Joe Rogan Talks Antifa Taking Over 6 Blocks of Seattle w/Bill Burr

I don't know. I haven't been watching TV like the news. You just brought up three things. You see, it's going on Seattle with the fucking FCC, whatever he says. I don't know what it is. I don't even know what it is. What is TIFA? And TIFA. They call themselves anti-fascists. And they wear masks and carry sticks and helmets and shit. And intimidate people. Exactly. To stop fascism. They use fascism to stop fascism. And they blocked off, I think, six blocks of Seattle. And they declared it a police-free zone. This is occupied by the people of Seattle. And you can't use money in that police-free zone. Yeah, but y'all, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's not going to end well. It's not going to end well at all. The only thing that's going to keep it from ending badly is that Seattle is kind of a fucked up city. They tolerate a lot of homelessness. Seattle's got a lot of weird laws. It's a... I forget the way it's described. I think it's a mutual combat state. That's what it's described. So if you're in front of a cop, say if I'm a cop and you and Jamie decide to duke it out, you can just say, you want to fight, motherfucker? And you'll go, yeah, I want to fight. And the cops will let you fight because it's some Wild West mining shit from the fucking 1600s. Yeah, settle it like men. They still have it on the books. No lawsuits? I like it. You can duke it out in the middle of the street. It's very dangerous, though. People getting knocked out on the street is fucking terrifying because they fall and they hit their head and they go unconscious. And there's no ref to stop those last nine hammer fists. I think the cops are supposed to do that. The cops are supposed to act as a referee, too. But there's videos of guys getting into street fights in Seattle and cops just standing around watching. Yeah, it's real weird. In fact, I don't have a problem. If two people are willing to do it and they're they know the risks, you know, if you get hit, you're going to fall and crack your head on the back of the curb there. I mean, a lot of them are drunk, though. They don't know the risks. There was one of them. This is this kid. I think his last name is Fodor. I think Carlos Fodor. He's a MMA fighter and he would dress up like a superhero. What? See, see, you can find out what it. Do you remember his name? Anyway, he actually knew how to fight and he was dressed like a superhero. So he's kind of baiting people to fuck with him. And he's walking on the street and these guys fuck with them. And they hilarious. They decide to go at it. And then, you know, he's bouncing around like a real pro fighter and starts slamming leg kicks in on this guy. You see this guy's face like, oh, my God, what the fuck have I signed up for? He's just some drunk asshole and some dude dressed like a superhero. I don't have any sympathy for those people. I think he called himself Phoenix Jones. If I saw a guy walking around dressed like a superhero, I'd be like, that guy's out of his fucking mind and I would give him a wide berth. Hoping he was on his way to his place of solitude, whatever. Maybe he's on his way home to his ice house. He's on his way to the Batcave or some cosplay convention. But if I was younger, yeah, I might have, you know, if I was standing in a crowd, yeah, I probably would have done some punk shit like that. Couple of whiskeys in you. Oh, yeah. My fucking orange wig slapped off. Yeah, probably. So Seattle is run by a warlord. Some one fucking dude, apparently, according to my friend, who's a SEAL, was running this entire seven block or six block area of Seattle. They spray painted all the windows on this. Yeah, you know, OK. Talk to me in three days. It's been going on a lot longer than that. It'll be fun. You think so? Yes. What is going to happen? Do you think this warlord's what? Do you think he's going to have 10 blocks and then 11 and then he's going to take over all of Washington? I mean, he's going to run out of men. They have guns. OK. That's the problem. The problem is they're openly carrying rifles inside this six block. I know, but they need to eat. OK. And then no supplies are going to get in that seven blocks. They're just going to wait them out. Or they're going to come in with superior firepower. It's not going to end well, Joe. I don't think it's going to end well. I'm just I don't know how it's going to end. All right. Let's let's let's let's guess the scenario. OK. All right. How many bodies? What's the overall under four people die? How many are there? How many of them are there? Those thousands. I think thousands and you're only going with four. That's a good number. That's like a Vegas number. We're like, fuck, they must pick the perfect. Do I go over or I go under this? It's the price is right. I don't know how many fucking people are in there, but the photos that I saw, the place is packed, filled with people like like they're just getting out of a Chappelle show. Look at this. These are the people that took City Hall. Oh, they took City Hall. They own City Hall. Oh, now, now most of them are white. So I don't see the staying power of this. Wait, what did you just say? They opened the door for them. They gave them City Hall. So this is City Hall they're walking into right now. Yeah, this is. Yeah. Well, this is going to be funny now when they get in and they don't know what to do. Let me hear some volume on this, Jamie. I want to hear what the fuck they're doing. Oh, Jamie. Masada. Jamie's got to go. Yeah. The laugh actor in Long Beach got looted last night. Oh God. I can't imagine how many puppets they took. Is there puppets in the laugh actor in Long Beach? Giant creepy fucking mannequins. That place is, you know, I love that place. I love performing there. But some of the Jamie's decor. I love my favorite things to do in this business is shit on Jamie Masada. He knows I love him. Buddy. Bill Burr. Black Lives Matter, Buddy. Don't burn down my club.