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Ari Shaffir is a stand-up comic, writer, and podcaster. Ari is the host of the "You Be Trippin'" podcast. Watch his latest comedy special, "Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart," on Netflix. www.arishaffir.com
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Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comic, podcaster, and actor. He's the host of "The Bertcast" podcast and YouTube cooking program "Something's Burning." He's also the co-host of the "2 Bears, 1 Cave" podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura. Watch his latest special, "Lucky," on Netflix. www.bertbertbert.com
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Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, actor, podcaster, and author. He co-hosts two podcasts: “Your Mom’s House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with Bert Kreischer. He is also the author of “I’d Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays.” Watch his comedy series, “Bad Thoughts,” now streaming on Netflix. www.ymhstudios.com https://www.netflix.com/title/81740857
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Guys, what's our reward though? We should have a reward. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta. I owe something, I owe something. I got a belt out of this motherfucker. You do get the belt, we're gonna present you with that belt in the moment. Where's the belt? We're gonna get that in the moment. So we're there on the stack of weed. I would like to say. Stack of weed! What's the stack of weed? It's the pulp fiction box of weed. Put it on my Instagram for more details. Okay, okay, actually let's present the belt. No, not the pulp fi- it's more like Creepshow. That's where the werewolf that lives under the stairs. Creepshow is a perfect res- that is the perfect analogy. That's it, that's the goddamn crate. That's the creative Creepshow. There's more nightmares. I didn't know one of these belts so bad. Okay, I would like to- Ladies and gentlemen, be one of three people to present this belt. Thank you very much. The ultimate Mickey Man and Gina war. This was fucking crazy, by the way. The fact that we actually did this was nuts. Nuts. And I would like to say, on behalf of me, one of the three non-winners, I won't say losers, of the Soba October Fitness Challenge, Joe Rogan. Much like Jesus before him, where there was nothing and then there was winning, Joe Rogan, you have achieved the champion of Soba October Fitness Challenge. I, Ari Shaffir, present to you, Joe Rogan. This belt saying, you are the champion of Soba October. Thank you, Ari. I just want to say, for the record, I was most impressed by you, and then if you had been exercising as long as I, I probably would have died trying to defeat you. Great job, Joe Rogan. Tom Segura. Yes, sir. You're very impressed. Come on over. Help me present the belt. Well, look, it's already on. I'll just say this. I was, Joe, you showed us definitely what time it was. It was all second place. And Ari, you definitely got that. So congratulations to you, Ari. But Joe, you're in better- Here's a huge shocker. You're in better shape than the three of us. I think that had a factor that was certainly a part of it, how much energy you could put out. We all put in, though, man. We all worked our hands off. But it ultimately is about TRT. Is that tight enough or not even TRT? TRT? I'm just being honest. This is like an advertisement for TRT. I love how I'm- At some point we're like, hey, it really does go to show you that steroids can help in athletic challenges. This is why it's illegal.