Joe Rogan - Side Effects of Carnivore Diet

Those over and like two days nothing right? Oh, no, and I could feel like Like my butthole already felt like I have broken glass inside Oh that feeling so I finally I pushed too hard Cuz I pushed it like I was having a baby. I was like I was doing Lamaze and then that up on the YouTube screen, please So I Fucking this up while he's talking cuz they're perfect and then I pushed and I pushed and then like oh man I could just feel I saw like I wiped myself and it might the toilet paper look like a fucking tampon And I was in pain dude It says the veins around your anus tend to stretch under pressure and may bulge or swell swollen veins hemorrhoids can develop from increased pressure in the lower rectum due to Straining during bowel movements Sitting for long periods of time on the toilet Eddie Bravo has a hilarious bit about it But being on his phone on his phone taking a shit. It's very funny Remember didn't he talk about it on here? I think he talked about it on here, but it was crazy Yeah, not good for your butthole to be sitting in that I would describe the feeling the pain it feels like I remember talking about in a bit. I said that it felt like Every night no the ghost side of by the me Like fuck you in the ass at night. How many days did you go before you took shit? Oh three days that then I took the shit that's when the pain started and I blew my butthole out I guess and then like three days later I did shit right without pain for like two weeks. Well, I'm afraid of fucking eat man I have a friend of mine who had to go to a doctor and they had to literally break up the shit in his butthole They had to go up his butthole with an instrument and break it up and flush him out They gave him something I think he had to take something some sort of diuretic and some stool loosening agent like some hardcore drugs And then they had to go in there with like a chisel and chip off this concrete Log that he had at the bottom of his butthole and then you know, he hadn't shit in many Drives too. Yeah, it was dangerous and he couldn't get it out So he was literally plugged up and it kept piling in it's not like he's gonna stop eating It's just gonna keep piling in so he's got a blockade of like shit rocks at the end of his booty tunnel And it's it's a real problem. It could be bad. It's a real problem He had to go to a doctor mine like finally came out and then But it was all bad with all dry with ugly man painful got each vegetable And then I peed it's on my peed after I finished peen. It was hurting my blood hole after I peed. Yeah, I mean That's one thing that I freak out about people that are on this carnivore diet I hear this carnivore diet stuff and they're like, oh no, no problem shitting at all. I'm like no problem at all You don't eat any vegetables. You got no problem at all. Would it really kill you to eat some broccoli with that? Okay Oh, yeah, the loose in that motherfucking life lineup. I just can't imagine the broccoli is killing you I think if broccoli is killing you There's probably something else wrong You should probably like get your blood work done for I figure out what the vitamins are if you eat broccoli You start getting headaches brought eat broccoli it fucks with my gains. I eat broccoli. I get a headache I'm sure man people have been eating broccoli forever Like how is that possible? But when did broccoli ever become something that you feel shitty after you ate? Has anybody ever said that I got a broccoli. I just fucking get headaches Fuck so my immune system dudes will claim that now these carnivore guys a lot of them are claiming like I Eat a fucking salad bro mama off for a while people Tucked it in back at the other way in general broccoli is safe to eat any side effects are not serious Most common side effect is gas or bowel irritation. Yeah broccoli farts caused by broccoli's high amounts of fiber all Cruciferous it's a great word cruciferous vegetables can make you grassy Oh gassy Acoustical I like how you said gassy gassy are you a scientist or not you fuck okay? When you're a scientist you scientific terms you don't say gassy with me, but he scares saying farts Gassy, but the health benefits outweigh the discomfort. Yeah, so there's certain people like That I think have a real physical issue like Jordan Peterson is one of them when he describes like he he literally can't have Anything other than meat and at this point in his life, or it gives him headaches and it fucks with them I? Think certain people may ruin all bullshit aside might have a real biological issue with vegetables Which sounds insane, but it only makes sense people have a problem with everything There's there's certain people that have a problem with almost everything that are allergic to citrus as people that are allergic to certain avocados yeah all kinds of plants just people that are allergic to grass Why wouldn't people be allergic to some vegetables? So if you are allergic to some vegetables, and you just go on an all-meat diet all those symptoms of those allergies go away Why wouldn't that make sense to people I mean there's so many people fighting off the idea of this Carnivore diet that you're only eating meat you feel fantastic You're probably dealing with a bunch of people that have undiagnosed Interactions like negative and interactions with vegetables It's just probably something about their system that does not go well with vegetables So they should take vitamins take vitamins and eat meat and you better find a way to get some fiber kids You don't want to get all backed up That's what they're good. I think if you eat like really fatty meat though You don't have that problem if you eat like a ton of ribeyes. It just greases up that whole pipeline you like whoa Everything comes up flying out I think when you start eating that lean ground bison meat you know no butter like you're gonna have a problem For butterball yeah, you chew that shit down and pack it down then you water on top of it So it's go like you got like the packed out bison here, and then you got the water behind it It's concrete a fine. It's way through your body Have some broccoli bro. It's okay. Oh put some cheese on it Some people really firmly believe that dairies bad for you, and that's something I've never tried I've never tried you never had very no no to not have dairy. I've never tried to like weigh off hundred percent dairy I don't eat much, but if I do it's mostly cheese hardly ever drink milk Unless it's with cookies and whenever I do I always feel weird no if I eat milk I shouldn't myself I've been like my whole life tolerant, and I didn't even know that my mom never told me But ma'am every time I'm eating cheese. I have problem against tough tough. It'll come out damn So I fuck with almond milk and soy milk now. Yeah, do you fuck with vegan cheese? Everything be only meat no more. When did you stop well wouldn't that fuck my asshole blew up? That's good move cuz fuck that was a fiber inside You feel good though you feel I'm still fat People don't believe me. They say you're vegan. You're fucking fat when he crops Why you opposed to eggs? All I'm just just give it all up man. I got so scared after right I thought bleeding man And I said you know what? Diet on point you feel better. I feel good. Yeah, I mean I don't have I don't have the runs I don't know that shit on myself anymore You ever try other types of diets or is this the first one no I try to be into vegan I try the Atkins diet I tried The Hollywood diet you know when you wake up in the morning and do some coke and in part I want to work now They sucked don't so Never try that one Yeah