Joe Rogan - Stormy Daniels Arrest Was STUPID!

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Doug Stanhope

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Doug Stanhope is a stand-up comedian, author, and host of "The Doug Stanhope Podcast." http://www.dougstanhope.com/

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He could just go, I hooked up with this chick on Tinder. And like what's gonna happen? At what point are people gonna stop being completely befuddled that he said something stupid and... Stormy Daniels got arrested yesterday. Yeah, that's some bullshit. Sue's touching an undercover cop. Was it she was touching an undercover cop or she allowed the undercover cop to touch her? I believe that, but what I read from her attorney last night on Twitter is that this is the same show or whatever, a performance she's been doing all over the country. It's like it's what she does. Right. She was gonna do it. So it was almost a setup or something. Yeah, she wasn't blowing a guy in a fucking, you know, the champagne room or something. When you read the law, it said the law was that you can't touch someone in an adult establishment unless it's a family member. That's the fucking law. Whoa. So you walked over to Jamie and rubbed his back. You go to jail? Unless we're related, we haven't done a 23 and me. The employee who regularly appears nude or semi nude in a sexually oriented business is prohibited from touching patrons except for family members. Huh. So... Yeah, that's... The charges were already dismissed. Oh, there it goes. The charges were dismissed according to court documents. So it almost makes more news that she was arrested then. I wonder if it was like a rogue cop who's like a fucking Trump fan who's like, fuck this bitch. Absolutely. She's gonna fucking do it for Donald. Yeah. Yeah. It could have been... Absolutely. That's like, that's not a well thought, well oiled plan by the White House. That's a plan by one fucking Yahoo with a three different MAGA hats at home, you know, on the fucking shelf. Fucking thorn in his shoe. Yeah. This bitch, she thinks she's gonna take down POTUS. That's my favorite when they call him POTUS. You know, like they're like, if POTUS did this, like, come on. This is Trump. That's Trump. We gotta stop. Yeah, that's lead. That's one syllable. Not only that, it's like, this is what got us here in the first place. Daniels remove what? Okay, in probation, affidavit attained by CNN. Detectives who were at the Sirens Gentlemen's Club said they observed Daniels remove her top and force patrons face into her chest. Force. Yeah, well, she's a monster. Hey, I wasn't here for this. Yeah, it's not like she did that to a trained killer with a gun. She did it to a cop. It's not like even a regular guy. It's a guy who makes his living stopping crime. Stopping fun. He's a vice cop. But he can't even stop a tit plunge. Like, she forced him in there. There was nothing he could do about it. It was basically rape. Nothing he could do. He couldn't go, hey, stop. Another me too. When officers witnessed those activities, three detectives approached the stage. Daniels allegedly made her way towards the two detectives, leaned over, and grabbed their faces. She shoved each of their faces between her breasts, court documents said. Come on. They locked her up as that. The officers face with their breasts. They, I can't believe that. She fondled a third officer's buttocks and breasts, according to the document, and then forced the officer's head between her breasts and smacked the officer's face with her breasts. Can you imagine arresting somebody for that? You fucking lazy civil servant leech. You leech. You leech. There's money that could have gone to schools. There's money that could have gone to fixed streets. Money could have gone to all sorts of good things in the community. But you leached it. You fucking snail. Just creeped over. Got that lady to touch you and arrested her. Well, they did get $6,000 bail. Yeah. But the charges have already dismissed. Doesn't she get that money back? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. It's ridiculous. It's fucking ridiculous. That's the thing we were saying. I mean, but this is cops. Some of them are awesome. Some of them are awesome. And they just get a certain small percentage of them and they ruin it for everybody. It doesn't even have to be 1%. But if 1% of cops is out there shooting kids, I mean, it's less than that. Because it's less than – it's not even every day, right? A cop doing something fucked up is usually like once a week. Think of how fucking millions of interactions these cops have with people. I mean, every day something's going wrong all over the country. Someone's pulling someone over that has a gun. Someone's pulling someone over that has an expired license or stolen property. They're just constantly dealing with people. It's amazing they shoot as little as they do. There's an argument in, hey, the cop should live in the community he's policing. Yes.