Joe Rogan Tells Bobby Lee Stories

This late I'm gonna I'm gonna shit on Bobby Lee real quick even though we've always do I love him But and it's not even shitting on him. I admired When we were on when we were on mad TV together Eric Price and I were both on there we got hired the last season and then they canceled it make of that what you will but uh, When we worked with Bobby when he didn't have his dick and balls out eating a salad He would watch playback and would just watch himself and be like ha ha ha To the point where Keegan Michael came me and Eric would just point pointed him and go like me Me it's me. He would literally laugh at his own shit and I admired that about him. I'm just like I could never it's a Mental delusion. He's got something wrong with his brain. He he needs to put out a special I've been telling him forever. Oh, yeah, dude You are one of the best stand-up comedians alive and you don't have a special and he he still goes to clubs Like can I just do 20 minutes? No one's like fuck. No what we're paying you you do an hour Yeah, he asked if he could do 20 minutes. He'll do over an hour, but he's always he's just so down on himself He's like, I don't think I got it. Can I just do like 20? Can you let this guy do 45 really says that when he goes to a club and last last I checked Yeah, cuz he's just so down on himself and then he'll get up and just crush. He's so funny I talked to him about it. I was like, why don't you do so? I'm going to I'm going to I'm like You're not going to know you've been telling me you're going to for years. I've known Bobby Lee for 20 plus years Yeah, he's never put out a comedy special. That's insane. Yeah, Bobby Lee almost got me killed at a strip club in San Diego First time I already believe it be continue we were in our 20s and And I met Bobby Lee down there at the La Jolla Comedy Store and then we went out after the show This is probably 90 late 90 somewhere and we went out Afterwards went out to the strip club and there was this Mexican gentleman with a tattoo on his face in the 90s Which is rare and he had long Straight black hair Wow and and he had a look in his eyes like he's killed people. Yeah, I'm a good I'm a good sniffing out danger My dad's real danger and Bobby was hitting on his girl was trying to get a lap dance from his girlfriend I did mean in Bobby's defense. It's at a strip club but this girl was apparently his girlfriend at his trip club and Bob and The guy stood up, you know, and he stood up and he said something to Bobby and Bobby comes over He's like fuck that guy. They looked at the guy. Look the Bobby I'm getting out of here right now And he's like either I go you come with me or you're gonna walk home. I'm like fuck you. Yeah I'm not getting killed for you No We all ran out into the car and I had a Toyota Supra at the time And I got in my car and Bobby's like that guy ain't gonna do shit Get in the fucking car Well, I'm like, dude, you don't understand danger. You're gonna get everyone killed. It's guys like you Yeah, but Bobby Lee's one of those guys that has no Spidey sense none none zero Uh, you know, I have very strong where it's tingling where I'm like, oh, I'm about to get jumped Yeah, I needed to just abandon my pride and run down the street. This one was a was a real one I was like, oh this guy's like a gangbanger. Like this guy's a look he had tattoo tears. He was legitimately scary-looking Yeah, even if he was bluffing What is this the video like what would happen this big guy right here He just he gets pissed off and he basically knocks everyone out here in the bar and like nothing Nobody can do anything about it. Oh god. He just starts one guy one guy's like, hey Oh stop this guy out knocks that guy out starts beating up a guy over here. He's just beating people up for no reason Yeah, someone must have pissed him off. He was dancing at the beginning of the video. Oh, no, he's not doing anything This guy can't even fight. Yeah, he's telegraphing every punch. I'm not even a fighter. Everybody's letting him punch him They're all drunk as shit. Oh, they're bumping into him. Oh, man I nudge here in the morning or something like that. Yeah, that's that's what could happen in that situation You have to send this to me cuz that looks like my friend Vince, April who's a comedian from the Midwest He's got that same kind of balding Same size. That's he's like punching little kids. Yeah, like a giant punching little kids Yeah one of my favorite videos of a bar is a girl and a guy the guy got in this girl's face and she grabs his Collar and headbutts him unconscious. She grabs and goes wham Wow drops. It's fucking hilarious Like that bitch must have grown up in a hard family just Cuz this guy's way bigger than her and it was a dangerous thing to try and she just grabs his collar and Fuck it slams her forehead right into his nose. I think you can you can get away with that if you're a lady You know what I mean? Cuz I can't cuz it's guy. Well, I'm not that it's excusable But do it but like you're giving bad advice. I'm not saying do it I'm saying I think this is it. Yeah, watch this The guy like put it get closer to us. Look at this BAM K-O'd go to sleep bitch. Holy. Hey, look at her just strolling away That girl's done that before and that guy's like Sheila you killed again Yeah, whatever get you help whatever who's gonna arrest me. You don't he's moving He's like we didn't give you bionic limbs to let you do this Yeah, she's got a plate plate car accident when she was six Yeah Your chest that guy had to be like what are you gonna really? Coming touch you. Yeah, never let people touch you know, even if it's a girl girl grabbing like very careful That's a red flag. Yeah, if someone does that you you feel tension. Yes feel like they're about to do something Yeah, yeah, if you're a dumb dude and you think you're invulnerable Yeah, and then wake up with a shattered nose get headbutted into oblivion That was insane the real scary thing is falling out Did the the thing about getting hit is that yeah fall and your head bounces? Uh-huh. That's the most dangerous thing Yeah, I mean I'm so tall. I would probably I would have permanent brain damage right all the falling Yeah, cuz you kind of just you're just a sack don't just a sack of jelly Maybe that's why Bobby so cocky cuz he's not falling very far. That's it He's woken up on the ground like he tucks and rolls He's like I was talking that guy and I must have bumped my head on something because I woke up in the alleyway But I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah. Yeah Have you ever done his podcast? No, I got to reach out. He's a good dude. I love I love hanging I hope he really does do a comedy special this year. I really do cuz he's so funny. I mean murders He's a no-brainer for Netflix. Yeah, no brainer right, you know diversity. There you go. Yeah, and he's a nut Yes, great stories. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He told me story once about uh, he was he was at mad TV They had a table read and he hadn't slept in a couple of days. He just got him back from Mexico He had a giant Bowie knife like tucked into his shirt and he was fucked up on pills and he was just sweating He bit up for days and he's at the table read Jesus and that was before he decided to clean his act up Yes, I was lucky enough to come across like well after those days And we they wrote they wrote a script to fuck with him They gave him the wrong script with like extra lines with a monologue that took up like the whole page so that he would have to remember It no No, he said to read it and everyone's like like Gently tell everybody like don't worry about that part where he thinks he's a bird and so Bobby's like I'm a bird I'm supposed to and like the writer was coaching him just like do the wackiest bird voice and he's like car car It's supposed to fly car and I'm a bird and he looks up and we're crying laughing and he sees someone script Fuck you got any through the script across the room and I remember taking pictures of yeah, just to They just did it. I like on his birthday or something to mess though It was like the best prank wasn't mad TV like the longest running sketch show ever outside of silent. It was yeah, that's crazy Uh-huh. Nobody watched it it 10 people watch that show it cost too much. I think what it was yeah, because they do a lot of like Song parodies and things like that and and It it just I mean, I wish it would have kept going it was one of course you were working Oh, yeah, but it was one of those things where it was like you'd hear it was still on you like Whoa, that shows still on. Oh, yeah, cuz I was on it with Brian Callen in 1994 yeah Brian Callen and Artie Lang like 94 95 95 that's crazy. It's a long fucking time ago. Yeah, and then all Those years later Mike what it's still on dude when I got the call to audition still on television this was 2008 that is for something crazy. Yeah 2009 it ended 1995 to 2009 that's insane. Yeah, we shot the last they canceled it I want to say January of 2009 and it was they canceled on my they told everyone my day on my day off Also his original network. It was on Fox and why does it say the CW to try to bring it back? Yeah, tried to bring it back. Yeah with like what Adam Ray was on it what and a couple people? I don't know but what is the CW is that real? Oh look there? I am set up like a drug dealers money laundering operation the CW network. What is that?