Tai Tuivasa Drinking a Shoey Grosses Joe Rogan Out

You moving it while I was trying to read it. Don't do that bro. That's rude. Fuck up that dude's name. Tai-Tui Vasa's an animal. That's a great fucking fight. That guy's crazy. That's that guy that drinks out of his shoe. You ever see him do that? He does shoeys. He pours beer into shoes and other people's shoes. He'll tell someone to take their shoes off. He pours beer into their shoes and then drinks it. Oh my God. It's so disgusting. It's so foul. I don't get it. But I get it. I don't get it but I get it. He likes to party. He's like that dude in Talladega Nights. What the fuck's his name? Not Ricky Bobby, the other guy. The other guy. John C. Riley? Yeah, John C. Riley. I like to party. I like to party. I like to party. He likes to drink out of shoes. Fuck it. He's an animal. I guess like, I mean if you wanna really show you don't give a fuck, that's a good way to go about doing it. Just grab a man's shoe and pour a beer into it and drink it. These dirty, sweaty feet have been funking around. Imagine if you died from that. Imagine if someone's foot fungus was so disgusting that even the alcohol didn't kill it and it germinated inside your gut where foot fungus is never gonna be. Like if there's venereal diseases, right? We all know there are because you dirty bitch. Like what are you guys doing to each other? You're both giving each other dirty fucking things, dirty things. And like diseases are weird, right? People give each other disease. There's venereal diseases which are extra weird. It's like, oh, you dirty people. You gave each other these dirty, dirty diseases. But nature says we don't like this. Nature just lets these sneaky little parasites and viruses and bacteria get in your body. What if there was an even more powerful one for people who sucked on feet? What if it got in your gut? Nature's like, this guy's just too much of a freak. We gotta call him. Call him for the herd. If there was foot sucking diseases. You know, before you make out with somebody, you gotta tell them, hey, I just want you to know, I got a foot sucking disease. So if you don't, maybe we should do this. What? Jamie, what are you making faces for? Says you can get staph from doing this. Of course you can. Science confirms shoeys are really freaking dangerous, especially if you're rich. Why is it more dangerous? That's clicky. They try to get us with a clicky bait. Turns out you can get staph. Yeah, you can get staph. Don't do it. Yeah, duh. I don't need a science study to figure that out. Yeah, because the staph auroras can cause toxins and these toxins are quite resistant to heat. They're quite resistant to the acidic environment when they can survive protein breaking enzymes. Oh, Jesus Christ. If you drink from someone's shoe containing staph and it's toxins, yes, it can give you an acute gastro-intestinal. Fuck all that. But alcohol is a disinfectant, right? Well, yes, but there's always still a risk of infection, especially if you have lower ABV, alcohol by volume drinks, as you'd expect, higher ABV drinks like vodka do a much better job of eradicating bacteria. So yeah, beer, which is what they drank, which is a low alcohol beer or low alcohol beverage. What a fucked up way to die. Yeah, you gotta do shots in those things. Shots are fine. Oh my God, people are crazy. But no one's happy with taking it and leaving it where it is. Everybody wants to take it to the next level. Like everyone constantly, you wanna one up somebody. I'm gonna drink out of your underwear, bro. I'm gonna use your underwear as a fucking filter. No, and dudes are gonna be doing undies. They're just gonna be ripping each other's underwear off and using them over a filter, put it over a glass, and drink right through your underwear.