Joe Rogan - You Can't Eat Your Friends!

I met a dude yesterday Yogust he was like let me fly you what he say acro-yogust He puts you on his legs like a baby holds you up stretch you and shit. He was like hey, do you know Burke Chrysler? I would love to do that with him, and I was like do you normally do like two people on one guy? You get him up because I for sure could not get him up That guy was anticipating a human centipede on trampoline Oh my god, oh trapeze. What's that one that swings? Yeah trapeze human centipede with the three of you. I love that Who do you think Answer Tom Lancer a real answer no not answer. Do you think you love Ari? No, we're not joining others. I'm missing I Like friends my friends like me you guys you're crazy to be focusing on the wrong things. Yes. Go yes I spend more time with Ari than Okay, so if one of you try to attack Ari ever I have a problem with that Are you going to same shit Ari Ari and I have been friends for too long? Yeah, like that doesn't make sense It doesn't compute. This is my friend. We got to work this out I don't know you as well. I know him for a million hours. Yeah, no you for 400,000 What the fuck went wrong this that's just how we're all we all have to kind of be so I don't love anybody anymore What have you okay? If we're on an island you gotta eat someone first Oh, you know the answer bro. So you guys are crazy Let me tell you something I'm starving to death for eat any of you for real yes 100% Not kill me to eat me Pull you aside and be like who you want to kill bro I Don't want to die knowing you ate your friend, and it didn't matter Here's the reality if you hadn't said this in this scenario is real Yeah, the three of us would be so paranoid about you killing us that we would definitely kill you We'll be like everything's cool, and you and then we would take rocks I'll get the big rock and you get the other Seriously, we have competed against them. How do you think we would go about killing? We would have to make him think that we're definitely not thinking about that and then be like hey guys But we would try to be slick about no no no no no no no we'd sit by fire And then I would go hey Joe when when you eat marijuana does that break down differently or liver than other things? No you gotta think that he'd be thinking the same thing too, so he's like oh fuck I would never turn against these guys, but for sure we're not thinking about it Yeah, they think I if I could turn against my wood. They're gonna have to kill them That's right. I think I do it immediately. I gotta do it tonight. You gotta accept the fact you're gonna starve to death That's what you gotta do you gotta accept it because if there's only four left We're in the woods, and we're stuck on the top of a mountain and no one's gotten to us yet What are the odds they're gonna get to us? What how much time we have left? I feel like 30 hours if everything goes through this are you would wither away first no here's the real truth I'm just thinking about it. He would say immediately guys. I see what's on both your minds You're all thinking of killing each other. I get it from both your points of view if we do this We're never gonna survive. I propose a truce Joe go hunt food birds start to fire the cook obviously Tom I Don't know man cause football is just trying to think About that If it was just us if we just us and living in the woods World went to shit, and we're like on an episode of life below zero We live in some sort of fucking house that we have to put together ourself We'll make it just like we got through this weird month. Okay. This is what's fucking strange about being a person Is that you don't know what your boundaries are you just know what you do most of the time? So all of a sudden when something comes up that requires way more of what you're used to putting way more way Dude, but isn't that fucking with your perspective at all? Yes? You know