Joe Rogan Rates Cat Shit Coffee

How did that cat coffee get found out? That was a fucking good idea. Coz some asshole decided to pick cat shit and find beans in it. It's a cat-like animal, right? It's called a civet. You ever had that shit? That copyluwak coffee? No. It's very expensive. Tate and I got it once when we were at a gig in Florida. Tate? Yeah. It was like a hundred dollar cup of coffee or something stupid. It was really ridiculous. Not that much. It was like five bucks. I don't remember. When he was body guarding you? Yes, palm. Yeah. Yeah, back in the day. Yeah, that's the animal. Look at that thing. So that thing eats the coffee beans. It shits them out and then people pull it out of the poop. It looks like a little person. Like the thing's baby. And then people pull it out of the poop. Like the thing from Fantastic Four. It looks like his baby. Yeah, they pull those beans out of the poop and then they dry them off and make coffee out of cat shit. And it tastes delicious. Because what it is is the diet. Look at that. That's gold. Right there is gold coming out of that cat's asshole. Look at that. That is ridiculous. You just see that online. Um, taken a large, like if that was a person, you'd be in jail. All right. If you, if you went and googled that person shitting on a log like that, you'd be like, you sick fuck. As long as it's an animal, it's fine to look at their shit and even mine it. They mine their shit for beans. The idea is that the, the digestive enzymes from the Civet's body break down the, uh, the beans, the coffee beans. That's the idea. And you liked it? It was okay. Why don't you? Wasn't better. It's not better. Have it here for the guests. It's not, it's not better. The idea is that it's supposed to be smoother. It's smooth. It's cat shit, coffee, smoother. I don't know, man. I don't necessarily think it really is smoother. It's just different. It's weird shit. I wonder if you could just eat the cat shit just like that without cleaning it off. If you were really nasty. The natives probably just used to eat the cat shit directly. They probably did, but I think you need energy. You probably need to boil it. That's why, uh, when you're making coffee and that boiling water probably kills all the bad stuff. You know, they boil. Did Indians boil shit? I wonder. I don't know. I don't know who invented that shit and how long it's been around. That shit literally, literally who invented that coffee. How long has it been around? It's been around. I'm looking at it right now in Wikipedia since like the 1800s. They noticed that these particular animals were eating specific cherries or whatever that they were leaving around and that they were going undigested. So at some point they decided to clean it off and see how it tasted, I guess. That makes sense. It's just going to make a fucking risk.