing on the ground and rubbing on things and dirt on its feet. It's probably stepping in shit. And people have allergies to dogs. 100%. They're at night. 100%. Yeah. And somehow or another, they can get a note from their doctor that says they're too fucking weak to exist without this dog with them 24 hours a day. It's an emotional support dog. There's a lot of comics that have them. Yeah, but it's like a loophole. Natasha has one, but she openly admits it's a loophole. So she can bring the dog everywhere. She got a doctor's note. Yeah. It says she's soft. Yeah. I think what's her name has to be Eliza's. Does she have it set up? Yeah. I'm sure that thing doesn't leave her side. Yeah. She'll make you watch it though when she goes on stage. Here hold this, Greg. You're like, what? Yeah. I know. And then people finger it. I love, I don't know. A lot of people do. I swear here. I heard the dog waits for her to go out and then just takes its ass in the air and just run an action. It presents. Yeah, it presents. She's going to hear this to be so bad. We're kidding Eliza. We're kidding. Don't call her Eliza either. She's getting mad at that too.