Joe Rogan Strips Down for Sober October Weigh-In

Get on the scale bro. You did it. Get on the scale. Get on the scale. Ahhhh! Fucking no way. Let's go. Hey, I forgot to say this earlier. I remember doing a podcast with you. I did a podcast with you at the end of September, beginning of October, and you looked like a fucking junkie. Like on the streets. That's a podcast you go to. Two fat cows podcast? Yes. What's the name of our podcast? Two fat cows. It's regular cows but fatter. Two cows one barn? Two fat fucked. But at the end of October he looked transformed. He looked transformed. At the end of October. Yes! It was one month. One month. For everybody, he looked dramatically different. Blargh, what are you wearing right now? What are you wearing? I weighed the other day. It was 232. What do you weigh? Between 235 and 238. Get on the scale. For what? We're telling you the right numbers. Yeah. Tell us if those are the right numbers or not. Let me see something. Just weigh your foot. Just weigh your foot right now. Hold on, I'll tell you. This thing's fucked. Do you want to do a trust way? How about this? By the way, I added a fourth show for my special February 7th show. Ten o'clock show. I'm going to do plugs while he's gone. While he's gone quickly. Okay, New Orleans, Atlanta. Hawaii, Charlotte, Pittsburgh, and Portland, Maine. This is the rounding out the Jew tour. Where am I at the tickets? How about this? You ready for this? What if Tom and I weigh in together? Yeah. And weigh under 7000? How about this? If Tom and I weigh under 500 pounds. Yeah. You have to weigh under 500 pounds. 250 each. No, you're under way in the 500 pounds. We would definitely weigh under 500 pounds. We weigh under 500. Full clothes on? Not peeing? Mmm, that's what I'm talking about. Peeing is around 498? 498? No, you have to weigh into 450. Yeah, we weigh over 450. Over 450 together? Well yeah, that'd be 225 each. And you don't? We definitely weigh over that. Oh yeah. 475? Pretty poor water. 475 per 44. You weighing in? Yeah, he's weighing in. Joe, what do you think Tom and I weigh in together? Him on my back? 1000 pounds. I said 7000, but it might be 1000. How do you still have those tits? Jesus, Joe. You look like the dude from fucking Guardians of the Galaxy. Workout. Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Workout. You're where the underwear of a guy works out. Oh, you gotta get off first. Yeah, you gotta get off first. Make a zero tapping. Stupid idiot. You don't know why yourself. Look at your core. What is it? 205. And what did you say you normally weigh? Well I'd say I'm 205 right now because I've been eating a lot of carbs. Wow. 200% accurate. He has just been eaten. How come you don't have any chest tattoos? This is getting really gay. Hahahaha. Joe, you just get a tattoo right down the middle of your tits that says like, on it. Is this the best shape you've ever been in? No. He's bad. He's just been in carbs. No, no, no. I meant like as a grown up, this time period? No. 10 pounds overweight right now. So you think you were better shaped when you were younger? Oh, 100%. No, you should see the fucking Joe Rogan headshot on the Comedy Store wall. He's a 140 pound weakling. Hahahaha.