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Ali Macofsky is an actress, writer, and standup comedian. Checkout her podcast "Resting Bitch" available on Spotify.
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There was something that I tweeted today that says marijuana stops people from getting COVID. That was a real old news story. That can't be real. It was going around early. I'll see if it's the same thing that was happening. I bet Tommy Chong wrote under a pen name. That's probably fake. So when do you decide to pull out the real cancer-causing cigarette and leave the jewel alone? Me? Yeah, sometimes you smoke... When do I stop at all? Sometimes you smoke cigarettes. May 18, 2020. A new Canadian study reportedly says marijuana may prevent the coronavirus. Aha! They had one strain of a sativa, I believe. I remember reading this back then that might have some... I don't know if I believe that. Let's study this though. Please study it. This is probably dumb, but when you smoke anything, marijuana, cigarettes, whatever, does that go into your bloodstream or just your lungs? It goes into your bloodstream from your lungs. Yeah. Strong object... Update. Strong objection to the believed treatment has been extended to the source for Dr. Kovalek's report. The source is what? Who wrote this actually? It's posted in the source blog magazine. Oh, okay. I understand. Not like the source. Right. But strong objection. Look at that. Look at the post that says at the bottom again. Go back to the bottom part. Strong objection to the believed treatment has been extended to the source for Dr. Kovalek's report. But that doesn't mean anything. Why does it say Shabbi Allah at the bottom? I don't know. Yeah, I mean someone reached out and said that's not true. About the author? That's the author's name, I guess. No, no, no. It means someone... Well, it says about the author, Shabbi Allah. That's what she's talking about. Oh, that's their name. I was saying this. I know. We're talking about different things. But it says strong objection to the believed treatment has been extended to the source for Dr. Kovalek's work. But strong objection, what was the objection and who is it from? Why would you just... That one sentence is like a weird sentence. Isn't it weird to put that at the end of a thing? Strong objection to the believed treatment? So it's pretty much saying like this is not real. Well, it's not saying that though. It's saying someone... Strong objection to the believed treatment has been extended. That's what it's saying. So someone objected, but they're not saying who objected. They're not saying what they said. Is that kind of like nine out of ten doctors recommend this and there's that one doctor who's like, Mmm, Colgate not for me. That's maybe who he is. Maybe it's Dr. Colgate. Okay, Jamie's Googling it. I mean, just... Turn on the fan. I will. This... Posting this was... It got posted like clickbait. Oh, okay. So that's like people were like, oh, okay. Yeah. The weed heads. Everyone wants weed to be their fucking... Of course they do. They never... You think that's real? No. You think it's real? No, I don't. No, it doesn't sound right. Can you turn the fan on, please? We have a fan that sucks all the smoke out of the air from now to think about it. Ready? Here it goes. We thought of everything. I know. Just sucks it out of here. You really have this all down to a science. You