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Ali Macofsky is an actress, writer, and standup comedian. Checkout her podcast "Resting Bitch" available on Spotify.
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During times of great prosperity, being a hoe is a choice. Yeah. Right? But there's a lot of reluctant hoes. I'm a scared hoe. On the inside I'm like, I'm a bad bitch. I listen to Meg the Stallion, Cardi B, wet ass puss. He's my anthem. And then like, I'll talk to a guy on a dating app and I'm like, do you want to go to the park? And like, I don't know. What do you want to do? Even though you enjoy those art forms and people's expression, in general you're a pretty calm person. Yeah. That's why. Yeah. You like that music because it's fun, but that's not, that doesn't define you. No. How funny was that Ben Shapiro thing? Oh my god. The wet ass pussy thing? Oh my god. That's the result of a gynecological situation. Yeah. How did he say it? I don't even know. He like was reading them and he was like, well in conclusion, a wet ass pussy is actually not that wet. Um, Ben. Benie. Stay in your lane. Benie boy. Oh my god. I mean, I like Ben Shapiro. Let me just state this. I think people get the wrong impression about him all the time. I think he's a very nice guy. He's a very smart guy, but he, uh, he has his blind spots like we all do. And when you think that wet ass pussy is a gynecological condition. Mm. Whoops. Let me tell you something. The mass humiliation of Ben Shapiro. I don't like him. I like him as a human. I know him as a human being. And that's a problem. Like you see someone who does like performative work about politics because part of what he does is funny. Like he has a mug that says leftist tears, you know, and he serves you water. Like when Ezra Klein from Vox was on his show, he drank out of a cup that said leftist tears. Yeah. And they were actually talking about it. Like, he's like, like, don't you think this is, he's like, I think it's funny. Yeah. He leans into it. Look, he's good guys. Just not perfect. Not like all of us. This is the thing. Like what you want to find one thing wrong with the person and fucking hate him. Yeah. And that's just silly. Yeah. You can still think he's a nice guy and still think it's fucking silly to make fun of wet pussy. Totally. Or it's like, I might not like the guy, but I don't need to like attack him. Yeah. I'm telling you, but he does have a goofy ass little smirk. Well, he's, he's a profession. Look, one of the reasons why people love Floyd Mayweather is because he talks so much. He talks so much. He's always showing his money. He's kind of trolling in a way that's become such a thing in fight. And then, but with him, he was so good at it because he was a guy who was very safety first as a boxer, incredibly skillful, like arguably the best boxer of all time. But he, he didn't go after guys and just engage in wars. He fought very tactically and he's fighting the best fighters in the world. So he has to fight very cautiously sometimes. That's the correct way to do it. But he figured out a way to get people to pay attention because that generally like being the most skillful is great, but you want people to pay attention. So you want to be like a Mike Tyson guy who knocks everybody out. Well, if you're not a Mike Tyson guy that knocks everybody out, the best way to get people to pay attention is make them want you to lose. Show them all your money. Oh, look at that watch. It's a million dollars. Look at this hat. Look at these diamonds. Look at this. He's like, I'm not trying to get shit. No. And you just want to beat him up. You want him to get his ass kicked. But meanwhile, he's the best boxer ever. And so he's just outboxing all these people and he never gets his ass kicked. It's kind of funny. I mean, if you really pay attention to it, it's kind of fun. Well, Ben Shapiro is, that's kind of what he does. He's like says things knowing it's going to piss people off and then they're paying attention to him. But he also says some things that make sense. He's very good at debate. He's very good at arguing with uneducated people who just automatically subscribe to left wing ideas. He can chop those up quick if you don't have your thoughts dialed in and your argument dialed in. But he's, you know, he's a person. Yeah. It's a very nice guy. I like him. We're all people. Just people. Why can't we all just get along? Because we're all scared. I know. This is the, if I can, you know, people, oh, it's fucking easy for you guys. You're fucking making money. You're a comedian. You're right. But what Ali's saying, if we could just be nicer to each other is the solution.