Joe Rogan Rants About Fake Ripped Jeans

What was that shit that we drank with Stanhope that was really good was it Stanhope no Stanhope brought it and doesn't some band make it that's the Florida Georgia line or some shit. They make it is it theirs Yeah, it's like a pop band. They make a good whiskey like a country band. I think Country pop whatever Listen man if you call yourself country, but you get them fake rips and your jeans you can go suck a bag of dick Okay, that ain't country Not saying that they have that I don't even know but you know I'm saying like those fake rips in the jeans Those fake rips driving goddamn bananas like what are we we're pretending that we work hard Oh, what are we pretending that we we've had these jeans for a long time and they're special to us or do we just buy them? off the shelf at Macy's Like assholes Where the fuck did that take place like if our grandparents who made it through the depression Could come over here and see us buying ripped jeans they would realize like what is wrong with this nerfed up softened down fucking Shitty country we live in America. It's too easy too easy to get by We need wolves in the streets young Eric You started Can't be running around with fucking fake rips in your jeans me on Brendan Schaub one of my best friends does that oh who's this That's them with the fire nailed it. I didn't even mean to nail it. I didn't even mean that I just took a wild guess. I don't know a goddamn thing about these fellas go to that other one Go to that last picture make me put the glasses on look at look at those G make that bigger Well, he looks like he got a full disclosure. I got some paint. Oh, you do have some great. You got some fucked up shit on your jeans I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it real though. I'm not gonna like Let you go in on them and not come claim my jeans here. Listen. I should shut the fuck up I'm basically wearing yoga pants. I got these barbell jeans on these aren't even jeans These are goddamn yoga pants. All jeans are made of weird like this thing. I mean well these don't Even jeans are actually denim. These are like they might as well be spandex I might as well be wearing yoga but most most pants are that now even the ones that look like jeans a lot of them Are yeah, yeah, they feel better Technology it's called advancement in human civilization. Yeah, you want to drive a car with leaf springs like an asshole Oh, do you want some new magnetic? Cadillac Escalade like the breeze You know cruise through your pants, or you want to you know be sweaty. Oh the breeze from fake holes I'll take the sweat like a man