Joe Rogan Reacts To Fake Martial Artists

Just that that there's something about cults and there's something about Like seeing people just hook line and sinker roll out the red carpet. Here he comes. Here he comes You know, that's a freaks me out that stuff freaks me out. I think because I've seen it Seen it with martial arts, especially Seeing it with a lot of a lot of the old school martial arts schools were very culty Very culty, you know, I don't know if you follow McDoujo life on Instagram Dude I'm just gonna give you a treat here McDoujo life is a awesome collection of the Fakest martial arts you've ever seen in your life and something about these videos is so goddamn compelling because these people who are The students they know the shit does not really work, but they pretend that it works Because they're just they're in a cult, you know And this guy's like teaching people like if someone comes to grab him like to try to take him down like some wrestler Check it out. He's gonna put his hand here. Give me some volume on this Jamie Small intestine is gonna get it right from the neck Bladder point Just making shit up dude, just making shit up Look at homeboys mustache behind him He comes in touches them here hits him here That's all you need to do bro. Came Velasquez shoots that power double just put that left hand Look at that. He's Kayo'd him. He Kayo'd him bro Get him up. This is important. He smacks the shit out of him And this guy really believes this That's an anti Gracie movie says bitch. Try that Let try that on hens out you fucking dummy There's so many of these but this guy has like an awesome collection of them Look at this the guy gets out and throws everybody to the ground. Hi. Yeah, I am a master They go just walk at this man. They're all they're all grabbing him and he's like, but I have superpowers And you don't they might as well be five They might as well be five-year-olds on a playground and one of them pretends. He's dr. Strange you grab me I'm gonna send you back to Mordor Yeah, it's so stupid it's so stupid but this is what I'm saying these are cults this is there's something about this shit that freaks me the fuck out and I my martial arts school that I Started out in Tae Kwon Oh school was very strict as a lot of discipline It wasn't really culty, but it was a look every everyone is a they're all a little culty. They're all a little culty There's a master and mister and all that stuff There's always a little bit of that but we would go to tournaments and then we would see it full on Just full-on cults like one guy would be the Kung Fu master and have all the students They'd all be at his command and he'd be telling them what to do. They're like, yes, I'd say they'd scream it out and shit Just like karate kid. There's a lot of them man There's hundreds of these weird little schools that were run by people that were running their own little cults But at least at least at the tournaments like you guys are getting actually fucking compete, right? Yeah, so the kids even though they're they're like dogs. They're well trained, you know, they always listen. Yes, sir yes, sir, they still get to get on the mat and they experience lost they experience some form of Fucking real-worldness. Yeah, for sure. It's not like the shit on McDoujo Yeah, no, but it's what's stunning about McDoujo life is how many of them there are? I mean there's and they're making videos This is the thing these people like should put scroll just scroll and show how many videos this guy's got up I mean who I don't even know how many this probably hundreds, but the thing is this is just what's on video, man I don't understand how all these people that come to these places They don't ask For competition. They don't ask to see somebody they don't know any better Did they always but is it always like, you know, oh if I did this to a man, he'd die Yeah, like is that is that what everyone believes? Look at this one this guy when a guy has a knife to his neck He's gonna smush the guy's hand with his chin. Watch this. He's gonna make the guy tap Check this out The guy's got a knife right to his neck and he's like but what you need to do try it on me As soon as he gets that knife near me not the same spot bitch. That's not the same spot Right watch this he's like, okay I give up but I will take my hand and then my chin will make your hand hurt like this Watch this guy This is dumb as shit hurry up and get to it here he goes look he's making him tap He's grabbing his own hand. See he grabs his own head. Oh Oh Look at that. Look at that arm bar ferocious ferocious at no point time Would that guy been able to stab the fuck out of him with that giant knife in his hand? That's just a little bit more believable than the other one goes the one right next to it The where the guys on the his knees there that one right there watch this one. This one's so fucking stupid. I mean Can't Reach me with that hand reach me with that you cannot Please you cannot you can't reach me with that watch this reach me with that hand reach me with that you cannot Fucking handlebar mustache is like straight Ben Stiller But this is why I think I get freaked out by cults is that when I was a young teenager and I started doing martial arts I saw like certain elements of that you know, I went to Catholic school for just one year when I was young when I was seven first grade actually six, right and It was fucking horrible And I remember thinking like that. I can't believe all these people are just doing this like all these people were following along There was like so awful. Okay enough with the I don't want to see any more of these I can't He's got hundreds of a man, but I Recognized that like when I was young I was like this is not this doesn't make sense This is just everybody's just going along with this This is normal to leave your kids with this mean ass none and all these fucking people or everybody's like stay in order Everyone's nasty to you and the hitting kids like woof was awful and I remember thinking man There's something that happens to people when they get big groups of them together and they agree on irrational shit There's something some weird thing that happens to people where everybody this can't be right. That lady is not acting in the name of God There's no fucking way. She's a crazy mean old lady and I gotta listen to her because she works for God This is fucking nuts. Can I talk to God? Does he know how she acts? No, you gotta talk through me Yeah, you gotta talk through her representative. I got the phone line Yeah Your fucking parents take you there and drop you off and leave you with these monsters all day You're like what and some of them got fucked right some of them got molested not just some of them quite a few so I think I had a healthy respect for that and fear of that when I was really young And then I saw some of the same elements when I started doing martial arts Particularly with like some of the more ridiculous like Like really rigid traditional type styles a lot of kung fu there was a lot of like, you know for every 100 martial arts schools you had three or four that were just flat-out cults. I just made those numbers up Who is no idea? 1% who was the guy? I think he wasn't it was in China that fucked up one of these fake Grandmasters and then he had to go into hiding. Yeah, well that guy's two of them One of them happened recently was that that was the guy with yellow sneakers on right? He was an MMA guy. Yeah Yeah, yeah, and he fucked this guy up It's like all of like two strikes to fucking dismantle that old fart. Yeah, I mean, it's not it's not fair you're dealing with someone who's Delusional but it is fair because we all need to see that because there's some people that really did believe that guy had magic powers Because they run a cult like these people that are doing all this death touch that when they see the their students like oh They fall down. They believe that they're getting jolted and some weird might maybe not a hundred percent But there's a small percentage of their bank brain that's willing to not just go along with it But to believe this guy something special that guy with the yellow sneakers didn't give a fuck about that He just beat the shit out of that dude and for everybody else but that dude that's good You know for that guy to find out that he's not Really some possessor of magic powers. I mean if he really did believe it here it is Oh red sneakers different one Maybe no, this is it. This is it He just beats the shit out of this dude, I mean real quick he just storms them boom Hit some of the right hand boom another right hand and just get some on the ground and beats the fuck out of them I mean, this is like maybe Six or seven seconds before they stop it. He's out cold have those mats in my house puzzle mats Yeah, they're in the living room. That's that color. I checked them like that, too You're an animal you keep in the living room. Uh-huh. That's that we can just fucking do yoga. We can roll That's hard. I'll wrestle with my son there You'd freak people out if they came into your house if you're new in the neighborhood So uh Fucking hang out with me for a minute in the living room. Come on over and have some cacao step into my guard cacao Yeah, it's like a mild dose of MDMA. Hey look at my living room. It's fucking wrestling mats. Nothing creepy about that